Episode 438: This is a 20-year bug

This week, we discuss Microsoft and Google Cloud earnings, the future of passwords, the validity of DORA Metrics, and share some thoughts on esoteric Excel bug fixes. Watch the YouTube Live Recording of Episode 438 Runner-up Titles Spicy takes and f-bombs Not pants Real scientists don’t use Excel We fixed it Private equity is coming for you Jerks on the phone… go! They’re going to steal our eyes and thumbs Rundown Microsoft fixes the Excel feature that was wrecking scientific data Control data conversions in Excel for Windows and Mac Cloud News and Earnings Clouded Judgement 10.20.23 Microsoft blows past earnings estimates as cloud growth comes in hot Microsoft has over a million paying GitHub Copilot users: CEO Nadella Jamin Ball on LinkedIn: On the Microsoft earnings call Google-parent Alphabet's cloud division misses revenue estimates, as Microsoft’s cloud booms How AI-driven software creation tools speed up your development Amazon launches European 'sovereign' cloud as EU data debate rages Passwords Hackers Stole Access Tokens from Okta’s Support Unit 1Password is the latest victim of Okta’s compromise Passkeys (Passkey Authentication) Apple may be planning a surprise October iMac announcement Despite the Hype, Engineers Not Impressed with DORA Metrics Amazon Could Reportedly Sign Billion Dollar Microsoft 365 Deal Relevant to your Interests Broadcom and VMware Announce Election Deadline for VMware Stockholders to Elect Merger Consideration Beijing weighs delaying approval of $69bn Broadcom-VMware deal Announcing Neptyne for Google Sheets Discord expands online marketplace as it tries to justify $15 billion valuation Top Apple analyst says MacBook demand has fallen 'significantly' Amazon managers can now sack employees who won’t work from the office 3 days a week Amazon’s Andy Jassy Plans to Crash the AI Party US v Google Antitrust Trial Transcripts I The Capitol Forum Crane Venture Partners Flight 2023 How Ubuntu Linux snuck into high-end Dell laptops (and why it's called 'Project Sputnik') What’s inside Apple’s $129 Thunderbolt cable? Why can't our tech billionaires learn anything new? Amazon Could Reportedly Sign Billion Dollar Microsoft 365 Deal Stay in EU, comply with EU law: EU’s digital chief warns X’s Musk Meta sued by 42 attorneys general for addictive features targeting kids Apple Silicon M1 Power Consumption Deep Dive Part 1: Safari vs Chrome Automattic is acquiring Texts and betting big on the future of messaging The founder of startup Bonobos hid a bipolar diagnosis for decades. Now he’s on a mission to destigmatize mental health at work Sam Bankman-Fried Set to Testify at His Fraud Trial Fed wants to lower 'swipe fees,' a potential blow to banks and credit card giants Nonsense Costco CEO Craig Jelinek to step down Jan. 1. COO Ron Vachris will take over McKinsey: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO) Listener Feedback Omnivore Conferences Nov 6-9, 2023, KubeCon NA, SDT’s a sponsor, Matt’s there. 20% off with VMware discount code: KCNA23VMWEO20. Nov 6-9, 2023 VMware Explore Barcelona, Coté’s attending Nov 7–8, 2023 RISC-V Summit | Linux Foundation Events Jan 29, 2024 to Feb 1, 2024 That Conference Texas If you want your conference mentioned, let’s talk media sponsorships. SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us: Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, Mastodon, BlueSky, LinkedIn, TikTok, Threads and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: Asciicinema Coming to asciinema near you with Marcin Kulik, creator of asciinema (Changelog Interviews #561) Matt: uBlock Origin Photo Credits Header Artwork