Altered Judgement

Welcome to the official start of a new era for Altered Judgement. In Episode 11, Alex and Joe unveil their fully realized, dedicated podcast studio. Leaning heavily into a "late-night radio" aesthetic, the duo discusses their primary influences—specifically Philadelphia radio icons Preston & Steve—and their mission to reclaim the local airwaves (or digital waves) for the community.This jam-packed episode features a Superlyte vodka cocktail taste test from Stateside, a massive Backyard Buzz segment featuring the Detroit-style pizza and artisanal sandwiches of Steel Penny in Hatboro, and a deep dive into the changing landscape of media and corporate ownership. Plus, the guys share a bold prediction for the Flyers' playoff run and issue a challenge to their "Altered Universe" to help them hit their 100-subscriber milestone.Episode Chapters:[00:00] Intro: Pickleball & Shuttlecocks[01:24] The New Studio & "Mega Desk"[02:12] Flyers Playoff Predictions[04:51] Taste Test: Stateside Superlytes[06:36] The Push for 100 Subscribers[15:37] Influences: The Preston & Steve Legacy[21:16] Ranting: Ads & Streaming Frustrations[24:31] Remembering Pierre Robert & Nick McIlwain[28:35] Reclaiming the Medium: PJP & Localism[39:56] Backyard Buzz: Steel Penny Takeover[48:54] The Detroit-Style Pizza Review[54:11] Coffee & Breakfast at Steel Penny[57:34] Outro & Final Thanks

In this special "takeover" episode of the Altered Judgement podcast, the usual host Joe is replaced by Charlotte for a lighthearted and chaotic session dubbed Altered Toddler. Fueled by organic fruit punch juice boxes, Charlotte and her dad dive into a wide range of toddler-approved topics, including reviews of the latest animated movies, favorite foods, and a very strong stance on Philadelphia sports.The episode features plenty of "bathroom humor," experiments with vocal effects (from chipmunk to "bear" voices), and a recap of a busy weekend visiting local bakeries and grocery shopping. It’s a fun, unscripted look at a podcast studio through the eyes of a four-year-old.Episode Chapters:[00:00] Intro & The New Host[01:45] The Juice Review[02:53] Movie Reviews: Mario & Beyond[03:17] Vocal Effects & Yoshi Impressions[06:54] Favorite Foods & "The Joke"[08:40] School Life & Learning the Letter 'T'[10:12] Philadelphia Sports Talk[13:05] Music Recommendations[13:45] Weekend Recap: Baked by Michaela[15:27] Walmart Adventures[17:05] Fart Jokes & Final Thoughts[18:14] Outro & Chipmunk Signing Off

In This "Last Call" Episode, the guys sit down with Conor, a neighbor with a history in the music industry. The episode kicks off with shots of Malort, which the hosts describe as "truth serum" that tastes like "dirty shoelaces" and "black licorice and farts." Between rounds of the infamous Chicago spirit, they discuss Conor's experiences working sound for bands like Dashboard Confessional and Blackthorne, debate the existence of "Central Jersey," and launch into a passionate conspiracy theory about why Wawa stores no longer have their iconic smell. The conversation concludes with a nerdy but insightful breakdown of Pennsylvania's unique liquor laws and a potential solution for the state's revenue issues.Episode Chapters:[00:04] - The Malort "Truth Serum"[00:54] - Conor’s Band History[03:52] - Comedy Movie Deep Dive[06:53] - Meeting Idols & Sound Engineering[08:40] - Introducing Conor[10:00] - Touring with Blackthorne[11:32] - The Hockey-Playing Moose Tattoo[14:00] - The Central Jersey Debate[17:13] - Bandwagon Fans[18:43] - The Wawa Conspiracy[23:43] - PA Liquor Laws[30:54] - The Microcosm of PA[37:02] - Final Malort Shot & Outro: One last round for the road

