This Zoo Names Cockroaches After Your Ex!

Hey betchhh! We’re back on the wiiiiireless January 22! In the meantime, get a load of this: Are you a petty bitch? The San Antonio Zoo is offering a special Valentine’s Day special to get back at your ex. For $14 (AUD), the zoo will name a cockroach after them to be fed to the animals. The money will be donated to helping at the animals at the zoo.  Gnarly smells! A woman named Jacqueline got back at her cheating ex by hiding something in his car. Her boyfriend asked for a ‘break’ from the relationship, and she later found out he was having an affair with a ‘junior apprentice’. She hid seafood marinara mix under the seat of his vintage car. The seafood was in there for 4 months and she saw him driving around with his window down. Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.