Alison's podcast

Rauken Glen Garden Centre - the grotto is jingling and a full size Santa has just arrived - is this the first one in Scotland 2007!

Grabbed comedian Michael McIntyre - star of Have I got News for You, Royal Variety Peformance, 8 out of 10 cats for an insight into the mind of a man who should hand out waterproof pants before watching his show - a genius.

Friends Scott & Kate leave a rather quaint souvenir from Australia as a momento of them! Sounds like a lot of balls to me.

Grave news reported live from the shops of Edinburgh. Gird your loins and ditch your grey bras - the party's over

Miss X - locked in a room with 200 sexy men!

Help is at hand - as the maestro demonstrates why.

The Cure, Gary Glitter & Silk should these women be let out in public? eh....no

The Proclaimers play a 45 minutes set at The Help a Child Appeal 20th Anniversary which makes over £60,000 !

Alison goes behind the scenes with Scotsport presenter Grant Stott - they talk football, pants and find out what really goes on between records!

Ins and outs and ins and outs and ins and outs... I'll never sleep again!!

Lip smackingly great food in a wee - in fact THE Wee Restaurant - poor Craig the chef/proprietor gets mobbed in the kitchen when we feel the urge to tell him we love him and his wonderful grub!

You couldn't make it up....staying with the Royal Theme Dave and I are off to meet the Queen more details next week - if we're not taken to the Tower!

Exercise makes you cocky ! It's official as friend Anne crosses the finish line and thinks she's Forrest Gump!

Fashionistas of Edinburgh unite at Sam Thomas fashion show - here's what to wear this Spring in Scotland!

I've eaten more sausage and garlic, and gargled more wine, than I can shake a shakey stick at... John King has a lot to answer for!!

knobbley ones, black ones... even ones with nuts! So many sausages and not a sausage chopper to be bought anywhere!

Lost French Sausage means Dynamite's Dehli Delight will tickle your fancy

Alison loses her cool when faced with HRH Princess Royal - despite thinking she's cool !

Hysterics when under pressure - it's a classic - grown man in uncontrollable laughter shock! PLUS Enunciation under the affluence of incohol is not quite as clear as pal Anne thinks!

No matter how much you tip... NEVER... pat this waitresses bum, your Cheese and Ham pie may have an 'extra' flavour!

Dave jammed in a Viet Cong Tunnel and Dynamite 'the Flying Ninja' in Brazil... thought the idea was to relax on holiday?

Sexy group McFly chased round London by several Scottish middle aged- women - God help them.

The lapsed domestic goddess meets a Dr. who could change her life.

En route to a big meeting a casual comment causes airport mayhem

Jog Scotland get their hands on me and I finally take the plunge!

Invasion of the buffed, polished and the opposite sex?

A 30 second jog, chafed thighs, an oxygen tent and a passport - another successful fitness campaign - NOT!

Topless in the bar, Christmas Carols... how was yours?

Postman Pat, Panto, Dianne a bit of romance and a robotic cat.... all in one podcast!

Best hangver cure - don't drink! Aye that'll be shining bright....

Sex and shopping with the girls.....well what else would you expect?

Eats too many pies and not enough excercise! Of course he's one of us! : )

Ok, maybe a rib won't be removed but the calf hugging wobbley bum needs some attention!

Dave has a rather unfortunate accident, American tan is not a good look for your teeth.

Short and sweet - the podcast not Ken!

The F plan diet - the girls are at it again!

Hibs v 'Hea Setanta'? Confusingly it's not a European team.. But Setanta are the big footbally type people... How was I meant to know? ANYWAY... Onto flasks of mince...

Stranded at the Park thinking, "Why haven't men got GPS strapped to their thighs? Why are Range Rovers like lounges on wheels?" Another week and another drama!

What a combo! It's amazing what bumping into an old friend can reveal!

Ending up in a bar? Another hectic week and, naturally, fun was had along the way!

A 'quiet' night in Aberdeen, the Silver City, was the plan... well it WAS the plan... wasn't it?

OK, when you have Lynn talking about Madonna in Amsterdam and Dynamite Diane and her '12 hour Wine Tasting session' I guess you have to have a wee glass...

'Fun and frivolity of life as a middleaged woman' is the topic of my show and really this is just a brief taster of what is to come!