In this episode of Altered Judgement, hosts Alex and Joe discuss the end of Season 1 of the show, and tease a brand new look and feel coming for next season with a fresh studio setup a more radio centric format and a brand-new theme song by DelCobras. They share a major update regarding the co-host lineup, officially moving forward as a duo.The episode features a celebratory tasting of their collaboration beer with Van Lieu’s Brewing Company and a deep dive into an assortment of local treats from Baked by Michela on their new Backyard Buzz Segment. Later, the hosts discuss the evolution of media, sharing their top sitcom picks and reflecting on the nostalgia of '90s culture and music as it hits its 30th anniversary.Episode Chapters:[00:00] - Cold open and the new Altered Judgement intro.[00:56] - Onward and Upward: Studio updates and co-host announcement.[02:46] - Cracking open the official Altered Judgement beer from Van Lieu's.[03:14] - Recap of the beer release party and shoutouts to local collaborators.[05:58] - Introducing the "Backyard Buzz" segment: Supporting local businesses.[08:35] - Backyard Buzz: Baked by Michela [10:32] - Tasting the brown butter chocolate chip cookie.[12:58] - The Oatmeal Cream Pie challenge: "Little Debbie ain't got nothing on this."[14:28] - Reviewing the Oreo cookie sandwich with chocolate ganache.[15:53] - The portable apple pie: Tasting the apple pastry.[19:18] - Banana Pudding review: "The best I've ever had."[21:55] - Cinnamon bun cheesecake tasting.[25:40] - Media Discussion: The "Death of Comedy" and changing TV landscapes.[28:13] - Sitcom deep dive: Scrubs, How I Met Your Mother, and The Big Bang Theory.[32:04] - Book-to-screen adaptations: Hopes for the Harry Potter HBO series.[34:21] - Binge-watching classics: Game of Thrones and Breaking Bad.[38:51] - '90s Nostalgia: Why Dookie and Nimrod are now "Classic Rock."[42:40] - The Top 3 Sitcom Challenge: Alex and Joe share their all-time favorites.[53:53] - Studio shoutouts: AB 3D Print Works and upcoming guests.[56:45] - Future "Altered Journeys": Planning a trip to DC for the Bad Time Records Tour[58:37] - Ace Ventura and the $58k Rhino prop.[59:38] - Final wrap-up and "Onward and Upward" closing.

In this special live episode, the Altered Judgement crew takes their show on the road to Van Lieus Brewing Company in Perkasie, PA. The centerpiece of the event is the official launch of the Altered Judgement Pale Ale. Throughout the two-hour broadcast, the guys sit down with Galen and Rachel (Van Lieus) to discuss the history of the brewery and the brewing process. They are also joined by the team from Spuddy Buddy Fry Factory to sample gourmet fries and Adam from the Happy Losers podcast for some comedy and shop talk. The episode concludes with a live "Brew or False" trivia game involving the brewery patrons.Episode Chapters:[00:00] Intro and Welcome[03:00] The Game Plan[06:40] Interview with Galen (Van Lieus Owner)[16:30] The Origin of Altered Judgement Beer[22:20] Interview with Rachel (Lead Bartender)[35:10] Spuddy Buddy Fry Factory[45:00] Adam from Happy Losers[01:01:00] The Hot Sauce Challenge[01:12:40] Workplace Rants[01:22:50] Music and Comedy:[01:32:00] Brew or False Game:[01:53:30] The Prize Wheel[02:10:45] Wrap Up and Thank You’s

