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📌 On Today’s Show:The Duggar family scandal counter ticks up again—because apparently one wasn’t enough.Sagittarius Shawty’s disastrous dating saga ends with bloodshed… literally.A BTS superfan absolutely loses it and threatens Lady Gaga over a Grammy.Plus: your voicemails, including some uncanny Tim impressions and a horny woodsman.Longtime DV nemesis: the Duggar clan.New allegations against Joseph Duggar involving inappropriate contact with a minor.Tim revisits the family’s deeply weird history:DV victory lap: “I was right—this family is messed up.”Sag goes on what seems like a dream date… until it isn’t.Red flags:The climax (unfortunately):Somehow… she still lets him continue 😐Final outcome:Tim’s takeaway: “Stick with prostitution. Dating is worse.”Throwback clip: BTS fan furious after Gaga wins a Grammy.Highlights:Tim breaks it down:Las Vegas elementary school teacher arrestedAllegations include:Charges: multiple counts of inappropriate contact + child abuseViral video: man shouting slurs in a Colorado AutoZoneNo context, no follow-up, just vibesTim’s take: “Why is this even news?”Fake(?) report of Chuck Norris dying at 86Leads into the greatest Walker, Texas Ranger clip of all time“Walker told me I have AIDS.”Spot-on (and brutal) Tim Henson impressionsA bizarre woods-based phone sex enthusiastQuestions about:Sideshow episodes + bonus video content available nowPatreon perks (voicemail priority + merch tiers)Sponsor an episode for $25More info: distortedview.com🚨 Duggar Drama Continues💔 Sagittarius Shawty: Date From Hell🎤 BTS Fan vs. Lady Gaga🧑‍🏫 Teacher From Hell (Quick Hit)🛠️ Racist AutoZone Freakout🪦 RIP (Maybe?) Chuck Norris📞 Voicemails💰 Support the Show