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BOOM! POW! BOOM CRACKLE POP! FIREWORKS AND LIGHTNING BOLTS! Check out the 52nd episode of Background Noise to help celebrate it's 1 year anniversary! We've got balloons, streamers, champagne, gifts & prizes - literally! Listen up to find out who is cut and uncut (if you don't know what that means, then...well...you'll find out), to hear tales of our origins, to hear about a man who humped a dinosaur, parents kissing kids, girls kissing girls, a story about a man who hid stolen earrings up his butthole, and a very special rendition of the hit song, "Promiscuous Girl!" Here's to many more years, boys and girls! CHEERS! *clink clink!*

Come on in and have a seat! Today we'll be discussing the times that we cried, buttholes, McDonald's characters, how to choose between kids in a life and death situation, the recent burka ban in France, how the news tries to censor truth and keep us all in line, the sexy tight ass girl that has been making headlines, and how to plan a clam bake. Okay, not that last part, but everything else. I promise.

When a child gets herpes from eating a semen-filled condom in a hotel room, Background Noise is there to report! And yes, that's an actual story from this week's show. We also share with you 6 tips on how to become excellent at anything, and we keep you up to date with major news from all over the world! If you like laughing, learning, and being-in-the-know, then this is the show for you!

Tonight we have a guest on the show, Mr. Michael Gray Kimber. You MAY already know of his work at Colony of Losers: Michael Kimber's Success at Failure. Additionally we discuss the coming changes of the fall, moving away from your parents, and our weekly whirlwind of news stories for your pleasure.

- Shaq and Cop vs Kids - B.O.B. is a genius and smart and good - Hateful Eight, Spectre talk (no spoilers) - Her Story is... a game - Directorz Cutz - Autistic Monkeys and Sexy Dinosaurs - Officer Badass and FB Friends who suck

- RIP Rickman and Bowie - Movie / game graphics and Anime? or something - Overused new technology in film - Dev explains Making a Murderer - 10 Ways To Ruin Your Life - Dildo Militia and Fat Pedo

- Life Changes - FB really grinds my gears - Movie Talk - Star Wars, Legend, Sicario, Martian - Removing statues of rapists and racists - Dev has a fitbit and sleeps like a corpse - Board GAMES of FUN!!

- Destressing Christmas - Reacting to situations - Myths of meditation - Relating to people - What is meditation? - Ways of meditating - How to meditate - Finding info / a teacher

- There's panic at our disco! - Do we need coloured rhinos and old languages? - Adele vs Taylor Swift no holds barred - We discuss who is the most racist in the room - We talk about our anger issues - Which video games stress us out badly! - Techno n Deagles!

- Paris, Showing Love, Syrian Refugees - Me and Dev luv Fallout 4 4eva - Into the Badlands - AKA Jessica Jones is here! - People picking on Ronda Rousey - We are bad at Trivia - Kid thieves, and kid photographers - Ferocious animal protection

- We start with some movie talk! - Alex tells a crazy war story - Derrek does not like war - Being an asshole, admitting it - We won awards for best podcast in history - We discuss our Hal-Con weekend - Hal-Con has amazing cosplayers - We talk about politics. TRU - CANADA PLEASE BE GOOD AGAIN.

- Koopstas and Odoms and Blue Jays - Social fun is fun for social boys like Derrek - IDGAF about stuff sometimes - Friends and being Positive - Pub Duck is your best drinking pal - Bees take over airplane - The Ammo Van Man gets wild - Jerking off on lunch break - Elysium, Shield of Straw

- Hero guy Chris Mintz rules - Nunchuck assaults, and Ninja Turtle Lady - Japanese livestreamer burns his house down - Having answers before questions - ISIS theme park - Romeo the Robot + Monkey and Baboon attacks - Love from Ghana - Peeple app sux - Inmates vs Undergrads in a debate - TV / Movie talk

- A Shitty Week - A Pope looks like one of my balls - Suspicious Packagez - Netflix has an addicition-o-meter - US vs UK talky talks - People who only converse using memes - Sonic Highway + Man on Wire = Awesome - Fighting Friends

- Guests @oneredcatmedia and @hfxginger - YouTube troubles and copyrights - TV talk - Mr. Robot rules - Recommendation failures - Idris Elba is too street for our podcast - Passion talk: Editing, Writing, Apocalypse Preparation - Guests mess with their kids! - Dolph Lundgren.

- RIP Wes Craven, Wayne Dyer - Dev returns from his adventure! - A Story about Derrek's Scrotum - Sad stories + Dear Zachary documentary - A bizarre Jack Black film called D-Train - Clairvoyant and Witch Police - BIBLE GUNS!!!! - Dude with huge dong + Dong chat!

