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The Custodes: Irreplaceable, Incredible, Inept

EPISODE · Jan 20, 2024 · 1H 10M

The Custodes: Irreplaceable, Incredible, Inept

from Isyander & Koda · host Isyander & Koda

The title is a joke.....Probably.https://www.patreon.com/isyanderandkoda You already know how to please the Machine Gods at this point so thank you so much. And make your voices heard for which faction you would like to see next! -Isyander The Adeptus Custodes, a central faction in the Warhammer 40K universe, embody the ultimate guardians of the Emperor of Mankind. As the Emperor's personal bodyguards, they are unparalleled warriors, each a masterpiece of genetic engineering. Their history is deeply intertwined with the Imperium's, being involved in crucial events and conflicts throughout the galaxy.Historically, the Adeptus Custodes were originally ten thousand strong, but their numbers dwindled during the War Within the Webway. By the 41st Millennium, they restored their ranks to their original strength. They are a department of the Adeptus Terra, answerable only to the Emperor and their leaders, with the Captain-General being their chief custodian. Their ranks and titles reflect a hierarchy of respect and experience, with positions such as Shield-Captains and Tribunes holding significance.The Adeptus Custodes have engaged in numerous battles and campaigns, including the Indomitus Crusade, the Defense of Vostagraad, and the Witching Wars. Their recent activities, as noted during the Era Indomitus, involve battles against formidable enemies like the Hexarchy and the Black Legion. They are known for their participation in various crusades and wars, demonstrating their unyielding commitment to the Imperium's defense.The faction's equipment and armory are as distinctive as their warriors. Their arsenal includes advanced armors like the Allarus Terminator and Custodian Armor, various shields, and unique weaponry. They deploy formidable walkers like the Venerable Contemptor Dreadnought and vehicles such as the Caladius and Dawneagle Pattern Jetbike. Their aircraft arsenal includes the Orion Gunship and Ares Gunship, among others. They also possess relics that symbolize their heritage and prowess.The Adeptus Custodes are divided into various subdivisions and castes, such as the Hykanatoi, Sentinel Guard, and the elite Companions who serve as the Emperor's personal bodyguard. These subdivisions reflect their diverse roles and specializations within the faction.Regarding their feelings towards the Primarchs, the Adeptus Custodes view them with a mixture of respect and wariness, recognizing their power and importance to the Imperium while being cautious of their potential for betrayal or harm, as seen during the Horus Heresy.TIMESTAMPS —— 0:00:00 Silly Intro0:00:18 The actual Intro0:01:06 The Custodes0:05:24 How rare are the Custodes0:09:03 The Emperor's Closest Friends0:15:15 How are the Custodes faring Today0:18:11 What makes the Custodes special0:32:05 How they Shore up their own Weaknesses0:34:21 How do the Custodes feel about the modern Imperium0:45:57 The Aquilan Shield0:50:40 The Custodes' "Default Dans"0:51:22 The Eyes of the Emperor0:59:19 Setting their Power in Perspective1:01:50 Closing Thoughts——————————  TAGSAdeptus Custodes, Warhammer 40K, Emperor of Mankind, Imperium, Captain-General, Shield-Captains, Tribunes, Indomitus Crusade, Defense of Vostagraad, Witching Wars, Hexarchy, Black Legion, Allarus Terminator Armor, Custodian Armor, Venerable Contemptor Dreadnought, Caladius, Dawneagle Jetbike, Orion Gunship, Ares Gunship, Hykanatoi, Sentinel Guard, Companions, Primarchs, Horus Heresy.————————————Opinions expressed in this video are solely those of Isyander & Koda and in no way reflect the views or opinions of Games Workshop Ltd.Support the show

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