In this "CrossCast" special, the boys from Altered Judgement join the Happy Losers podcast for a deep dive into their worlds. They discuss the "mathematical formula" for the perfect amount of pre-show liquid courage, the struggles of maintaining a "beard identity" (and the dangers of shaving it off), and the transition from filmmaking and music into the podcasting space.The episode takes a local turn with stories about legendary bars like Oldtowne and Mystic, a breakdown of the Philly open mic scene, and a final, fiery challenge involving a local Carolina Reaper hot sauce. It’s an exploration of work ethic, creative passion, and why sometimes you just have to "take the leap" and start that project you've been talking about for years.[00:00] Intro: Welcome to the Altered Losers Judgment Podcast.[01:43] The Comedy Formula: Liquid courage and experimenting with pre-show beers.[04:18] Beard Identities: The struggle of shaving and the "toddler reaction" test.[08:04] The Future of Travel: Personal drones and the "Jetson" aircraft.[10:07] Large Man Problems: Tall guy respect and the struggle of small cars.[13:14] Local Legends: Tales from Oldtown, Mystic, and the Ale Trail.[16:53] Beverage Kryptonite: The alcohols that turn you mean (Rumple Minze & Jäger).[21:13] Creative Origins: Transitioning from filmmaking and screamo bands to podcasting.[26:06] Taking the Leap: The philosophy of starting a project and being ready to fail.[30:12] Marriage & Fatherhood: Transitions, expectations, and the "Domino's incident."[34:31] The Wawa Debate: Nostalgia for the sliced lunch meat heyday vs. modern quality.[36:26] The Comedy Grind: Advice for the Philly open mic scene and finding your cadence.[44:53] Professional Welding: Career paths outside of degrees and traveling the US.[53:49] The Ethics of Work: Handing down work ethic and documenting "core memories."[58:45] Comedy Culture: Thoughts on Kill Tony, SNL, and "standing on business" in humor.[01:08:31] First Mic Stories: Facing stage fright and the adrenaline of performance.[01:14:34] Improv vs. Scripted: Why the best podcast moments are the ones you didn't expect.[01:22:12] Growing the Brand: LLCs, local partnerships, and "leveraging" the community.[01:23:44] The Hot Sauce Challenge: Taking on the local "Goat's Head" Carolina Reaper sauce.[01:30:00] Final Outro: Supporting local business and closing thoughts.

The episode kicks off with a game called "That Could Be a Strip Club," where the hosts brainstorm how innocent business names like "Crumbl Cookie" or "Happy Zone" could double as adult entertainment venues. The conversation then shifts to a live attempt to "Split the G" with a glass of Guinness, leading into a trip down memory lane about AOL chat rooms and the "ASL" (Age/Sex/Location) era. This naturally transitions into a discussion about the absurdity and dark comedy of Chris Hansen's sting operations, recalling the most ridiculous excuses and moments from the show.Episode Chapters:[00:06] - The "That Could Be a Strip Club" Game[01:03] - Splitting the G: The Guinness Challenge[03:15] - AOL Chat Rooms & ASL Nostalgia[04:26] - Chris Hansen & "To Catch a Predator"[05:45] - Classic Excuses & Zima[06:56] - The Naked Entrance & Final Thoughts

In this episode of Altered Judgement, Joe, Alex, and Pat are back in the studio and joined by a very special guest: Chef Nick Clare. The guys dive deep into the world of content creation, the importance of supporting local mom-and-pop businesses, and the personal journeys that led them to where they are today.From heartfelt discussions about mental health and fatherhood to a local pizza review from Sylvio’s Deli, this episode covers it all. The group also tackles the "Chicago Handshake" with a round of Malort, debates the best (and worst) seasons of the year, and discusses the challenges of balancing a health journey with being a food influencer.Follow the Guest:Chef Nick Clare@ChefNickClare (Instagram/TikTok/YouTube)Podcast: Thanks for CookingEpisode Chapters:[00:00] Intro & Housekeeping[03:01] Welcome Chef Nick[04:53] The Jump Into Content Creation[06:42] Building Community[11:47] Taking the Leap[16:17] Mental Health Monday[18:59] Fatherhood & Sports[27:37] Pizza Review - Silvio’s Deli[30:29] Food Subjectivity[34:13] Supporting Small Business[39:21] The Local Renaissance[46:31] Life as an Influencer[50:45] The Cheesesteak Debate[01:01:08] Restaurant Cleanliness[01:04:11] The Malort Challenge[01:08:44] Health Journeys & Food[01:14:10] Breaking Old Habits[01:21:51] The Season Debate[01:25:00] Ranking the Seasons[01:37:24] Outro & Final Thoughts

