That's the Body of Augustus Gloop

Tom and Julie give The Business to Fatman and Rifkin's Festival and they honor the latest scientific discovery in the field of funny voices - this time, a BBC scientist and her assistant reveal what Neanderthals REALLY sounded like - and it's NOTHING like Tim Allen! Plus Tom and Julie have a few bones to pick with the flour industry and dictate three complaint emails to Hecker's Flour. Tom pitches a Taxi Driver sequel called Uber Driver! Tom and Julie's definitive ranking of the kids from Charlie and Charlie Factory! Julie's wisdom tooth horror story - she had to listen to Sgt. Pepper on shuffle! Tom' story of Barkley the horse! And more!LISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS:http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plusTHIS WEEK'S LISTENER POLL:*What are the scenes in otherwise great movies that you always fast forward through?*What are the tracks in otherwise great albums that you always skip through?MERCH DESIGN REQUESTS:*"Baby Goldilocks Loves Cookies" / Brett as Hecker's Flour Boy*Quarantine Mask that says "Put your fingers under my mask… If you like getting chomped!"*Quarantine Mask that says "You may not know it but I’m eating a Milky Way under this b*tch!" (using the official Milky Way logo)*"BRETT?"*"Please Stop, I'm Begging You"*Tom on Barkley the Horse*Bluto from Popeye Village (fake beard, pillow under shirt, etc) with a speech bubble that says "I'm Daddy!"*Your own design! Based on anything that you've heard on Double Threat!SEND SUBMISSIONS TO:[email protected] THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatFOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.