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Suboptimus Prime (with Langston and David)

EPISODE · Oct 14, 2025 · 50 MIN

Suboptimus Prime (with Langston and David)

from My Momma Told Me · host Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

Is Optimus Prime a c**n who betrayed his fellow cars? David wonders how long it is too long to keep your eyes closed in the barber's chair. Langston has one of the most unhinged conspiracy theories yet submitted to the podcast: Did Optimus Prime betray the Autobots by supporting the human race? Y'all see how we treat cars? Disgusting! Plus, the guys answer two voicemails. The first caller states that robot slang anthropomorphizes robots, and the second thinks Diddy purposely cast Anthony Mackie as Tupac in Notorious, the caller's only connection to the legendary rapper.  SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: [email protected] LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON 800 POUND GORILLA YOUTUBE INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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