In this special episode, the ladies take over the studio to dish out the "unaltered" truth. From a disastrous Malort shot challenge and 40th-birthday health realizations to the infamous "Mushroom Pizza Incident," no topic is off-limits. Expect plenty of banter about marriage, the struggles of adulting, and why they might just be better at podcasting than the men..Episode Chapters:[00:00] Introduction & Takeover[01:28] The Malort Shot Challenge[04:00] Throwing the Husbands Under the Bus[05:33] Turning 40 & Busted Hips[08:35] Millennial Coping & Gummies[13:07] The "Nerd" Origin Story[17:28] The Infamous Mushroom Pizza Story[29:45] Guest Invitations & Podcast Ambitions[34:20] Height Verification[38:17] Final Outro

The crew welcomes Khamila of Kitty on Top Bartending to discuss her journey from working a corporate job to building a mobile bartending empire. They explore the challenges of starting a business right before a pandemic, the importance of high standards in the hospitality industry, and the creative process behind her organic simple syrups. Between the business talk, the group samples a "gauntlet" of local craft beers, explores the science of bourbon stewardship, and braves a "Voldemort" shot (a mix of Malort and Vladimir vodka). The episode concludes with a chaotic birthday celebration, complete with an alien-masked pizza delivery and an impromptu birthday song.Episode Chapters:[00:00] Intro & Welcome[01:45] The Beer Flight Begins[04:28] Getting "Iced"[10:21] Local Brew Highlights[14:30] The Birth of Kitty on Top[18:28] The 5,000 Sq Ft Event Space[23:42] Certified Spirits[26:56] Building a Team[32:56] Organic Simple Syrups[37:19] Mixology Demo - Espresso Martinis[43:22] Bad Habits Segment[01:01:02] Ultimate Pet Peeves[01:12:32] The "Voldemort" Shot[01:21:40] Alien Pizza Delivery[01:28:09] Giveaway & Wrap Up

We had so much content from Episode 6 that we couldn't fit it all in one episode so we introduce you to the "last call" episode. The last call label will be applied to episodes generated from main episode shooting but not quite enough to warrant their own numerical title. The hosts of Altered Judgement dive into a variety of topics, starting with humorous observations about the "pink tax" and the absurdity of men's grooming products. The conversation takes a nostalgic turn as they discuss Pats Upbringing in coal country, and the legend of Centralia, Pennsylvania. After sharing a wild story about a chaotic night at Penn State, the mood shifts as Joe opens up about the challenges of 2025, specifically the loss of his father and the bonds that were formed around it. The episode serves as a tribute to their parents and a reflection on how their upbringing shaped the very show they are filming.Chapters:00:00 - Introduction01:34 - The Pink Tax & Shaving03:20 - Grooming Marketing04:30 - High School Smells07:05 - Dateline Parody 09:40 - Coal Country Roots11:40 - The Silent Hill Town15:30- West Virginia & Road Trips18:20 - The Penn State Incident23:42 - Drunk Science25:25 - Final Destination Fears27:10 - Spuddy Buddy Sauce30:31 - Parenting & Protecting Daughters34:40 - Father-Son Dynamics36:12 - A Tough Year37:38 - Grief & Responsibility40:16 - Honoring Memories41:40 - Closing Reflections.

