The Slap Meets The Toe

The slap heard round the world still lingers, friends, only this time we're doing the slapping. Missy disgusts us all with tales of her swole toe. Amy plots a new plan for the Brilliant Family Passover. And Will Smith takes yet another beating. All this and more, on today's Brilliant Observations. Do doo doo doo dooooooooooo!   In a world of Putins, be a Zelensky. Praying for the day this horror is over.  Glory to Ukraine.  Glory to the Heroes.        Love this episode? Share it with a friend via text message, social media or word of mouth. Sharing is caring, folx.   Like what you hear? Rate us five stars on RateThisPodcast Find and share all our episodes on ApplePodcasts, GoodPods, Spotify, Audible, YouTube, Stitcher and everywhere else you likah-ta listen. Looking for a few likeminded souls to complain I mean CONNECT with? Join our Facebook Group at BillObsSquad and follow our show page @ListenBrilliant (Facebook, Instagram, Pinterest). Feeling old school? Send us an email at [email protected]. Or visit our show pages on podpage.com/brilliant-observations.com or brilliantobservations.com . Wanna wear your support? Buy stickers, tees, totes and m'goats at TeePublic. Or, just support us with your cold hard cash at Patreon. It really does make a difference.     If You Love Brilliant Observations Comedy Podcast If you laugh along and relate to Brilliant Observations, chances are you'll love these likeminded, strong female centric podcasts, too: You Are That, Mouse and Weens, I Shake My Head with Lisa and Sam, Momtourage, Comedy Bang! Bang!, BitchSesh, Bertcast, Hello Seven, Podcast that Pays, Dear Chelsea, Office Ladies, Call Her Daddy, And That's Why We Drink, Girls Gotta Eat, The Morning Toast, The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamo, WHOREable decisions, Brilliant Idiots, Dying for Sex, In Bed with Nick and Megan, Trash Tuesday w/ Annie, & Esther, & Khalya, Guys We F****d, She Podcasts, Mouth Feelings, Guilty Pleasure, Sweaty and Pissed, Almost 30 Podcast, Terrible Thanks for Asking, Women of the Hour, Boobies and Newbies, Podbroads, and dozens of others.   Find and follow them all in the Girl Got Mic group on Twitter or on the GoodPods app. And if you don't see a show you should, by all means, ADD IT.    Penny for your Thoughts?Full disclosure: there is no penny. If you've got four minutes to kill, we'd love for you to waste it taking our Listener Demographic Survey. We'll use this data to lure Russia into overthrowing the midterm elections. And possibly to appease our soon-to-be sponsors. It's all anonymous, kids, so please be honest.  You can find the survey here:https://bit.ly/BrilliantObservations Or in our Facebook Group, BrillObSquad, which you can join for free by clicking here.  Want even more Brilliant Observations?Join our newly formed email list by sending the word SERIOUSLY to [email protected]. We promise not to sell or spam. Or to sell spam. Because that's just gross.    Did you miss the part where you can contact us? Here is it again, just in case you want to join the nonsense online @ListenBrilliant, @BrillObsSquad, www.BrilliantObservations.com, or [email protected]. Find swag at TeePublic.com/BrilliantObservations, or support us at patreon.com/BrilliantObservations.   Help Us Be More Brilliant Stars are our favorite. To give us 5 stars, visit Apple Podcasts, find Brilliant Observations Podcast, click Ratings and Reviews, and slide to rate us 5 stars. You can even write us a glowing review!   Our goal this month is to add one new subscriber each day. Will that be you Dear Listener? If you have an iPhone just ask Siri to "subscribe to Brilliant Observations podcast for free." Or preserve the economy for human jobs and do it yourself. Visit Apple iTunes and search Podcasts for Brilliant Observations, then under the show graphic, click Subscribe.   And now, we tag: Peleton, comedy, podcastforwomen, podcastsforwomen, smart, friends, girlgotmic, ladypodsquad, podernfamily, podcastmovement, podcastsforwomen, podfest, sex, relationships, chat, unfiltered, radio, fun, happy, happiness, boobs, dogs, marriage, midlife, kids, parenting, college, goals, brillobssquad, brilliant, observations, podcast, comedy, funny, women, lady, girlfriends funny, happiness, almost30podcast, 50af, love, Angie Jordan, Podcast That Pays, Rachel Rodgers, Welcome to the Most, menopause, midlife, michelleobama, brilliantidiots, mouseandweens, ishakemyheadwithlisaandsam, outlanderpod, chat10looks3, sweatyandpissed, podcastmovement, podernfamily, podfest, shepodcasts, shondarhymes, lupin, greysanatomy, writing, amwriting, writer, lfg   Connect with Brilliant Observations Podcast Facebook Group: /BrillObsSquad Facebook:  @ListenBrilliant  Instagram:  @ListenBrilliant  Twitter: @ListenBrilliant  Email: [email protected] Web Site: BrilliantObservations.com   Episode 241The Slap Meets The Toe Brilliant Observations Comedy Conversation Podcast with Melissa Brilliant and Amy Fugazi