3, 2, 1, Haiku!

Hullo!   When we clap hardly it is harder because of the calluses on our hands, arafourer, five, six, seven, eight, and we invent the Dadlympics.   Bye now!   References: King.Phy.Cl.O.Pha.G.S. - Taxonomy mnemonic  Kingdom of Hearts  King Lear

Howdy!   Oliver gets a sense of hope, Kayla learns about better bánh mì, and Bella would eat a bag of blueberries.   Byendy!   References: Two Men Cafe  Nhu Lan  Where Chefs Eat in Footscray

He-he-he-hello!   Oliver annoys Kayla, the initial discussion of The Grape Spectrum, and welcome to ClocksWorx!   B-b-b-bye!   References: The Grape Spectrum

Hullo!   Eidann isn’t careful with Oliver’s heart, Oliver’s got a new energy now, and dangerous vegetables.   Bullo!

HAPPY 300!!!   We are filming! This one is filmed with a real iMax 4D Cinema Camera™, we make it simple: who we are and WHY we are, we answer all your questions (frequently asked and other,) this kind of turns into Oliver interviewing Kayla, and how many times have mums been mentioned (spoiler: more than a hundy-fift.)   HAPPY 300!!! P.S. Thanks for listening and hangin’ with us. We enjoy this a lot and hope you do too :)

hey.   We are proud of us, all the uses for a spatula, and Kayla nearly fell asleep standing up (but instead slept like a sweet little baby.)   bye.   References: Sleep

IT’S HOT HOT HOT!!!   Kayla has been to Dingley Village Adventure Golf as a child, the Poem Police (definitely not Oliver) are on Kayla’s criminal poem trail, and it fell from the head to the pen to the page - OliverStyle!   EVERYTHING’S ON FIRE HOTHOTHOT!!!   References: Dingle Village Adventure Golf  Bee

Why, hello!   Kayla is such a good actor, nothing better than yeeting a lamb after a kayaking sesh, and what does the ‘Tommy’ in Tommy’s Margarita stand for?   Why, bugger off!   References: Acronym  Tommy's Margs  Denmark

Hihihihi!   Oliver has crocs but they’re off-brand (and his work shoes are barely standers), Arch Jockitch - the tennis player, and Kayla would like to own an otterman for their intersectional feminism couch.   Bibibibibi!

WASSUP?!   These haikus are gonna change some lives, when Oliver’s lefty ooooh boy we’re all in trouble, and Kayla’s mum pretended to trot like a horse through a Big 4 caravan park.   BYESUP?!

Hullo!   Every message should have a bit of gump, actually this is some good advice actually: you should do your taxes (but boy oh boy is it a pain in the tax man), and the stuff that Kayla as a character does.   Bullo!

Have a good walk!   You won’t believe what Bella and Jordan are going to do, the first brown is coffee…, and every single use for a coconut.   Have a GOOD walk!   References: Sausage Coconuts

Well hello!   The commute of the headphones should be short, we are thinking of different types of bars (maybe we should have a little tipple), and we have a first fight and it’s about saving dominoes.   Welp. Bye!

Omghello!   If you wanna work, then you’re a snake, Oliver never sees what happens when he rings the doorbell, and Oliver doesn’t want to drink Kayla’s dirty martini.   Omgbyebye!

Top of the day, end of the week!   The vibe of someone who’s been skunked, the thing you do with exercise balls where you, like, sprint at each other and go flying ‘n’ stuff, and we come up with a really bad alternate universe all to do with the name of computers.   End of the day, start of the week(end)!

Tweet tweet!   Oh. I hear it now. The piss and poo carpet is laid down. Kayla is profiled again. There is a design flaw in bread.   Tweet twoot!

*hello in elephant*   Oliver was just going to say the same thing again, Kayla has a very tactile butt (and we chat farts), and Oliver is a happy accident.   *ciao in elephant*

What up?!   Water is good, find a balustrade (it has to be a balustrade,) and we think we’re one for the buttons.   Bye up?!?!

Woah!   Carrot Dangles is a great name.  Snacks aren’t really food. Bikes DO get stolen for real sometimes. Kayla and Oliver love you mums x   Woah continued!

Heyo!   Hard to do the melody, what about egg wheels?, and you broke the contract now I stab you.   Bye babe!   References: Marvelous Spatuletail

Welcome in!   A mum filming the sand, Oliver will do spankings as a consequence, and it’s like soft rain on your witchy day.   Welcome out!   References: Cheaper Buy Miles

Oi you!   Absinthe is/is not utterly confusing, Oliver has a really cool and totally brand-new idea, and it’s time to bring out The Bolo.   Oi oi you!   References: Cruise Ships Bolo Ties Bald

Hi!   You know when you get an email? Would you like a podcast with a 30-year-old baby? Did you want to have curly hair from eating carrots?   Bi!   References: Baby

Good new week!   We are each other's inner voices, did, the people deserve to know how to find random articles on Wikipedia, Kayla is ONLY here for TWO things, and Oliver didn’t know so he ruined it.   Bye lads!   References: Da Moon Artemis II

Good day m’lord!   Kayla has an announcement (and Oliver ruins Kayla’s childhood memories), Kayla is breaking lots of stuff that would be better if it, frankly, weren’t broken, and we’re starting a conspiracy podcast.   Good day m’liege!