In this episode of Altered Judgement, hosts Joe, Alex, and Pat dive into the extraterrestrial. The episode begins with some housekeeping regarding past fan votes and a charitable donation to Harley's Haven Dog Rescue. After a mysterious "intermission" involving some alien visitors in the studio, the guys return to discuss their favorite sci-fi movies and assemble their ultimate survival teams for an alien invasion. They wrap up with a segment on personal "gripes," covering everything from bowling alley etiquette to snowy parking spot etiquette.Episode Chapters:00:00 Intro & Podcast Milestones 01:00 Housekeeping & Nibs Punishment 04:51 Charity Donation: Harley’s Haven Dog Rescue 06:47 Altered Journeys & Upcoming Events 111:38 Intermission: No Signs of Intelligent Life 15:13 Top 3 Alien & Space Movies 38:37 Alien Invasion Survival Teams (Draft) 49:39 Personal Gripes: Bowling Alley Etiquette 59:41 Personal Gripes: Snow & Parking Etiquette01:04:50 Wrap Up & Next Episode Teaser

Welcome to the debut of Altered Journeys! We’ve officially stepped out of the studio to bring you our first-ever "VlogCast". At the core, we are still the Altered Judgment crew you know and love, but we’re taking the conversation on the road.In this series premiere, Joe and I tackle the Perkasie Ale Trail—exploring the town’s best breweries, one pint at a time. Stay tuned until the end to see Pat make his "perfectly timed" appearance at the finish line! This is just the beginning of a new style of content for us. We’re moving, we’re tasting, and we’re bringing you along for the rideStops on the Trail:The PerkFree Will BrewingThe RamMystic WaysVan Lieu’s BrewingCOMING SOON: Don’t miss our next journey at the Perkasie Celtic Fest! ☘️Altered Journeys: Perkasie Ale Trail Chapters:00:00:12 - Intro & Where Are We? 00:02:27 - Stop 1: The Perk & Food Vlogger Vibes 00:06:21 - The Ultimate French Onion Soup & Cheese Pull 00:08:43 - The Walnut Street Wobble: Planning the Route 00:10:34 - Stop 2: Free Will Brewing (Cloud Farm Collab) 00:13:02 - Wrapping up at Free Will: Stout Talk & PA Liquor Laws 00:14:47 - Riffing: The Decline of DVDs & Movie Theater Experiences 00:24:19 - Stop 3: The Ram – Rooftop Views & Stairway Cardio 00:38:06 - Did We Just Talk to a Ghost? (Casper 2.0) 00:44:14 - The Unofficial Stop: Oldtown Restaurant & Tavern 00:46:14 - Stop 4: Mystic Ways Brewing – Meeting Wes & Alice in Wonderland Vibes 01:00:50 - Braving the Tundra: The Walk to the Promised Land 01:03:17 - Final Stop: Van Lieu’s Brewing & Spuddy Buddy Fries 01:14:10 - Pat Finally Arrives & Final Cheers

In This Episode:The Shot Heard 'Round the Studio: Watch as three grown men lose their dignity in real-time.The Pop Star Paradox: Our taste buds were so traumatized we somehow managed to confuse Rebecca Black with Carly Rae Jepsen. (We’re sorry, Carly. We’re sorry, Rebecca.)The Chicago Badge of Honor: Roasting the world’s most hated liqueur while acknowledging that we have finally earned our stripes.Colorful Commentary: We use every "distinguished" and "degenerate" word in our vocabulary to describe the aftertaste.🚨 CALL TO ACTION: SEND US YOUR WORST!Do you have a local "staple" food or drink that is absolutely horrific? Is there a regional delicacy that tastes like a dare? We want to try it.If you have a suggestion for the next thing we should subject ourselves to, reach out to us: 📧 Contact: alteredjudgement.com 📱 Socials: Tag us with your local "Malort equivalents."Episode Chapters:00:00:00 - Introduction & The Malort Setup 00:01:28 - Chicago History & Rights of Passage 00:03:09 - Philly vs. Chicago Sports Talk 00:03:55 - The Tasting: "Cheers Chicago" 00:04:41 - The Vile Aftermath 00:06:22 - The "Double Down" 00:08:11 - The Perfume & Battery Comparison 00:10:45 - Zero Redeeming Qualities 00:13:55 - Future Challenges & Closing Discussion

