2 Assholes In A Jeep

Two assholes from New York drive around using explicit language in a Jeep telling it like it is. Scotty and Glenn try to keep each other company on a drive while talking about current events such as the NYC Marathon, financial difficulties, and the Middle East conflict.

Two assholes from New York drive around using explicit language in a Jeep telling it like it is. Scotty and Glenn try to keep each other company on a drive while talking about current events such as the new sub variant, how to simplify the complex amount of information from the media, the advancement of 21st century science, and continuing to learn Chinese.

Two assholes from New York drive around using explicit language in a Jeep telling it like it is. Scotty and Glenn try to keep each other company on a drive while talking about current events such as the impending doom of the next pandemic before the elections, the cancellation of a hit song by Queen, and the neighborhood crimes from the police blotter.

Two assholes from New York drive around using explicit language in a Jeep telling it like it is. Scotty and Glenn try to keep each other awake on a drive while talking about current events and they make a pact to learn Chinese on each trip in case they need to move in the future.

Two Assholes drive around in New York talking about the state of NY using the police blotter of their choice, nextdoor.com, shedding their unique perspectives on petty crime, the migrant emergency, and what is considered safe or simply expected in city living.

Two assholes from New York drive around using explicit language in a Jeep telling it like it is. We talk about the reputation we have to uphold in being honest, the Canadian wildfires, the latest summation of AI now and in the near future, the wonders of the month of June, and the movie John Wick Chapter 4.

Two assholes from New York drive around using explicit language in a Jeep telling it like it is. We start with small talk and never stop, ponder Sharper Image and Hammacher Schlemmer, the smell of marijuana smoke everywhere with abandon, and we get back to reviews of The Flagship Inn.

Two assholes from New York drive around using explicit language in a Jeep telling it like it is. We converse while driving about New York accents, religious questions, reading materials, mindful meditation, children, and places to eat from the 1980s.

Two assholes from New York drive around using explicit language in a Jeep telling it like it is. We talk about a weird movie from 2001, how it looks like what's happening now, the world is ending, pedophiles in positions of power, regime change wars, the New World Order, Jehovah's Witnesses and bibles, and charismatic aliens.

Two assholes from New York drive around using explicit language in a jeep telling it like it is. Today they talk about esoteric people spreading information about spiritual experiences, ass parasites, American Yoga, and atheism.

Two assholes from New York drive around using explicit language in a vintage Jeep telling it like it is. We talk about how people don't know how to park, getting stuck when your car won't start, whatever happened to OTB and the culture that went along with it, why movie sequels suck, and what musicians will be unemployed first by AI. You can also see us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@2ASSHOLESINAJEEP

Two assholes from New York drive around using explicit language in a jeep telling it like it is. First World problems from money to gold, back to money, then oil, then war, then national debt, some more money, government corruption, debt slavery inflation, finally ending the conversation on the collapse of paper money backed by nothing in particular.

Two assholes from New York drive around using explicit language in a jeep telling it like it is. Asshole conventions, bad halloween costumes, failed businesses and upstate strip joints are the topics for this episode.

Two assholes from New York drive around using explicit language in a jeep telling it like it is. How the post office can ruin your day, dealing with the people waiting on lines, and revisiting one-star Yelp reviews of horrible establishments.

Two assholes from New York drive around using explicit language in a jeep telling it like it is. Learning languages, property lines, ATVs, white trash, and pasta sauce are some of the things they discuss while driving at night.

Two assholes from New York drive around using explicit language in a jeep telling it like it is. Coffee standards, how Starbucks made its money, why Taster's Choice instant coffee is good, eating caffeine pills, and avoiding deer when driving is what the 2 Assholes talk about while driving at night.

Two assholes from New York drive around using explicit language in a jeep telling it like it is. Supermarket checkout lines are problematic, food buying privacy is a right, and prices are so depressing that knowing the cost of items will kill you.

Two assholes from New York drive around using explicit language in a jeep telling it like it is. They talk about James Spader, Jeff Fahey, Brokeback Mountain, accepting an acting role in a movie with full frontal nudity, and clothing choices required to be allowed into cults and cool clubs.

Two assholes from New York drive around using explicit language in a jeep telling it like it is. People who used to look jacked don't look like they even lift, most movies are terrible, and Death Wish was a documentary from the 70s.

Two assholes from New York drive around using explicit language in a jeep telling it like it is. The good days are gone; reminiscing about the old days while they decide whether they are old, the 2 Assholes mostly talk about candy bars and their domination in food choices.

Two assholes from New York drive around using explicit language in a jeep telling it like it is. Parents can't drive, New Yorkers defecate in the streets, and Walter Becker hears from a fan.

Two assholes from New York drive around using explicit language in a jeep telling it like it is. A feature asshole joins us to talk about how everything pisses him off because he's an aging asshole.

Two assholes from New York drive around using explicit language in a jeep telling it like it is. They reminisce about childhood breakfast cereals and how they've changed, how to easily get diabetes, and getting miniature cameras up your ass at the doctor.

Two assholes from New York drive around using explicit language in a jeep telling it like it is. A featured guest asshole takes a ride in the asshole mobile to discuss current problematic topics with the other asshole, including the acceptance of insects in the diet, cats watching television, and the worst hotel you have stayed at in your entire life.

Two assholes from New York drive around using explicit language in a jeep telling it like it is. All hell breaks loose when one asshole admits he hates driving while the other asshole explains why he likes it.

Two assholes from New York drive around using explicit language in a jeep telling it like it is. They drive talk about how New Yorkers speak on the phone, in person, and on the job after a good dose of caffeine to start the day.

Two assholes from New York drive around using explicit language in a jeep telling it like it is. Car maintenance and purchase, hot boxin' to cover up old smells, and fighting for first place in grade school academics are some of the high points of today's ride in the Jeep. Video footage from the Auto Zone parking lot in lovely Bushwick, NY, where random people can always be found tinkering under the hood against the clock for remaining daylight.

Two assholes from New York drive around using explicit language in a jeep telling it like it is. The conversation begins with taking a walk to the post office and evolves into population density demographics, illicit crime, and the country's meth epidemic, all while trying to stay on the road safely.

Two assholes from New York drive around using explicit language in a jeep telling it like it is.