Fuck It Friday Episode 90 Super Powers or Super Sours

What would you do if you suddenly woke up with super human speed? Or Imortaity, what about the ability to fly??? pretty cool right? OK but what if you woke up with Super crap powers? Like you can only smell guilty peoples B.O.? or you're a human lie detector but you've got to be able to fondle someones junk to know for sure? The wild shit my ADHD thinks about is one thing, me trying to articulate this hot ass mess thats a whole other story all together. SOOOOO get comfy and get ready for me trying to explain to a total comic nerd how my reasoning works. Spoiler Alert he doesn't ever get my point, It's a really good thing he's hot!