Welcome to a refined yet reckless session of the Altered Judgement podcast. In this episode, we lean into our new identity as Distinguished Degenerates—bringing you high-class commentary on the lowest-brow topics.From the historical accuracy of medieval cannabis to the structural integrity of toilet paper, Joe, Pat, and Alex dive deep into the things that truly matter. We also take a wild call from a bachelorette party and discuss the local legend, Nibs the Squirrel....and many other things that would make our mothers worry.Distinguished Degenerates Chapters:Episode Chapters:0:00:00 Intro & Medical Warning 00:01:06 The "Distinguished" Theme & Swear Jar 00:02:17 Getting Started (Cannabis & Drinks) 00:04:14 Role Models Bit & Pre-Meme Entertainment 00:07:08 Bourbon & Van Lieu's Ember Beer Pairing 00:09:41 Conspiracy Cast Teaser & Triple H Promos 00:11:47 Nibs Next Door & Squirrel Content 00:15:29 The Puppet Challenge 00:18:21 Bachelorette Party Call-In (Live Karaoke) 00:25:05 The Public Restroom Toilet Paper Test 00:27:54 Bidets vs. Roman Poop Sponges 00:30:30 Cell Phone Outage & Reliability 00:33:48 Streaming Services vs. Cable's Comeback 00:37:44 Decline of Customer Service & Tipping Culture 00:41:31 Donut Wars: Yum Yum vs. Dunkin 00:42:51 Wawa vs. Sheetz Turf War 00:44:47 Gas Station Fried Chicken & Rising Costs 00:46:18 What Defines a "90s Kid"? 00:50:03 Closing & The $100 Charity Donation 00:52:31 Kill Lincoln & The Modern Ska Scene 00:55:24 Final Sign-off & Fourth Mic Update

2025 was just the warm-up. 2026 is the real deal.We spent our first three episodes listening, learning, and leveling up. Now, we’re proud to present Altered Judgement exactly how it was meant to be seen and heard:• Perfected Audio 🎧• Refined Visuals 📺• Pure Energy 🔥This is the standard. This is the identity. This is Altered Judgement.Grab your favorite beverage, get comfortable, and enjoy "The Co-Pilot."Episode Chapters:00:00:00 Intro: New Year, New Look 00:03:13 alteredjudgment.com The Boomer-Friendly Site 00:05:30 The Fourth Mic: Join the Show 00:07:09 Van Lieus Brews: Local Brewery Spotlight 00:10:30 Tasting: Lieus Light 00:12:28 Tasting: Burial Ground (7% ABV IPA) 00:16:16 Tasting: Tiger Tears 00:18:46 The "Man Sprout" & Failed Hairstyles 00:21:07 The No-Beard Photo Challenge 00:22:13 Story: The Half-Shaved Face Pizza Delivery 00:23:55 Beer League Hockey & The Beard Trophy 00:25:30 Rant: The "Too Many Men" Penalty00:33:44 Retail Nightmares: Ice Cream & MacBooks 00:41:20 Concept: The "Retail Purge" Day 00:44:50 The 1930s "Classic" Voice Takes Over 00:51:09 Joe’s High Note: Advice from a "Gummy" 00:53:14 Joe’s Stand-up Journey 00:56:23 The "Just Do It" Philosophy for 2026 01:00:56 Perkasie Ale Trail & Closing Cheers

