This Just In! Erling Haaland destroys Man United, Arsenal smack Spurs & VWFC’s Playoff dreams

Erling Haaland is not human. That we can all agree on, right? Brendan Dunlop, Craig Forrest, Jimmy Brennan and James Sharman try to make sense of Sunday’s Manchester Derby that saw the Norwegian and Phil Foden become the first pair of teammates to each score a hat-trick in a Premier League match. Cristiano Ronaldo didn’t play but of course Dunny had us talking CR7 for 15 minutes. North London is red, and no one seems surprised that Arsenal are flying because they were all swooned by how Amazon's All Or Nothing documentary portrayed Mikel Arteta.   Conor Gallagher burned Crystal Palace as Chelsea find their footing under Graham Potter. Liverpool look like a shell of the title contenders we expected Jurgen Klopp to field this season, but Sharms is handling it better than you'd expect. Wolves sack Bruno Lage, but Dunny doesn't read Portuguese well enough to know who his replacement will be. Craig is thrilled the Vancouver Whitecaps still have a shot at making the MLS Cup Playoffs. Wonger and Dunny make repeated multi-sport references which sparks a verbal altercation between Jimmy and Jeff Cole about Muhammad Ali's ranking amongst the greastest boxers of all time. A great time had by all! Unless of course you're a Man United fan...   Presenters: Brendan Dunlop, James Sharman, Jimmy Brennan, Craig Forrest, and Dan Wong Voice Over Talent: Jeff Cole    *This podcast has content that may use words and share tales that offend, please feel free to use your best discretion. Parental discretion is advised. Be advised this episode includes explicit language.* Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.