Epsiode 262 Show Me Your Naples!

Comedian Eric Schwartz aka Smooth-E rides along with Captain B as they rap some tunes for the #naplescaptainslog Siri can now help you listen to your favorite podcasts! Say things like “play The Captains Log” or “play my newest podcasts.” You can also ask Siri about the podcast that is currently playing and request to be subscribed! Just tell Siri “subscribe to this show!” Watch Full Video —————> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEizwj9TVMU Funny jokes and notes from a day and the life Off the hook Comedy Club. Off the hook comedy club post on twitter daily follow us #naplescaptainslog for the latest info. The captain’s log is officially sponsored by Captain Brien Spirits maker of Captain Brien Sugar Free and Gluten Free Vodka, Barrel Aged Dark Rum, White Rum, and Gin! Check Eric Schwartz out and show him some love at: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ericschwartz/ Instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/eeericschwartz/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/ericschwartz Website: https://www.ericschwartzlive.com/ PODCAST RECAP Miss something on one of our episodes of the #naplescaptainslog? Don’t worry we got you covered! Here you will find a full transcript from this episode of the #naplescaptainslog! Eric Schwartz: ♪ I'm sad ♪ ♪ Drippin' in a downward spiral ♪ ♪ Need advice ♪ ♪ Hit up TripAdvisor ♪ ♪ Lookin' for a place to get me out of this mess ♪ ♪ Ooh the happiest place in the whole U.S. ♪ ♪ Southwest Florida ♪ ♪ Is it true? ♪ ♪ The land of the snowboards ♪ ♪ And the white hairdos ♪ ♪ The leaves don't change ♪ ♪ But the license plates do ♪ ♪ Where they invite reptiles ♪ ♪ Into the swimming pools ♪ ♪ Those crazy golden gaters ♪ ♪ They be wrestling with gators ♪ ♪ If you don't have a nice car ♪ ♪ You probably ain't from Naples ♪ ♪ Where they live up to the name ♪ ♪ Of the knee-high acres ♪ ♪ If don't root for the Pats ♪ ♪ You're a straight-up traitor ♪ ♪ Where they release pets to the Everglades ♪ ♪ And they have bunch of chupacabras and skunk apes ♪ ♪ I'm hype with the trip ♪ ♪ But I gotta ask the people ♪ ♪ If I do make the visit ♪ ♪ You gotta show me your Naples ♪ ♪ Show me your Naples ♪ ♪ Where 69 degrees means it's winter season ♪ ♪ Show me your Naples ♪ ♪ Up in Immokalee they got the orange juice squeezin' ♪ ♪ Show me your Naples ♪ ♪ Fort Myers is lovely but also kinda foggy ♪ ♪ Show me your Naples ♪ ♪ They act all boujee 'til they hit the clubs ♪ ♪ But they got a lot of sea shells ♪ ♪ Even more golf courses ♪ ♪ Keeping them exclusive security forces ♪ ♪ Got kicked off the fairway ♪ ♪ Wasn't fair ♪ ♪ They were like sir ♪ ♪ This is a cemetery ♪ ♪ Oops my bad ♪ ♪ They're both green lawns ♪ ♪ One's eighteen holes ♪ ♪ One's a whole four one ♪ ♪ But now my golf cart's dead ♪ ♪ Do you have jumper cables? ♪ ♪ And while you're at it ♪ ♪ Why don't you show me your Naples ♪ ♪ Show me your Naples ♪ ♪ Fort Misery Nap ♪ ♪ Down the cape in the rock ♪ ♪ Show me your Naples ♪ ♪ Got the beaches on fleek ♪ ♪ Grandparents on lock ♪ ♪ Show me your Naples ♪ ♪ Giving that shine ♪ ♪ To the two three nine ♪ ♪ Show me your Naples ♪ ♪ Show me yours ♪ ♪ I'll show you mine ♪ ♪ Oh you know it's on ♪ ♪ We got Brian Spina on the Captain's Log ♪ ♪ Stop drop and laugh ♪ ♪ That's how we do it in the present ♪ ♪ Never the past ♪ ♪ We goin' to the future ♪ ♪ Right now ♪ ♪ We got y'all tunin' in ♪ ♪ And how are you doin' today ♪ ♪ It's a nice day ♪ ♪ It's a Thursday ♪ ♪ Oo-Wee hey ♪ Captain Brien: Now that's a frickin' intro, dude. Eric Schwartz: That's how we do it. Captain Brien: I need that every time. Welcome to the Captain's Log, guys. Eric Schwartz is live, Eric Schwartz: What's up, dude? Captain Brien: What's up, buddy. Eric Schwartz: Two hands on the wheel. Captain Brien: Love it. I know, I know, look, I'm gonna turn on auto-drive, so we're good. Captain Brien: We're gonna be half-driving auto. Eric Schwartz: You have a self-driving car already? Captain Brien: A little bit-