American Wannabes Podcast

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American Wannabes Podcast

Every week, comedians Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and ChristianZaragosa talk life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness as(basically, more or less) Americans. For real.

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    EP. 271 Disappointed! (aguitados)

    Fresh back from touring in Tucson Christian and Jesus discuss their trip also the guys discuss the George Lopez vs. Ralph Barbosa drama and oh yeah the Super Bowl

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    EP. 269 FRESH START

    The guys are back from a long break with a whole new setup. This week the guys talked about what they,ve been up to, fatherhood and their favorite movies of 2022!

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    268. Barely Back

    Sorry guys audo file was lost so we only have this camera audio. Listen at your own risk

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    267. "Julian Gulian"

    This week we have a very funny young comic Julian luera filling in for Jerry. Enjoy!

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    266." Lights on or Lights Off"

    Join the Patreon and get a gift. Also Christain asks the age old question lights on or lights off. Also Jesus coninues the " I just dicovered a dope movie" but its already been out for ten years trend. Than Jerry complains about barbers charging to much. 

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    265 "Taking Bribes"

    Join The Patreon for extra episodes and a chance to get AWs Merch.

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    264. Saul Gomez of IE In Friends

    This week we have a very special guest Saul V Gomez of IE In Friends. Topics include the new dating scene, comedy, Youtube, IE life, and many more. Its a wild one so be careful whose around haha.

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    263. Mr. ToughLife and The Wannabes

    Please dont forget to check out Jesus Sepulveda new special Mr. ToughLife on HBO Max now.

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    262. "Angel in the building."

    Angel is back at the Podcast and steps on Jerry's shoes by using Hunting Park. The guy's talk about male extension procedures and if they would get it. The guys talk about Angels epilepsy an epileptic community.

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    261. "Jesus get's his HBO special"

    Jesus get's finally gets an HBO special date. It's dropping tomorrow on HBO MAX August 5. The guys talk about how they envy Bad Bunny and introduce fellow new comedian Angel Hernandez.

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    260. "Jesus the Snitch."

    Jerry can help his love for his new cat "Luna" and they guys don't approve. The Wannabe's go deep with some daddy issues, and talk how it affected their lives. Also how donating money doesn't pay off, especially when they can help you out in a situation. Jesus talks how he cant keep a secrete

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    259. "I still rather live in California"

    The guy's continue the conversation about living in Cali and how they hate Arizona. Jesus talks about how he hates some California tactics. LA traffic and being late to everything is a normal thing. They guys go off.

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    258. "I love Arizona."

    The Wannabes talk about feeding baby's momma's other kids. Jerry goes on a rant that Arizona sucks and Jesus defends it to the death

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    257. "Free Patreon Episode." Raul Reyes in the Building!

    Happy belated 4th of July. The Wannabes take a week off to recover from all their fireworks burns, but leave you with a free Patreon Episode this week. This episode is the first time Raul Reyes comes to the set and the friendly roasting begins . Check it out. Patreon Supporters don't trip you guys got an new exclusive episode.

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    256. "We are with You"

    The Wannabes talk about thier view's on abortion and woman's rights. Also Chris is out because he's welcoming he's new born "Zoey" to the world. She has a different name by the way, but Jerry and the guy's like Zoey better. 

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    255. "Dig In There"

    The Wannabes talk about how they think they can process in comedy by taking a step back. Jerry admits he thinks he should do psychedelics drugs to see outside the box.

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    254. "We Back"

    The Wannabes are back, no replacements this time. The guys are back at it again and they don't hold back. They talk about special gifts you have to have confidence to give your special someone.

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    253. Free Patreon Episode

    Here's a free Patreon Episode this week. The set up is a little different but this was the first Patreon Episode Auggie (Unlocked Pictures) recorded for the Wannabes.

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    252. "The Replacements"

    The Wannabe's had to replace Chris Z Pix after his rant that he wanted to leave his job and pursue a career in comedy. Chris wife didn't let him come to the podcast this week, incomes Raul Reyes to the rescue. Jesus also had to leave the podcast this week, Fern el Chaton comes off the bench. This is "The Replacement's episode."

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    251. "The Intervention."

    The Wannabe's have a heart to heart with Chris Z Pix. Are you down for this? Also Jerry vent's how much he can't stand Raul Reyes.

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    250. "They want to let you know."

    The guys talk about how woman love to let you know.... Instead of doing it them selves. They have solutions on how they can make them aware, "experience living like a single mom.

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    249. "Jerry is back"

    Jerry's back and he pick's up where he left off, cancel culture and more.

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    248. Back Again

    They are back, the Wannabes are full and loaded. The guys talk about the latest news about the Johnny Depp trial. Jesus talks about when he caught an ex cheating on him.

