So Solly, You Engrish Is Nosso Gud

Americans love mocking Asian accents like it’s a personality trait, while completely missing that the rest of the world is roasting American English right back for being loud, slang-soaked, and grammatically chaotic. To anyone who actually studied the language, Americans sound like overconfident improv comedians shouting “bro,” “low-key,” and “circle back” while chewing half their consonants. The reality? Accent struggles are just what happens when humans learn new sound systems—but multilingual speakers know they’re adapting, and Americans keep assuming they’re the default. That’s the joke, and yes, everyone else is in on it. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit misongrey.substack.com