S1E8: You Say It's Your Birthday

Greetings, delicious humans!Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC., isn’t an ordinary soulless corporation. And our karaoke parties involve a lot more extradimensional portals than is standard.In this episode, do NOT make Winifred come looking for you about that thing with the hammerhead sharks.Our merch stop is open at https://goodmorningevildoers.com/shop/We're creeping up the joint at Instagram, Bluesky, and Tumblr.Digital frippery is available at Gumroad. Zines. Encouragement. PWYW.And we are infinitely grateful for donations via Ko-fi.Thank you for your compliance.-~*~-Good Morning Evildoers is a twice-monthly comedy horror podcast hosted by Winifred, Head of HR for evil supercorp Global Synergy Amalgamated.Daily announcements at an evil organization have to cover things not commonly found at your average non-evil company. Moonbase transfer policies. Time travel accidents. Budget disputes between rival departments that end with necromancy or plutonium.Luckily, these daily communications are well-received. Because Winifred is going to need to rally the troops. Teams excavating the sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub basement at the primary Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC. lair are about to free an ancient Good of paralyzing banality. And it’s coming for everything that isn’t good for you.Sex. Drugs. Rock ‘n roll. Even oat milk lattes.So it’s time to fight the good fight — with some good, old-fashioned evil.