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All is not Smurfy with Mr. Blonde.

Seinfeld interviews a Matzo. Not that there's anything wrong with it.

Calling All Podcasters: Not sure if this will catch on, but I was hoping to start the first podcast petition. Simply add your personal video or audio message to this podcast and send it on. If enough podcasters latch on maybe a certain someone in Washington, D.C. will finally listen.

Real men eat quiche. Real men cry at movies. And yes, real men aren’t afraid to do a certain something in the shower.

I'm not sure how many times the folks at PBS aired this episode, but believe me, it is a classic.

Aaaahhh, 80’s action TV shows! Where bad guys were bad. Good guys were good. And no one felt one bit of guilt or remorse using glorified and gratuitous violence. Of course, the best part (of the show) had to be the corny joke told and the group laughter that occurred at the end of every episode. Like clockwork.

This is what happens when you combine an edgy/erotic drama with breakfast cereal.

Ever wanted to know when the Partridge Family jumped the shark?

A beloved children’s icon rewritten into a story, more suitable for today’s guys (30+).

A cuddly, retro, yet lovable creature finally meets her match, sorta.

From the network that brought you celebrities skating, animals attacking and cars chasing.

Over 150 million men watch at least one sport regularly. Though the term “watch” doesn’t mean what it did 20 years ago. Thanks to computers and other tech devices, no guy has to be glued to the set to catch a glimpse of the score. However, to technically say you “watched” the game to other guy-compadres, the Man-Code stipulates that at least 3 minutes to 1 quarter of the game should be viewed. NOTE: These times differ for the playoffs

Zombie Jacko’s review of the NEW, soon-to-be-a-cult-classic – SNAKES ON A PLANE. The king of pop was very impressed, giving the film a whopping & lopping 2 ½ severed heads.

This comic is a tribute to one of the great sitcoms that really nailed the “misunderstanding formula.” Three’s Company. And yes, I also give a shout out to – Philadelphia. A new sitcom on F/X. Check with your local cable provider if you don’t carry it.

Ahhh, 1990. Acid Wash jeans. Hammer pants. Vanilla Ice. Also a time I was working on the comic strip the "SUNY Side" for the college newspaper at SUNY (State College of NY) Fredonia. The strip lasted 3 years. And then like Mr. Ice, it faded away to nothing.

Ok, only two more to go and then it’s back to the old format. I admit the one problem with the strip is sometimes it relies on the reader to have advanced knowledge of the Jewish culture, for some of the jokes. This strip again has to do with Passover and talks about the 4 questions. A part of the seder ceremony in which the youngest person (attending the seder) asks four questions about Passover. The first question (which I refer to in the comic) is about Matzo. "Why is it that on all other nights during the year we eat either bread or matzo, but on this night we eat only matzo?"

I actually, did a couple more of these strips. So rather than subject you to one of ‘em every week, I figure I'd release them all right away.

Back by popular demand (ok, because of one person) it’s another episode of Mutant Matzo Ball Merv & Sam! YES, now I spell Matzo right! For the first issue of this pulse pounding series check out the "bonus comic" episode right after episode 10.

Ok, so it’s been really hot in NYC. Really hot! Record heat! This may have had an effect on this week’s video podcast. Think happy meets sadistic.

Wanna play Mario on your ipod? So would I. But hey, at least with this podcast you can fool your friends into thinking you're some sort of tech-hack wiz. Plus, it's an actual trivia game. Everybody wins.

I dare you to help change the world. Use the podcast medium to our advantage. Unify, for one single message. So the media around the world takes notice. Then the governments follow suit. And maybe, just maybe we can end some of these senseless wars. And save a few lives in the process. All I’m asking is that you spread the word. Send this message or devote part of your next podcast episode to spreading peace. 44,000 strong can make a difference. That’s it. I’ve said my peace about peace. Thanks for tuning in.

Since the summer brings a long hiatus for all the shows I figured I'd offer up the “What if” TV series. Starting with -- LOST. What if Desmond couldn’t turn the key to save the island and the world? What would happen if this electro-magnetic thingy ran its course? What other secrets would be exposed in the hatch? Of course to protect the innocent (and my @ss) I have mice playing out this dramatic conclusion.

Ok, so you know how each summer Pixar comes out with those incredible animated movies. You know the ones where you just stare in awe and think, "Jeeze, how do they do that! Create that kind of magic!" Well this ain't one of those features. But hey, at least it’s FREE.

Awhile back I did a comic strip for the college newspaper --- THE SUNY SIDE. Then a decade (or so) later I tweaked it a bit. It's still about college life. Same characters. Only this time I also added a mutant matzah ball.

Having trouble kicking your annoying guy to the curb? Try this guilt-free, painless plan. Please note: There is no political agenda meant by using these two love birds. I figured I'd be in ok territory since they are splattered all over the news. All the time.

Here are tride & true signs that will tell you if the guy you're dating is actually married.

Ever wanted to know if you have the upper hand in the relationship? Here are the signs you should look for...

The golden rule of GUY dating -- Don't date friends! Got an idea for the show? Let me know -- [email protected]

Once you log into the online dating world make sure you watch out for these guy lies.

Find out the hidden meaning behind late night phone messages guys leave.

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Why do guys act the way they do? They get advice from other guys.

Learn how to analyze the always cryptic "GUY EMAIL." Find out the real reason he emailed you.

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Episode #1: Bunny Scratches Find out if that hot coworker has the hots for you without asking. Bunny Scratches. NOTE: I think all guys are guilty of this time-old signal. The problem is they don't admit they're doing it. I myself have be caught a couple of times. However, I of course blamed it on the alcohol.