Apples and Oranges

Educator and Sketch Mic host Jacob inaugurates our new toy (this is a joint venture).

Nathan returns to reminisce about his sigma fish.

Sketch Mic’s power couple Madison & Conner join to debate until proven scurrilous.

Comedian/documentarian phenome Julia lateral slides from the studio into your ears. #itsstillWomensHistoryMonth

Comedian and friend to all animals Adiel joins us to discuss the Furby rule book. Also Jack almost puts himself in the corner, Scottishly. 

We invite comedian and alleged vampire Conor in to teach us about forensics!

In the climactic conclusion to our yearly debate tournament, Josh Ellman, Ella Friedman, Jake Seifert & Sasha von Didkovsky go head to head for a chance to clutch victory, then to debate the reigning Apples and Oranges Champion, James Donlon.

The tournament is here! Round 1 consists of fierce (& funny) debaters Katerra Borkowski vs Sasha von Didkovsky, Josh Dittrich vs. Ella Friedman, Josh Ellman vs. Alex Rood, and Anya Bergstrom vs. Jake Seifert. Tune back in for the thrilling conclusion!

Every single episode of this podcast, Matt and Jack do the same thing: take calls from listeners! It’s always like this. Matt did not cheat on his taxes.

Comic of all trades Katerra joins us to have a sincere conversation about comedy, before pivoting abruptly to character assassinations (and actual assassinations).

Our grand buddy Rahul returns to bitch out Martin Luther, Gungan-style.

Okay,  clean start… Brian returns to the podcast to discuss the Italy conflict.

AKA Apples and Oranges: The Reformation.Justin returns to this no-research podcast to discuss Luke Skywalker the Criminal.

Anya joins your gracious hosts to discuss the only antidote to the wretched, gentle-parented child: Parent Cop.

Caleb & Sasha return to reaffirm the true meaning of friendship.

In this episode, improvisor extraordinaire and cage double Alex Rood joins us in building Jack’s band, alongside, of course: Donny.

In this episode, we wax Neapolitan with certified swimmer Molly Winiarski.

Duck Almighty joins us to play Can You Get to the Hart of Kevin? (and also the normal game)

Famous sympathizer Brandon Alimanestiano unpasteurizes us.

Kit Baxley joins us as we’re sucked off into Jumanji. 

Logan Reeder shines as Pee Pee Boy in this latest production of "The Brown Zone."

We eat nutrient-rich pellets with Mike Degen.

We catch improvisor extraordinaire Josh Ellman in a hack piece of Gotcha journalism. Now bring out Gam Gam.

Calling all machine elves! Comedian Jake Seifert joins us to split the G and form a militia.

We give our gold to actress and comiquette Clara. Consume this media!

Actor and comedian Olivia joins us to drink ranch water and eat crickètte. 

Friend and comedy writer Ella joins us to keep our blood skinny, our grapes be-pie’d, and our Pa in theaters coming soon. Don’t make her drink alone!

In the live action reboot of the famous Holy War Saga (you can start with this one) Public Intellectual Alex Richards takes on Pastor David Dobbins to never truly answer the question: are we in the midst of a holy war? This one’s a real stitch-up, folx.

Sketch comedian extraordinaire Myles joins us on this podcast with many rules to talk about the stinkiest Star Wars characters and pay respect to the Big Bros.

Friend and actress extraordinaire Juliet joins us to spill the tea on chickens and make baseless claims about the blind. Featuring Jamie the Raisin. S-ne Ra!

Mr. Dershowitz, please. Kal returns to speak generally. Jack grows in power. Matt grows Wrong.

Folx we’ve done it. To celebrate the centurepisode, Harry Minsky moderates Matt and Jack in a great hundo bicker, the winner of which is the Head Hundo for the next hundred episodes! Also most of this episode is a chat podcast. Thanks for listening!

Josh burns bridges and falls for the bird’s trick. Catch him on the blood cast how bout da?

In his latest caricature assassination, fiend of the show Brennan Keeley serves up a piping hot bowl of Katy Perry Soup.

In the climactic conclusion to our yearly debate tournament, Nathan Blinn, Joan Flaherty, Justin Winston & Julia Zhen go head to head for a chance to debate the reigning Apples and Oranges Champion, James Donlon and for co-host Jack's hand in marriage... and one of them does! Thanks for listening! 

The Tournament returns! 8 of the fiercest and funniest competitors around, Kit Baxley, Nathan Blinn, Sean Chang, Joan Flaherty, Harry Minsky, Obi O’Brien, Justin Winston & Julia Zhen face off for a chance to win it all! Tune back in next week for the thrilling conclusion! VIDEO ON YOUTUBE

In hot pursuit of potential titles and audible sounds, playwright and extraordinaire Ian Reid joins us to load up a bark or two.

Enter the Oncelerverse, then, travel through time, with comedian and learning advocate Jon Moskowitz!

Comedienne extraordinaire Julia stops by to do impressions and quote Smiling Friends. She just got a tattoo (it’s of Elon Musk).

This one’s political. With help from Sean, Matt & Jack plan their big D.C. trip. #releaseHunterBidensbirthcertificate #weneedanswers

It's Scrinkets! 🤪 😸

LIVE FROM OBI’S DECREPIT APARTMENT, IT’S APPLES AND ORANGES!

Alan and Rose train for Sochi. Matt needs a sweater and Jack crashes out. 

Submit your assignment below Due Date: 10/5/24 at 11:59 PM Grader: Nathan Blinn

In an inverse of last week’s snafu, the audio recorder shut off halfway through, for some reason. Rahul returns.

Friend and comedian Brian came here to kick ass and suck blood, and he’s all out of ass… ALSO: A test of visuals!

Comedians and lovers Schusan befriend Junior in a race against a Big Mac.

Dark-horse reigning champ James returns to isolate the trauma core of a manatee. 

Friend of the show Harry returns to name islands and house a pope sandwich.

American patriot Zac joins the question triangle to discuss shit tricks and record an EP.