Shit Lump Intervention

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Merry Christmas Eve, freaks! If you’re trapped in a car with relatives you hate, hiding from your family, or just need something loud, stupid, and offensive to get you through the holidays, this Best Of Distorted View Daily has you covered.Tim dusts off a classic episode from December 2014, packed with legendary audio clips, enraging tech support calls, human stupidity, and some of the dumbest people ever captured on tape. Think of it as a re-gift… but one that smells faintly of feces and printer toner.Tech Support From Hell – A confused elderly woman calls tech support to complain about Google’s Pac-Man doodle, convinced it’s hijacking her computer and possibly charging her money.Printer Rage Meltdown – A man loses his mind during a tech support call, smashes his printer (and possibly his monitor) with a hammer, and then demands warranty service while his family panics in the background.Shit Lump Intervention – A drunk man is confronted by friends after passing out in his underwear with a very visible fecal mass in his pants… and things only get worse when he investigates.The 80 MPH Question Returns – A simple math question destroys multiple brains as two men struggle mightily to determine how long it takes to travel 80 miles at 80 miles per hour.2014 News Flashback – Commentary on the Sony hack, North Korea’s threats over The Interview, and America’s collective panic over a Seth Rogen movie.Teacher Suspension – A first-year math teacher faces consequences after writing “stupid” on a student’s forehead with permanent marker.Death by Tire Swing – A man dies after aggressively pushing an empty playground tire swing and failing to anticipate basic physics.Classic Voicemails – Freaks from Australia, Ohio, and beyond check in with holiday greetings, McRib opinions, singing, and unhinged devotion.Holiday deals still active at shop.distortedview.com (use promo code AIDS for 20% off orders of $50+)Lifetime Sideshow memberships available as the ultimate last-minute gift for the freak in your lifeA music swap at the top of the episode thanks to copyright issues (thanks a lot, Spotify)Whether you’re driving across the state, hiding in a bathroom, or questioning all your life choices, this classic Distorted View Daily Best Of is the perfect Christmas Eve companion.🎄 Merry Christmas, freaks. Spread the distortion. 🎄On This Episode:Also Mentioned:

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