Are We There Yet?

On the show today: Cat injury; body dolls; lockup; lollipop infection; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music, by demand. 01:10 These cats think they own the place. 03:15 No one needs to see this, much less a tiny girl. 04:25 Kim to the rescue.

On the show today: Chaos; bad friends; punishment; church porn; alien denials; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. You cannot have a show without it. 00:20 Kim is going to go and eat worms. 01:20 Time passes. Deal with it. 02:10 There is a lo

On the show today: Reality TV; bomb boxers; donkeytute; gamblers; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. We do it for you. 00:23 Can we just put 2011 behind us? Great. 01:40 Zombie tools are awesome. 02:40 This is the definition of choking. 03:

On the show today: Pumpkins and fear; arm guillotine; Craigslist doctor; fake cop; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. So awesome, it hurts when you pee. 00:20 We get a lot of that. 01:25 This is a crippling attitude. 02:15 Kim hides it unde

On the show today: Being growed; bag of gold; body storage; genetic markers; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. Yeah, you know it. 00:15 Welcome back to the show. 00:50 There are things you need to do when you move into an apartment. 02:00

On the show today: Stolen; armadillo attack; mom ejector; ex-con job; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. It rocks so hard. 00:25 Well, this is not fun. 01:20 Pretty sure this is not for me. 02:45 Ignorance is bliss. 03:45 The worst has a

On the show today: Scary movie; babies and television; seed thieves; restroom rules; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. A little treat. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, Halloween people. 00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899. 00:55 Email us - rwtyshow

On the show today: Family dysfunction; corn maze; pumpkin carver; swords punishment; driving kid; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. It will never, ever change. 00:30 We let the poets in. 01:30 Thing 3 believes we are very dysfunctional. 02

On the show today: iPhone; troubling child; basement dwellers; donations; pornnapped; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. Just for you. 01:00 Oh, iPhone. We love you. 04:15 This kid is trouble. 06:40 There will not be any actual burning. 0

On the show today: Boy problems; chemical fight; baby thief; baby art; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 The theme music. It burns. 00:25 Extra whipped cream is only for the nice people. 00:55 It is a girl thing. 02:30 Lying to your father is not nice,

On the show today: Desert; crime costs; special rates; treating kids; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. 00:15 Welcome back. That is correct. You are welcome. 01:45 People need to be notified when they are annoying. 03:00 This kind of noise

On the show today: Games; volunteers; human pie; deadly nuts; you mad, bro; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. It is like a little festival, in your earslot. 00:15 Welcome back to our little show, all you people. 01:30 Kim is pretty good at p

On the show today: Cleaning mishap; donor issues; oddness; class warfare; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. So special. 00:30 We see a lot of this kid these days. 01:35 This is a good way to get killed. 02:55 Ladies, pay attention to your

On the show today: Eye problems; tear our your eyes; home drinking; taxing the fat; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. Because we like you. 00:15 It was a rough day. 01:50 Shell shock. 03:00 Being able to see is pretty important. 04:20 The

On the show today: Gears of War; Thing 2 dates; artificial babies; falling sky; TB dangers; back to jail; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. Just what your morning needed. 00:30 Stop crying, noobs. 01:00 Stop being bad at games. 01:45 Thes

On today's show: Shopping; dead guy; evil Sony; anti-memorial; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. Because it is Friday! 00:30 Gears of War. So awesome. 02:00 The SOS is not too powerful. It is not. 02:55 Gamer sizes are enormous. 04:25 Sh

On the show today: Growing up; easily influenced; special church; pill pusher; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. You want it. 00:25 How is it possible that it is this hot? 01:35 You kind of missed the window, Lucy. 03:30 Thing 1 comes to a

On the show today: Dead Island; the musician; square pants; fired; corpse drop; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. Because you asked so nicely. 00:20 Sam was an internet troll before there was an internet. 01:05 Dead Island has some intrusive

On the show today: Zombies; parenting fail; library loudness; baby-sitter; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. We have to. 00:25 Dead Island is okay. Not great. But okay. 01:25 In the zombie apocalypse, life is hard. 02:35 There is no equal

On the show today: Stuff and nonsense. Call us - 214.267.9899 00:00 Theme music. Kablam. Magic. 01:45 There are priorities. 03:30 Nintendo has lost Sam. 04:20 Call us - 214.267.9899. 04:55 Email us - [email protected]. 06:00 The internet is very

On the show today: Test star; lurer; troll; wood ipad; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. Just for you, personally. 00:15 Welcome back, everyone. 00:40 Some people have terrible attitudes today. 02:15 Some kids boomerang back. 03:15 Hmm, wh

On the show today: Back to school; snake biter; bee burner; bear puncher; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. It is like that. 00:15 There are devils in the works today. Sorry. 01:45 There will be nothing left to watch on television. 02:25 T

On the show today: Hill people; chimney boy; in the back; ring eater; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. Just for you. 00:15 Welcome back, parasite hosts. 00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899. 00:55 Email us - [email protected]. 01:05 Heading back

On the show today: The apartment; murdervision; mean monks; love; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. Like for superheroes and whatnot. 00:15 Welcome back to the podcast, empty nesters. 00:35 Call us - 214.267.9899. 00:45 Email us - rwtyshow@