- Dev is away, Derrek, Alex and Dia Chat - We have been drinking - Crushes and women characters in games - Morals and stealing - Alex and Dia drunkenly wax philosophical - Humans vs Animals - Sociopaths are sweethearts - TRIGGER WARNINGS AHHHH - Being old is ok sometimes - Heroes on TRAINS!

- RIP Ruck - BEERFEST! Compton and hipsters at NOFX show - Derrek defends S2 of True Detective - Rocket League rocks my sweet little bum off - Chop off a dick and flush it! - Alien visitors bring us peace - Tarzan is high on meth - Devin is a sharp shooting gun slinger - Green Arrow vs Stardust! WRESTLING AND COMICS - The man with ?steel? abs!

- RIP Cecil, Rowdy Roddy Piper - Hunting lions, hunting humans - The BGN-GOP Debate. Derrek vs Alex, Dev moderates. - Politically correct responses to awful things - We call Tremel to check in - Depressed Comedians / I Am Chris Farley - Snapchat WARS! - Fantastic 1, Miserable 3

- RIP Nintendos, Gangstas, and Archies - Chris Brown in the Phillipines and 50 Cent in court - TWITTER BEEF ZONE - Ghostface vs Action Bronson - Nicki Minaj vs Taylor Swift - Drake vs Meek Mill - Piers Morgan sore butt - Huffin in a donation box! - Gamers are generally twats

- Burt Beeman has died - Nice hacking boys, and the mosted hated - Kingsman was awesome, Mad Max was actiony - My Bug of the DAY feature is wild - Jared from Subway thinks kids are sexy - Broadway phone charging asskid - Tin foil house man is insane - The homeless homework kid - Video games and movies

- Silence and Observation - TMZ sucks my bag - Saudi Billionaire is a Good Man - Weed offer for Obama daughter - Joke ruiners, story idiots! - Derrek HATES EDM - Zapping your brain is SO GOOD! - Mexican man marries crocodile

- Movie scores n soundtracks talk - Deadly Adoption sucked balls - Gone for 40 years, dead tomorrow - Baltimore Cop comes clean - Black Ladies Gone White - Family destinies and bed pooping - Living off the grid - Transabled is a thing too, btw - Paying attention

- The Charleston shooting - How blind people perceive racism - Pornkemon + Porn Comments - Circumsized dinks are traumatizing folks - The Relentlessly Gay Yard - Rhino Horn Magic 3D

- Smash Mouth gets attacked with bread - Nintendo Championship and Weird Nerds - Minecraft Hololens action!?!! - Bank Robber AMA from Reddit - A bunch of GROSS words - Crowdfunding

- Look out for the bat, man. - Derrek and Dev find their death dates - Kim Jong-un has a sweet new hat - Snoop Dogg visited us! YAY or boo - Caitlyn Jenner and understanding stuff - The world is a scary place? - Hello Kitty, Minnie Mouse and Stormtrooper arrested - Masturbatin in the porta-potty

- Public Enemy #1 Daniel Tosh - Judging people on 1% of what they do - Derrek gets offended-- cancel rampage - Women in the FIFA game!!?!?? - Pregnant hands, and the God of Horny - SO MANY BEES ON THIS FELLA!!! - Articles that mess with your brain! - Obama mulls over sheep offer? - Doing good things IS GOOD!!

- Bike Wars n Biker Gangs - Louis CK's naughty SNL Monologue - Press Reset and Slack - Chinese and German animal names - Top 10 heroes vs villains - Does Simon Pegg have a point? - Main stream movie talk

- Harry Shearer leaving Simpsons - Random JO Sessions throughout the show - Supergirl trailer - People and their opinions! - When to correct people? Why to bother? - Our thoughts on FHRITP - Sports teams taunting on TWITTER

- Recording at Oasis Pub in Halifax - Drinking problems... Milk and Syrup - Old man Derrek and his bad back - Avengers vs Pacquiao vs Mayweather - Rainmen vs Xpress... ugh - Jack your dick in a Waffle House! - Looking for a new JO Bud

- Russell Crowe blocked Derrek - Skin Trade and Rescuing Children - Get Hard with Kevin Hart and Will Ferrell was meh - Bill Nye is perfect, Mayweather vs Pacquaio - Crazy Carl the bear fighter - Burning Tuna Man + Death Dildo - /r/ArtefactPorn is awesome

- The Elephant Show and ELEPHANT REVENGE!! - Reading awful news articles - Wordy people and story tellers - Chris Hadfield's Space Album - Derrek's Bottom of the Ocean Album - Tittygram and Dickgram - Lying health lady, and liars that lie

- Derrek and Dev r Protesterz - Furious in a Zen store - Dude. Daredevil. Yes. - Comic TV chat, Flash, Arrow, Shield, Netflix - Star Wars Episode 7 TRAILER! ahhhhh - Movie watching habits - Dildo chat!!!!!

