4S PORTAL: SecondSaturday Songwriters Soiree!!!

One Item or Less Bret H. Hart - 8/14/1997 I love my wife a lot It’s what we want (like it or not) Don’t ask for much, her needs are few “Just keep it right here between me and you.” I’ve been tempted, I’ll admit it Some folks like to rub your face in it “Have some fun. She’ll never know.” One for the money Two for the show I can only handle one item or less Living without lies works the best, for me One item or less No muss. No fuss. No mess. Some folks talk about nothing’ but baloney Putting on airs, happy being phony Every truth lived buys stock in the future Every heart you break Needs 50 feet of suture… I’ve seen a lot of people climbin’ over that fence Soon their hands were shakin’ and their faces looked tense As they straddled two pickets labeled “Guilt” and “Fun” Now they’re living in denial ’bout what they done done I can only handle one item or less Living without lies works the best, for me One item or less No muss. No fuss. No mess.