Part two of our Altered Holiday Special. We jump right into it with our Lets Talk Holiday Edition Segment. We then have an Epic Holiday Movie Showdown where we crown the Ultimate Holiday Movie... In our Opinion. We follow it up with something you won't want to miss and you see a side of Joe you may never have thought you would. We toast to 2025 and give it a proper send off! (With a bang) Then we let you know what to expect from Altered Judgment in 2026. This is our 2025 Magnum Opus. The episode where we truly believe you get a full taste of our identity and the caliber of product we plan to deliver in 2026 and beyond. We hit our stride and hope you agree! Happy Holidays and we hope to see you next year. We have MANY MANY bigs things in store in the Altered Judgement Universe!Chapters:00:00 Introduction to Altered Holidays Special Part 201:35 The Magic of the Holiday Season03:19 Experiencing the Holidays as Parents07:21 Elf on the Shelf and Holiday Traditions09:12 Hoarding for the Holidays11:10 Reflections on the Holiday Season12:07 Holiday Baking Shows and Over-Saturation15:12 Christmas Lights and Decorations16:19 The Experience of Cutting Down a Christmas Tree20:16 Modernizing Holiday Traditions22:41 Timeless Holiday Movies and Traditions24:35 Porcelain Trees and Family Heirlooms26:47 Sentimental Holiday Decor29:38 Holiday Movie Showdown Begins30:01 Home Alone vs. Home Alone 233:07 Die Hard vs. Jingle All the Way35:35 The Santa Claus vs. Christmas Vacation39:31 Charlie Brown Christmas vs. Rudolph44:20 The Grinch vs. Muppet Christmas Carol47:09 Frosty the Snowman vs. Bad Santa49:11 The Great Christmas Movie Debate54:03 Semi-Final Showdowns01:00:00 The Ultimate Christmas Movie Champion01:01:00 A Personal Reflection on the Year01:07:56 Cheers to New Beginnings

Part one of the Altered Judgment Holiday Special. We handle some housekeeping and announce our contest winners! Joe makes an apology to a special listener. We let you know what's to come on this epic holiday endeavor. Thanksgiving traditions, and an extremely sus injectable butter are talked about. We address the struggles our beloved Philadelphia Eagles are having. Black Friday just isn't the same anymore and Pat has a strange Black Friday encounter. Part 1 wraps up with a festive feast where we try to debunk some holiday foods that may just be getting an unwarranted bad wrap.Episode Chapters:00:00:00 Intro: The Altered Holiday Special 00:02:52 T-Shirt Winners & Housekeeping 00:04:13 An Apology & Engine 19 Beer 00:06:45 Roadmap for the Special 00:08:44 The Fourth Mic: Neighbor Joe 00:10:33 Thanksgiving Recap: Deep Fried Turkeys 00:15:00 Top 3 Favorite Thanksgiving Sides 00:22:04 Dessert Debates & Pumpkin Obsession 00:23:04 The Birds Rant: Eagles Talk 00:34:07 Black Friday Nostalgia & Malls 00:35:58 Pat’s Outlet Mall Traffic Saga 00:40:03 Festive Feast: Holiday Tasting Intro 00:41:45 Eggnog Taste Test: Jet Fuel vs. Real 00:45:15 Tasting: Fresh Baked Fruit Cake00:46:46 Tasting: The 8-Hour Figgy Pudding 00:48:42 Closing Cheers & Outro

Welcome to Altered Judgement! We finally hit the record button, and it immediately goes off the rails.Episode Chapters:00:00:00 Intro: Welcome to Altered Judgement 00:01:00 Origin Story: From the Parking Lot to the Mic 00:04:34 Hockey Talk: Flyers vs. Senators Recap 00:05:30 NHL Standings & Early Season Surprises 00:08:12 Shootout Strategy & Bobby Brink 00:09:44 Engine 19: The Dogfish Head Collab 00:10:52 News You Can’t Use: Japanese Butt Breathing 00:15:23 Wawa Parking Lot & Road Rage Survival 00:19:21 Satisfying Road Justice Stories 00:20:40 Comparing Drivers: Jersey, Carolina, & Beyond 00:23:05 The Great Roundabout Debate 00:27:30 Road Rage & Kindness Thumbs Up 00:29:43 The Destination Parking Struggle 00:32:28 Parking Lot Pet Peeves & The Beamer Rule 00:35:00 Gen Alpha Slang: Decoding "67" 00:38:51 Why Time Feels Faster as You Get Older 00:41:21 News You Can’t Use: Diego the Sex Turtle 00:43:32 Wrapping Up: Future Holiday Plans 00:46:25 Closing Thoughts: All Hail the Sex Turtle