JALAPENO POPPIN’!!!   We do Jalapeno Poppin’ and that’s ‘nuff said, Oliver is rude, and Oliver will think about how orthopedic he’s been.   JALAPENO POPPIIIIINNNN’!!!

Bonsoy!   Kayla would never be on the block but would be on something else, Kayz’ devil sticks might be at Stu’s work, and a Home Alone surprise. Is this the end???   Full milk!   References: Devil Sticks Rola Bola Tricks

Hello hi!   Oliver only wants to do one normal activity with Kayla, everyone is in an orb (and redefine what reality is), and rhubarb in the style of Andy’s toys.   Goodbye bye!

HI!   Kayla is back(!!!) and we both did things, Bella just wants to be tucked in (and is busy in her sleep), and the truth about Kevin Bacon is finally revealed.   BYE!

Wow. He keeps on doing this thing doesn’t he? It wasn’t ever really in the shallow end but this is definitely in the deep end… of nothing. Bring back ellipses!

It’s happened again. Oliver does another solo chinwag. This time he talks all his thoughts on sports and spends a good majority of the episode saying goodbye.

Oliver does a solo episode of pod. It’s not that short and mostly meaningless but there’s a sort of deep bit about catching yourself. He also lies about going to play dominoes later. But thus.

Yippee!!!   Kayla’s got a cool new non-communicative relationship with the brain, mind, and body, Oliver can make himself sneeze (and an idea for episode 300), and there’s orb factions in shrimp country.   Yippaa!!!

Hullo!   We’re being cute and safe, breaking news: more confirmed about shrimps (we’re coming up to the season finale of the shrimp saga), and dead like a doorknob that’s been hit by a wheel of cheese.   Bullo!

Heck yeah!   Don’t fall in the pond, there’s danger in the pen and danger in the pages, and Kayla’s been reading mythos so said Dr. Zeus and we all laughed and laughed.   Rock on!

Hams!   Don’t judge it before you know it, if you need a parachute when you jump from a plane you’re weak, and where is your writer’s intuition located?   Cheeses!

Hello!   We help Jordan pee, when Sherlock is busy you can’t really rely on Shrimp & Fry, and the boy wants to be in the garden and so the boy shall.   Goodbye!

WAZZUP???   We’re here to keep the vibe alibe and smacksh it out, the five basic tastes, and Kayla “doesn’t” do a haiku about Jordan Barr.   bye.

Hey now, hey now!   A bubble in the burp, you have to live in couragiander, and she is the east and egg is the sun.   Don’t dream, it’s over!

Hola!   We’re changing the architecture (by reinvigorating the space), she’s behind the door, she’s behind the orb (maybe everything is orbs), and a weird huge fish.   Hula!

Yippee!   The obvious meaning of what KFL stands for, that heg has had too mamy pumpussions, and the federal climb.   Yippoo!

Good morn’!   Oliver did a bad thing with hair, we are/are not getting married and are/are not getting matching shrimp tattoos, and logistics make everything worse.   Good eve’!

Good as! (hello)   Fresh cuts, smaller than a micro-pig, some things we wish we didn’t do, and the types of pickles that Kayla has been in.    Goooood as! (bye)

Goodmonday!   A 24/7, glass box, haiku festathon, Oliver should put himself in more positions where he can be saved by shrimps, and we discuss what are the top 2 things above asking.   BONUS audience challenge at the end!!!   Byemonday!

Hooray Friday!   We got the bird and caught it in the corner, shrimp chancellor sounds so much better than prawn chancellor, and Oliver is peat thick not rain thick.   Have a perfect day! Never change!!!

Heyoooo!   Is gas touching us or are we touching gas? How much bit will you become if you lay on a bear? Do we have all the answers or none of the answers? Hmm?   Byeoooo!

AH!   Normal start to an episode (completely normal), Kayla is simply a mere conduit (and doesn’t like it clean), and it’s time for a peat chat.   AHHH!!!

Hello again!   We are simply vehicles for the story, dogs don’t think of themselves than more than a head, and what do shrimp do when they’re scared?   Bye again!

Hey hey!   We’re gonna part the fart (are we even friends?), a picture of you, Oliver, human man-boy (who changes and evolves every day), and Kayz would do the opposite.   Good! Bye!

Final Friday… of the week!!!   Kayla has a car sadness, the many uses of pods (probably not the type of pod you’re thinking… you might be verrrry surprised!), and Oliver’s sister has lots to say about stuff in bowls.   First Friday… of the week!!!