Episode One - I Don't Remember

      IT'S RATHER SAD, REALLY, ALL THE THINGS I THINK I KNOW, BUT I REALLY DON'T.  MAYBE IT'S JUST THAT I'M GETTING OLD.  MAYBE I'VE LEARNED SO MUCH OVER SO MANY YEARS THAT IT'S ALL JUST A MUSH OF RANDOM IMPRESSIONS. TOO MUCH TV, TOO MUCH RADIO, TOO MUCH INTERNET, TOO MANY COMMERCIAL JINGLES I REMEMBER FROM WHEN I WAS A KID, TOO MUCH EVERYTHING.  TOO MANY YEARS.DIGITALLY REMASTERED! (wink wink nudge nudge) With music "Sovereign" by Kevin MacLeod