Bad Date Podcast

We learn a couple of important dating rules this week - 1) unless your date is a dog, don't rub their belly on the first date; 2) if your date is known to cast spells, don't leave your drink unattended. Listen and learn! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Get ready for James to take us on a wild trip to the casino that'll block your sinuses and wear out your ATM card! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

This week we bring you a true bad date roulette dilemma - will you nod empathetically for hours over his loss (body part, pet, etc.) or become an accomplice to a potential murder?? Listen now and make your decision! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! 

We thought we'd heard the absolute worst of Aussie bad dates … and then Kendyl started sharing! She wanted to date an NCIS analyst, not become his subject. And speaking of crime investigation, who directs their road rage at senior citizens?? Listen now for these classics from Oz! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Join us for a new round of bad date roulette that reminds us why we introduce ourselves on a first date AND that shrines might need an expiration date. And remember ... it's note me, it's YOU!

Allison takes us on another spin through her little black book of bad dates and delivers yet again!  Listen now to hear how the stars didn't align with the Zodiac driller! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! 

If you had to choose, are you going Planet Hollywood (and we don't mean the restaurant) or Weed Feeder? Give us five minutes and let us know!  And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! 

If he brags about drunk dialing his boss, it might be a bad date. From soft launches to the serial dater with a girlfriend, Bella brings the goods with bad date stories from an Influencer's world! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! 

The amazing Andrea is back!  But instead of being Love Bombed, this time she has a bomb dropped during a Facetime home walkthrough with her seemingly perfect Bobby. And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Let's play a new round of Bad Date Roulette - wanna be left holding a car repair bill OR a bag of toot? Your choice may surprise you!  And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

We sat down with dating expert, Alita Brydon (or some might call her a Dating Eggspert!)  She is the founder of Bad Dates of Melbourne and a published author.  She shares everything with us - from her all-time favorite bad date story, to how she got banned from Tinder and also gives dating advice that everyone can learn from.  Whether you're single, dating, or just love a good story, this conversation is packed with laughs, insights, and a refreshing dose of honesty about what it really takes to find connection in a swipe-happy world. And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

If you need to look over your shoulder for FBI agents, it might be a bad date. Yahaira's stories are crazy, but some of the dates she didn't accept are even crazier!   And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

It's the Bad Date Podcast Christmas Special!  And it's our spin on 'Twas the Night Before Christmas. It's sure to be a Christmas classic!  (maybe) And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! 

This week Haley takes us to the dating scene in Colorado. From squatting down to share a collection of 'short stories' to almost drowning during an Avatar adventure to a date going MIA sporting his Birthday suit, you don't want to miss this episode! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

You might be momentarily confused and think you're listening to Bad Bird Podcast, but don't get your feathers ruffled. You are actually in for a treat with a holiday-themed round of bad date roulette! We're back with alternative carols (apologies in advance when they stick in your head!) and Aqua Net. Happy holidays! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

A different kind of bad date episode where Bryan shares his story and introduces us to the new "F" word AND integrated attachment theory! Check out myrelationshipfail.com to learn even more and even take a quiz to learn YOUR attachment style. And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Do bulls really charge when they see red? Let's find out as we choose between waiting on an Ex and a bizarre color blindness phobia in this week's bad date roulette! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

When you think you're going to meet the parents and have a better chance of meeting the Chupacabra, you realize it's a very bad date! Join us for a speed dating adventure down a dark country road. But if you're in an RV, watch the ladder on top! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

This week our faces are red from empathizing with one bad date's embarrassment and from laughing with the other as her bad date walks away…or does he? Try this one on for size…or for two sizes! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Prepare yourselves for a different kind of episode this week. No heels down ratings, but Lauryn explains how she fixed her picker, starting with sending her regrets for a crawfish boil. Sometimes we don't set that dating bar quite high enough, but then your person lifts it up for you!  And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

This round of bad date roulette gives us the double-ick factor! And also  tests our boundaries of being dog lovers. Grab a glass of pawno grigio or chardognay, some Off spray, and your favorite spatula and let's dive in. And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Ever seen a date's social media post that made your blood run cold? Ever been broken up with by Siri on speaker with your kids in the car? Katie's bad breakup stories will have you muttering "what a jerk!" on repeat! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Germaphobes beware - this week's bad date roulette will push you right out of your comfort zone. Unexpected hair care and dirty laundry will definitely make the five minutes fly by! And remember ... it's not me, it's  YOU!    

Dixie's bad date stories introduce us to next-level paranoiacs, control freaks and just freaks! When you need to clean your family whiteboard before he comes over, it's not going to end well.  And remember .... it's not me, it's YOU!

Let's play Bad Date Roulette!  While no one is asking us for tech support at Bad Date Podcast, apparently some dates do!  Listen to both dates and tell us who you would choose!  And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Eleazar will have you rethinking ever answering a work call on a date, leaving your suitcase in a date's apartment, and prix fixe menu kabobs! And remember ... it's not me, it's  YOU!

