All You Fascists...

We're feeling optimistic, guardedly

Don't take a knife to a gun fight.

In the debate make him try to untoss his word salads.

When they go low, we go high (but with zingers).

It's the economy, stupid.

(We're still sweatin' bullets)

(but be careful how you say that)

It's good to know where the concentration camps will be.

Everyone has an off-night ... even us!

The American dream ... or Skynet?

The end of civilization? ... as we know it?

Fiddling whle Rome burns

Go to any high school reunion and you'll know

The Court of Public Opinion vs The Court

We didn't do it

A kiss to build a dream on

It's deep

One, Two, Three ...

Tell no one!

(We're pretty sure it's not rigged.)

Dave goes deep into James

His life flashes before your eyes

News at 11

... as if things weren't bad enough already

Vape 'em if you got 'em

It's not a nicey nice world out there.

Also ... The Rapist and the King

But not this week

In Vino Veritas

Put your money in last week's other sock

We didn't mention that at all

But, gee willikers ... balloons?

Circle the wagons!!

This episode has both extremes covered

That was the year as it were.

(and we take some comfort in that)

On pistolas, stacked courtage, reality disparity, and have a nice day

We have no insights ... but check it out

...and impeach Clarence Thomas

Really. Where?

Damn Skippy!

Do it for yourself. Do it for your family. Do it for the world.

Wait. Even if he were being wrongfully accused, how is that "extortion"?

It's being decided right now and there is no middle ground

... And a liar's defense.

Because some of you really are!

The end of civilization? ... as we know it?

A huge fight for democracy in Hong Kong demands our support

So what are you still holding for?

Let's live again! It's time to give wings to your desires!