- Bad Cops, Bad Teachers, Bad People - Sharing nude photos - Times we were involved with the police - Nova Scotia Film industry in shambles - DAREDEVIL! YES! - I am Batman. I am Batman. We are Batman. - Adam Baldwin is allegedly into gay sex. (WHICH IS FINE)

- April Fools sux, Google Panda RULES - Derrek's wedding day with Diane - Film directors struggling, ambitions - Learning from masters - Wrestlemania!!!!! - Relying on GOOGLE makes us More Dumber - Alex interrupts the show like an ASS

- Wrestlers getting injured / dying - Live video streams of awful things - Hijacking a plane isn't cool y'all - Board Game Birthday Dev! - Skeletorus and Sparklemuffin - Drunk headbutting pig, dangerous plants - Influential people who aren't real - Super Troopers 2 is a GO!

- An Irishman protests St. Paddy's Day - A New Rope: Penis transplanting! - Derrek watched a Dr. Strange animated movie - Uncomfortable moment with Aquaman - Kurosawa is still the best - Discussing harmony in artistic projects - Tupac is ALIVE! Who else is alive? Heist / conspiracy talk - Dreaming about Ben Affleck

- RIP Sam Simon, Terry Pratchett - Go home Secret Service, you're DRUNK! - The Poopgangsta is still loose - Cobra Commander has big plans - Erection spiders and John the sex man - Stealing cheese, old pretzels and beer

- Bye Spock. Bye Chief Grady. Bye Earl Lloyd. - Derrek is a drunk lush on ice. The Lushcapades. - Will Forte is the Last Man on Earth - That stupid Skeleton video is GOOD but BAD - Getting in arguments! - The newest Billionaires and our ideas!

- Bad vs Bad and the Llama debacle - Beware the TERROR OWL! - Creepy book stores + hat stores - Transgender washroom prollums - People are stupid? - The secret door in a Cherry Factory - How many drug fronts are there in your city? - Derrek tries to buy testicles online - Secret computer stuff exposed!

- Valentines and cold killing in NYC - How they do sounds for TV at sporting events - Jupiter Ascending was bad - Jack White's guacamole recipe - Celebrity riders - The Rock and Jackie Chan are the best - Random animal news - Macho Man's ghost is haunting

- Go Go Stabby Rangers! - How would you exchange hostages? - A chicken truck hit a bee truck. - Which combination of 2 animals is scariest? - Mein Coke... Hitler vs Coca Cola - I will eat a mans heart, no homo - Selling pee on the web to perverts - Poor abused people make your clothing

- RIP Laser man - Female Ghostbusters??????? - We watch the Ted 2 trailer - Spoilers and TV etiquette - Most ridiculous stories of 2014 - Ol bulletproof face - Discussing ridiculous trademarks

- Instant replays and Refereeing - CEO of Target + Million dollar pooch - Holograms and VR Helmets - Rainmen race + Geeks vs Nerds - The thieving white man! - We're all prejudiced assholes - Magical Shapeshiting Jews + Our logo

- Dick Poop the hard working cinematographer - Adventure Dev and Drinking Derrek - Instruments are for smart people - Italian ducks and dogs - A VR Helmet to experience things - PornHub's 2014 Porn Stats

- RIP Stuart Scott - The problems with drinking pee... - Awesome Games Done Quick, a proposal - Adult diaper phenomenon sweeps the nation! - Lonely jail man wants to dance with his pet rat - Jesus on trial! Zen koans! - Being around GOOD people is GOOD - 2 kids go meet an old creep from the web

- 2014 1 minute review - Christmas and New Years and video games - I download sex videos from the Internet - Dialect test to see where I come from - The dirtiest man on earth is no genius - Stuck in the closet with Meth, Coke and poop - Bono should crash his bike into a falling airplane

- Going down with the ship! - D&D Pirates! Derrek is a geek. - We like our new LIBRARY! - The Interview is gone! Do we care? - Violence in childrens cartoons vs horror movies - Man selling Elvis pubes - Blind kid with a pool noodle

- Christmas and UPS using portal guns - Ground-breaking weirdos aren't accepted - Wearing robes and Face Sitting! - Out of context we are all AWFUL - LeBron is a monster, FaceTime Fun with Floyd - Marky Mark and the Forgiveness Bunch - ISIS vs al-Qaeda in a PR battle - Fiano visit and blowing millions (of dollars, pervs)