All the Answers

On this episode Colton demonstrates his impression skills and shares one of the worst business ideas ever conceived. Tyler tells an acid-laced love story between man and porpoise, and Joel argues why he could beat up a centaur. Join us for some thought-provoking discussion, but don't take us too seriously. We're not experts on anything. NSFW Edited by Joel Larson Colton Toews - Twitter @ColtonToews  Tyler Searle - Twitter @searlety Joel Larson - Twitter @joellarso Time Stamps: 0:27 - What we watched 8:37 - Am I The Asshole questions 20:51 - What fictional character would make the best Prime Minister of Canada? 24:27 -  What would you do if you woke up next to a dead body in a field? 28:54 - If animals gained the ability to speak, what would they say? 36:25 - If reincarnation is real, what would you want to reincarnate as? 40:00 - What mythical creature could you beat in a fist fight? 43:28 - If aliens visited earth, what would happen? 46:57 - If you had to live as a character in an objectively bad movie's universe, which movie and character would you choose? 51:33 - Time freezes for 48 hours. What do you do?

On this episode Colton, Tyler, and Joel determine whether leaving a bum-print on a canvas constitutes as art, debate if its appropriate to lock your children in a closet, and answer the most difficult "Would you rather?" ever conceived.  Tune in to hear their ridiculous analysis and far-from-professional opinions.  Please remember this is a comedy podcast and NSFW Host: Colton Toews / Twitter Co-host: Tyler Searle / Twitter  Co-host: Joel Larson / Twitter Timestamps:  0:00 – 0:30 Introduction 0:30 – 7:57 What the boys watched this week 7:57 – 14:30 AITA (am I the asshole?) for not defending my girlfriend’s erotic self-portrait? 14:30 – 21:08 AITA for telling my co-worker to lock her kid in a closet? 21:08 – 35:43 What would happen if teachers did not give failing marks? 35:43 – 38: 10 If you were speed dating and you could only ask three questions, what would they be? 38:20 – 43:57 How would the world be different if there were no conspiracy theorists? 43:57 – 55:37 What is an underrated feeling? 55:37 – 59:10 If bugs became the size of horses, which ones would be the most useful? 59:10 – 1:03.14 Would you rather have sex with your mom or your dad? 1:03.14 – 1:03.34 Outro

On this episode of All the Answers, Colton, Tyler, and Joel discuss movies and shows such as the new Borat movie, Naruto , and Harry Potter. Then they make judgments on two Am I the Asshole? threads from Reddit, leading them to evaluate the attractiveness of Ms. Frizzle. Lastly, they determine how they would react to escentric scenarios (which somehow leads to Tyler's sexual attraction towards Mother Earth). And heads up, this is a comedy podcast... don't take us too seriously (it could induce headaches). Enjoy! Host: Colton Toews / Twitter  Co-host: Tyler Searle / Twitter  Co-host: Joel Larson / Twitter Timestamps:  What did we watch?............0:30:20 Am I the Asshole?..................8:12:00 What if?.........................................17:03:70