On the show today: Rebellion; honor culture; comb death; pretty rude; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. You know. Because. 00:15 Welcome back, all you naughty pandas. 01:20 Some children are being a little rebellious. 02:40 This is sort of

On the show today: Winners; handcuff dating; Swedish mom; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. Because. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, winners. 00:35 Call us - 214.267.9899. 00:40 Email us - [email protected]. 02:30 The big win. 03:05 Kim

On the show today: The nose; vampire attack; child labor; flight pee; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. Because it is just that good. 00:25 Sometimes, we do not have shows because people get hurt. 00:35 Call us - 214.267.9899. 00:45 Email u

On the show today: The bad hotness; fertile teeth; cancer boy; Charlie and the Wallet; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. You are required by law to love it. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, all you people. 00:30 It will never be cool again, m

On the show today: The trip; copper thief; scary bunny;  drunk signing; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. Wild stuff. 00:20 Do not be so mad. 01:05 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:15 Email us - [email protected]. 02:00 This trip will end in

On the show today: Coffee ranters; drunk mayors; video game killer; super lawyer; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - because it is already recorded. 00:25 You miss a lot if you do not come to the live show. 01:50 Kim is not a fan of most of

On the show today: Good deed; urban foragers; sex injury; low demand; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. You know you need it. 00:15 Welcome back to our show. You know, the show. 00:50 It never ends. Ever. 01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:3

On the show today: The weather; book crisis; the hole; self surgery; facial recognition fail; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. It is how we roll. 00:25 Oh, children. How the lazy days of summer vanish. 01:25 You do not know what hot is. 02

On the show today: Visitors; pool loving; shaving; abuse; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. What choice do we have? 00:15 Yeah, summer time. Things slow down. 01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:45 Email us - [email protected]. 02:00 Surpris

On the show today: Television; Internet fears; potato fat; helmets; wage death; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - it just would not be a show without it. 00:15 Welcome back, peoples. 01:15 Sam does not get this show. 02:30 Weeds kind of ch

On the show today: The trial; the inmate issue; suitcase escape; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. It is what it is. 00:45 Kim is not pleased. 00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:05 This is like a timewarp. 02:15 And it is over. 03:45 No o

On the show today: The giver; the bag; cat burglar; moth ear; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. Yeah, baby. 00:15 Welcome back to the show! 00:25 Brain explosion. 01:20 This is a strange problem. 02:30 The GPS has made people a little le

On the show today: Work; rat eater; contempt; hypnotism; swimming corpse; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. It is all you could ever want. 00:15 Welcome back. Seriously, welcome. 00:30 Lots of little vacations. 01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

On the show today: Freakout; yard work; lactassault; dead teeth; confusing; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. Because we can. 00:15 Welcome back to the show. 00:30 Sometimes being stupid is better. 01:45 This does not need to be in food. 0

On the show today: Swimsuits; aliens; guard dog; deadshock; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. We do our best. 00:35 Why do companies do this? 01:50 Call us - 214.267.9899. 02:00 Email us - [email protected] 02:30 Kim buys a swimsuit. 03

On the show today: Winners; hobby sites; pee water; squirshed; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. You know it. 00:15 Welcome back, winners. 00:30 Email us - [email protected]. 00:35 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:35 This system really does wor

On the show today: Earwig; Horror; bagel face; potty spy; pool dangers; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - we do it for the cookies. 00:30 Sam feels like a failure. 01:25 Small town life is not safe. 03:00 Deal with the bugs, kid. 04:15

On today's show: Pool spiders; gross food; missing the point; death sleep; smoking; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. You know you want it. 00:15 Welcome back. 00:35 Call us - 214.267.9899. 00:45 Email us - [email protected] 01:40 This is

On the show today: Breakage; wasp attack; spoilage; wife search; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - it sets a mood. 00:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. 00:35 Email us - [email protected]. 01:30 Kim breaks things, again. 02:35 Oh, look. It brok

On the show today: Unemployment; punch out; peanut attack; unpleasant; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. Yeah, that is the stuff. 00:15 Welcome back to the show. 01:45 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:55 Email us - [email protected]. 02:00 Thin

On the show today: Stupid people; terror hornets; uterus recursion; breast cows; fear of the internet; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - you know what it means. 00:30 The sickness keeps coming. 00:55 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:10 Email us

On the show today: The collapse; infomercials; parent trap; customer disservice; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. We do it for the fans. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, all you people who do stuff around the house. 01:20 Call us - 214.267.9

On the show today: Face holes; lack of control; money cures everything; deer parts; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. Oh, theme music. 00:25 Not everyone who thinks they are is an adult. 00:50 People used to just grow up. 01:50 This is pre

On the show today: Car shopping; hypnotism; mean people; pick up lines; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. A special gift. 00:15 Welcome back, people. 02:15 Apple steals the thunder. 0315 Kim is the Apple Whore. 04:10 Sam hates car shopping

On the show today: Kim Creeper; TV; Texas junk; droopy drawers; forgotten; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - you know you love it. 00:30 Kim has a fixation. 00:45 Call us - 214.267.9899. 00:50 Email us - [email protected]. 01:15 Kim is k

On the show today: Hobo noodling; pool disaster; horspes; arrow girl; consumer pain; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. Rocking your socks off. 00:15 We are picky about our hobo accents these days. 00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899. 00:55 Email u