LOST TAPES: Joseph Gordon-Levitt

SURPRISE! From deep within the archives comes a Flop Doctors LOST EPISODE, recorded before anything else in their season, in the ancient age predating Henry’s discovery of how microphones work. The audio is DIY, but even fresh out of medical school the Doctors were at the top of their game. His body. His pad. His ride. His family. His church. His boys. His girls. His flop era. That’s right, the Doctors cut their teeth on the Don himself, John Robin Blake, and the only one who knows the weight of his loaded die - Joseph Gordon-Levitt (or JoGo) the millennial heartthrob with a serious commitment to the creative spirit… a bit of an overcommitment. Oh where, oh where can our quirked-up prince be? Greedy People, Killer Heat, Project Power, all these movies have featured JoGo and yet the joie de vivre that captured our hearts is still MIA. Did you know that he went back to the scene of the crime, writing and directing again? That he was one of the three men in 2013 who actually made the humiliating suspenders trend work for him? That you should avoid rewatching (500) Days of Summer lest you want to witness the unholy birth of twee misogyny?He doesn’t have a perfect record, or even a HitRecord anymore, but there’s a reason the Doctors want him back in the game. He offers something no other leading man can, pure vaudeville energy with a sensitive side, and their prescriptions were specially crafted to bring that back. Listen to hear the Flop Doctors’ vintage recording, Flop Doctors: Origins if you will, and consider what could be if we welcome JoGo back into our lives. And stay tuned for updates on Season 2… as the great John F. Kennedy once said, “ask not what chopped and unc flops can do for you, ask what you can do for chopped and unc flops.