Always Average

#80

In this episode, the Always Average boys get sidetracked by a few very relatable topics, including why going to the dentist feels way more stressful than it should and how minor inconveniences can spiral into full-blown anxiety. From there, the conversation drifts into everyday frustrations, questionable reasoning, and stories that start with a simple complaint and end somewhere completely different. It’s a relaxed, honest chat that leans into the small things everyone overthinks, without trying to turn them into anything deeper than they need to be.

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In this episode, the Always Average boys bounce between a few standout topics, including overthinking everyday situations, questionable social dynamics, and the fine line between confidence and delusion. The conversation drifts into theories that probably don’t hold up under scrutiny, stories pulled from real life, and moments where someone says something and immediately has to defend it. It’s a loose, honest chat that doesn’t try to land anywhere specific, just follows the conversation where it naturally goes.

After some time off, the Always Average boys are back on the mics, catching up and settling straight back into the rhythm of the show. The episode moves through where they’ve been, why recording kept getting pushed back, recent nights out, poor planning, and a few ideas that probably sounded better at the time. It’s relaxed, unpolished, and full of the back-and-forth that regular listeners will recognise. No big agenda—just a long-overdue catch-up and a proper return to form.

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Scott goes into the lab to do experiments, Matt and James talk about their night out, Billy has Trash or Treasure and we have Blind Ranking. Episode #72 is as average as it gets.

From night peeing to ant facts and backyard science experiments, James, Matt, Scott and Billy cover everything this week. There's heated golf chat, chaos at the movies, a deep dive into gum habits, and a very questionable quiz. Episode 71 is proudly ordinary, sometimes funny, rarely good… but always average.

Jimmy, Billy, Scotty and Matty talk about Scott's return to footy, bowling alley conspiracies, beef with 12-year-olds, the KFC regret cycle, glassware anxiety, hash brown dinners, getting mistaken for 30, and why Jimmy is always late. Plus: Quiz and Trash or Treasure.

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Show Us Your Hands Scott

We don't know how we've done it, but we have made it a year of podcasting.

Leftover Nachos [#59]

New Year Resolutions [#58]

Sunburns and Santa #57

Merry Christmas!

The First Treasure [#55]

Skip On The Spot [#54]

Lingering Hugs [#53]

Episode 52

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How Do You Eat [#49]

Million Dollar Men[#48]

Holiday Auction Movie Draft! 🎬 It's that time of year when we dive into all the big holiday releases, from November through January, in an epic auction-style draft. We each have a budget, and things get competitive as we try to snag the biggest hits (and maybe some hidden gems!) to build the ultimate holiday watchlist. Tune in for laughs, bold picks, and a few surprises as we auction our way through the season's best releases!

Wax Statues Episode 46

Join Matt, Jimmy, Scott, and Billy in this laughter-filled episode of Always Average as they recount a mix of relatable and absurd tales. Hear about their rapid-fire conversations, struggles with self-serve checkouts, and the chaos of parking etiquette. Laugh along with their bizarre experiences at barber shops and memorable everyday frustrations at petrol stations. The hosts also engage in a lively quiz competition, discuss nostalgia-inducing TV shows, and share humorous movie reviews. Don't miss this episode packed with entertaining anecdotes, comical confrontations, and lighthearted banter!

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Are headphones in the shops weird?

Scott's Back

Can We Beat A Guinness World Record?

Something is different this week?

13:34 - Blind Ranking 25:45 - Black Hole

We find new ways to roast Scott

12:44 - Jimmy’s Quiz 34:53 - Black Hole 47:22 - Fun Fact

18:30 - Jimmy’s Haircut 23:00 - Scott’s New Shoes 29:10 - Hello Fresh 37:00 - James’ Homemade Pizza 42:17 - Billy’s Blind Ranking

1:30 - Shadow Boxing 4:10 - Matt's Disgusted 14:50 - Chained Together 18:00 - Dungeons and Dragons 20:40 - Angry at People in Movies 23:14 - Quiz of the Week 40:55 - Billy's Beef 48:00 - What has James Cooked?

Whole is olympic talk

0:20 - Dark Shower 07:40 - Scott Makes a Threat 20:13 - Scott's Quiz 33:10 - Billy's Fact