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    247. The Conspiracy Episode

    They Wannabes talk about some conspiracies they know, even Auggie gets the mic and talks about his favorite one, "The Moon Landing." Jesus head blows up and can believe some of the things he's hearing.

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    246. The Slap

    The guys talk about the slap that was heard around the world. Also they run down a Spanish play by play.

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    245. Haunted Hotel?

    Jerry and Jesus talk about their experience at hunted Glen Tavern Hotel, "they got bad vides." The guys talk about if they believe in ghost. Also Jesus talks about Jerry's super fan experience

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    244. You share Sushi?

    The Wannabes are back with the exception of Fern. Jerry and Chris talk about meeting Jo Koi in Taxas, Jesus talks about how he didn't know you share Sushi and much more.

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    243. "Texas Roadhouse"

    Jerry and Chri Z pix hit the road too Texas and talk about their experiences. They talk about marriage for money and how they can't say all current events. "The War."

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    242. B!#$h Moves

    Christians out this week so the he guys extra hard in the paint with no one to stop them.

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    241. "Almend"

    The Wannabe are officially washed as Jesus admits to being sore after a mildest motion. Does your leg fall asleep on the toilet? Also the guys discuss getting on a gluten diet and drinking soy milk. Overall a very responsible grown episode fro the wannabes this week.

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    240. Super Bowl Madness( that foo gangster?)

    The guys Talk Super Bowl, West Coast Rap, Universal Studios, and the guys list off there top five rappers dead or alive.

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    239. La Chatona

    A bets a bet and Fern stays true to his word. This week the guys watch in horror as El Chaton gets dolled up by @Sqbeauty_lounge. Check out our latest Patreon episode for the beautiful results. Also Christian And Jesus make a bet of there own. Help us decide what the stakes are. With Valentines fast aproaching the guys share there proposal stories and give Jesus all the advice he needs. Also a game of Fuck Merry Kill for old times sake

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    238. Hipster Tortas

    The guys are back with more mustache slander for Christian. Torta Cheesesteaks, Hot Cheetos, and Toilet paper... Christians got it all. Jerry and Jesus discuss getting a bidet. Also house rules for Jerrys kids as they grow into young adults. And Finally Jerry shows Christian how to make a boy.

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    237. "Guilty"

    This weeks topics include self checkout cleptos, Christians gon far left, Jerry Jesus shares a family scandal and also how to handle bad customer service in 2022.

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    236." Fiending for Putasos"

    This week the guys talk about fiending for Putasos. Also the return of "Palabras". Then a discussion about  Christians customer service and Jesus describes a Target incident where he got did dirty. Finally the guys ask the question whose better  Denzel Washington or Big Willie Style.

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    235. "YOU CANT SAY THAT ANYMORE

    The guys are back after a much needed christmas break. This weeks topics include, Christians ugly stache, Drakes hot sauce rumor, you can't say that anymore of the week, Euphoria (Jerry gives it two dongs up), 90 day fiancee, El Omicron virus, And finally Jerry asks why kids don't want to work.

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    The Best of 2021

    Thank you to all our listeners and your continued support. We appreciate each and every one of you!!! Happy New Year!!!

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    234. " No Trace No Case" with J Valentino

    The guys welcome a very special guest Mr. J Valentino. This episode probably should of been a Patreon episode cus things got hot and heavy real quick. Topics include Strippers, Hoodies, and Jerry's favorite topic more Strippers.

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    233. "Whites the new Black"

    White guys are back and the guys discuss why. Pete Davidson, Machine Gun Kelly, Travis Barker, and Leos giving out Purses. White boys are back baby!!!

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    231. " Does It Matter"

    The guys ask the age old question " looks or size"

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    229. "Jerry's To Do List"

    Jesus meets Jerrys dream girl and the guys discuss how much things have changed in recent years.

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    228. "El Bigote"

    I forgot what this episode is about all i can remember is Jesus' big ass Mustache.

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    227. "Ooh She Cheating"

    This weeks Episode covers hooking up as a kid. Jesus remembers stealing the principals bike. And Finally the guys ask the pressing question can a straight man hook up with dudes and still consider himself straight? Hers at American Wannabes we ask the tough questions so you don't have to.

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    226. "The Hot Cheetos Movie"

    This week the guys talk about The Hot Cheetos movie and audition for roles that are probably already casted. Also the misplaced families in the making of  The Dodgers Stadium.

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    225. La 69

    This week the guys decide whether or not to claim Jenny 69.

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    224. " Jerry Goes Dark"

    On this dark and gloomy day Jerry also goes dark  and has the funniest stories for the guys.

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Every week, comedians Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and ChristianZaragosa talk life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness as(basically, more or less) Americans. For real.

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