Time for another round of Bad Date Roulette and this one delivers … Taco Bell and carnival prizes! Oh, and then there's Mom. It's great to encourage your children, but there are boundaries - at least there should be!!  And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

The Hotties are back - and this week they brought backup!  Meredith and Shelly crash the Hot Women Wanted Podcast with their hot take (and hotter stories)! And remember ... it's not me it's YOU! 

Let's play Bad Date Roulette!  Would you rather have a date with a person who insults your beauty mark, or one who smells like last week's leftover?   And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

This week's episode contains a lot more nudity that most of our podcasts.  Get ready to laugh with us at listener mail and as our guests share some of their unintentional nudity stories, too.  Well, one of them may have been intentional!  And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Let's play Bad Date Roulette!  Would you rather have a date with a person who takes notes on your date, or a person that ... nevermind, we are not spoiling this one, you will just have to listen!  And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

What an educational episode with Rosalie! New vocab (hatfishing!), tips on accurate measurements (hint - rounding up is bad) and pre-date Facetime requirements. Your face will hurt from laughing at this one.  And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Let's play Bad Date Roulette!  Would you rather have a date with a person who is turned on by blood, or someone who may invite you to join a pyramid scheme? And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Is it possible that Kelly can top tetherballs? Oh, just you wait. Ice-T and Will Farrell make special appearances…you will want to 'hang' in there for the big finale!  And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Let's play Bad Date Roulette!  Would you rather have a date with a person who pretends to forget his wallet, or saves a chicken wing in their pocket for later? And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

This listener mail story introduces us to Arthur and his cat daddy…in a restaurant. Cat got our tongue? NO - we have plenty to say about this one and bet your nine lives, you will too! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Let's play Bad Date Roulette!  Would you rather have a date with a person who refers to you as "the ugly one" or have a date with a person who gives you a wedgie.  And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Just when you think a bad date is universal in any language, this week's guest, Amanda, teaches us how to sign it! Then she explains how sign language helped her dodge a stalky Bobby on campus. We'll even squeeze in a quick trip to the beach and camp before summer ends in this one! And remember .. it's not me, it's YOU!

Let's play Bad Date Roulette!  Would you rather have a date with a guy who bails on dates that he does not find attractive, or have a date with a dog hater? And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

This week might have you spitting out bad coffee while we laugh about back pew hiccups and hospital breakups. Get your guyliner ready for a wild ride through Part 2 of Margaret's bad dates! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Let's play Bad Date Roulette!  Would you rather have a date in a graveyard or date a guy who removed his teeth on the first date? And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

From the Wall of Solitude to the Ft. Lauderdale yacht show, Alex manages to escape some pretty dicey situations on this week's episode … including a one-way ticket to Miami. And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Let's play Bad Date Roulette!  Would you rather date your cousin or someone who prevents you from eating good food! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Are you pro or anti-smoothie? This episode may help you decide! Let's speed date through a game night that turns ugly to losing a TexMex battle at Target! And remember ... it's not me, it's  YOU!

We are excited to bring you bonus content from Tyann Osborn, co-host of Turn the Page podcast.  After the infamous Cheddars incident, Tyann felt compelled to create a list of 7 rules to abide by when dating.  Listen in as she shares the list!   After you listen, check out tyannosborn.com! And remember ... it's not me, it's  YOU!

This episode is a real page turner  - and so is our guest, TyAnn Osborn, co-host of Turn the Page podcast. She shares two epically bad dates that take us on a wild ride from Cheddars to the Austin rodeo…with a major blowout along the way!  After you listen, check out tyannosborn.com! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Hotties are in the house this week! The co-hosts and BFFs of Hot Women Wanted podcast take us back to those vivid, vintage pre-cell phone days where we start at Lookout Point and end up in the ER. Come hang out with 2 Julies, 2 Mers and 1 Shelly for 3 Bad Dates! And remember ... it's not  me, it's YOU!

This week sounds a bit like an Australian cirque de soleil - Rebecca brings us train jumping, knife throwing, pub bawling, and jumping spiders as big as your head. In case none of those are your cup of tea, we throw in a little breaking and entering and even a hallucination or two. These Bobbies do not disappoint and take up two full episodes of fun!   And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

This week sounds a bit like an Australian cirque de soleil - Rebecca brings us train jumping, knife throwing, pub bawling, and jumping spiders as big as your head. In case none of those are your cup of tea, we throw in a little breaking and entering and even a hallucination or two. These Bobbies do not disappoint and take up two full episodes of fun!   And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Her dating life may have started with spinning on the dance floor, but it ended with marrying an amazing fire spinner. We know you will fall in love with her AND her margaritarator.  And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!