Adulthood Realized

Pills/Dr. Phil

On my own/fumbling around/pills/changing the channel

Choking while Christine is on the phone

Pills/eating icing/fuck!

Parent's not knowing the sex of their kid/gas out of your ass

Middle Eastern music/ace of base/rock?

Cleaning up/bottled water

Fun with plugs/pills/text message

Chinese food/people turn wierd

Let's turn off the air/pills/iced coffee/email

Allergies/fathers/What the fuck was that/pills/salad dressing

Black shows/Kay/dinner/washing the bedspread

There's an app for that/lighting up

Snacking/going to the bathroom/soda/pill time

Lunch/robocall/food conversation

Pill time/Christine's email

Confronting a scammer/cleaning

Phone call story/it's raining

Dinner/dessert/who the hell called?

Pasta/garbage/Ice cream

Dishwasher/CVS/they refuse to speak English

Pasta/King of Queens/PMS/email

Assholes at Target/fake phone call/pizza

Cat treats/shopping list/Judge Judy/checks/the bird on our door

It's our fault/we let idiots into this country/cupcakes/they're on their way

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Waiting for the guy to fix our toilet. He never showed. Most of the time is spent complaining about old bags and other chatter!

The pilot episode!