Bad, News Bears

Octavio and Will bring you the news! Jack the Ripper solved? How far is too far when it comes to medicine? Whats going on with bryan kohberger? Serial killer ollie the otter. ICE cream truck and naughty fortunes.

Octavio, Emily, and Will bring you the news! The orange god has had three weeks in office and its not great. Can drugs make movies real? Is a kkk member in office really that surprising? Elon musk. The paw patrol has been punished.

Octavio, Will, and Emily bring you the news! Final thoughts on the election. Creepy doll village, murderous ex-boyfriends, 19 year old missing persons case comes to a grizzly end, Northern lights.

Will, Emily, and Octavio bring you the news! Is trump purposely throwing the election? Who saves firefighters from fire? Is cancel culture a worlwide thing now? Brazilian Josef Fritzl. Indian family gets to continue family legacy! Untimely death of One Direction member Niall Horan leads to conversation of mental health response here and abroad.

Octavio, Emily, and WILL bring you the news! That's right Will has returned to talk about a progressive Mexico, hurricanes, shipwrecks in the sand, Ye is being sued. casting spells, illegitimate children and racist products.

Octavio, Emily and for the last time Kayla bring you the news! This week we talk about a diddy conspiracy and then we talk about food poisoning and killer nurses and more dangers of AI and botched surgeries and French solved mysteries and a feel good reunion.

Octavio, Emily, part time Josh and Raymond bring you the news! Diddys house, deadly sherrifs, deadly children, homeward bound, maralago, McCoys.

Octavio, Kayla, and Emily bring you the news! Is kanye a telepathic crime lord? Black market legos, pineapple meth, a parents worst nightmare. Emily and Octavio argue. Listeria.

Octavio, Emily and Kayla bring you the news as they see it! This week we give short recap of last weeks episode since we had technical difficulties. We have a spirited conversation about the state of the economy and then we move onto the arrests of five people after Mathew Perry's death. We also dive into the age at which we all die. Emily tells us all about the things she learned this week and we finish out with a myth about a fish!

Octavio, Kayla, and Emily bring you the news! Politics are weird. Has Mr. Beast finally gone too far? Should we just automatically be nice to unconventional people? How big do you have to get to go big?

This week the Bad, News Bears are joined by the LEWD, CRUDE, RUDE DUDE himself CHRIS PABST!! We missed the past two weeks so we had A LOT of politics to catch up on so we go over all the things we know about the attempted assasination on the former host of the Apprentice. We also dive into the world of hook up culture in the gay community. How come influencers who make it big diddle?

Bloodthirsty Times is back! This week Octavio takes us across our southern border to talk about the disappearance of 43 students in the city of Iguala. We go over the history leading up to the event and the massive cover-up that took place immediately following the events of September 26th 2014. So get your passports ready and join us in these Bloodtirsty Times!

Emily, Kayla and Octavio bring you the news! This week we have a short episode because Octavio has the man flu but we still managed to bring the heat with news stories about Netherlands sports making bad decisions and a bear choosing a woman and the Schumaker blackmailers and a snake that identifies as they/them and a brand new way to spread std's and school bullying gone wrong.

Emily, Kayla, and Octavio bring you the news!! This week we start out with the difference between a celebrity making a mistake and a regular degular person. We revisit a story we told last year and then we figure out that disney is a scumbag employerl. BLACK TUESDAY in ATLANTA! Apple is out here catching dumb husbands cheating and what is the correct punishment for the worst crime?

Octavio, Kayla, and Emily bring you the news! Cricket! Putin update! Titan update! ADS ADS AND MORE ADS! More teachers doing bad things along with disgruntled Hinge dates and a breakfast date gone wrong!

Emily, Kayla and Octavio bring you the news! For some reason this week is all about medical related stuff and Dr. Emily is here to tell all of us about how we are wrong and make sure we know it. We also talk about nukes, Putin and arachnology. DO YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN POISONOUS AND VENOMOUS!?!

Octavio, Emily, and Kayla bring you the news! Orange man guilty, Cala went meow, and an update on a Canadian serial killer. If you have a ghost problem who you gonna call? the Pope thats right. PS5 or bust! North Korea plays dirty, Boieng plays dirtier. Pokemon scammer earns our respect!

Kayla, Octavio, and Emily bring you the news! Is logan paul single handedly destroying americans youth...with plastics?!?! Two different versions of assisted dying. Where are all these shoes coming from? Why are there so many bodies? Is new technology just India?

Octavio, Kayla, and Emily are back to bring you more news! this week we find out what humans would do if we gave them a portal to a whole other land. We take a look at several stories of people in power taking advantage of those they are in charge of. Imagine being trapped ten feet from your house.

WE ARE BACK!! Octavio, Emily, and brand new co-host Kayla bring you the news!!! For our glorious return Kayla starts us out with a local story to her and an update to the KIA boyz saga. Can you tell if the woman in your life is crazy just by looking at them? Are men crazy too?! Are dogs crazy?!? White people dissappear in mexico and last but not least the Trump trial heats up. Send us an email or message and let us know how Kayla did or just let us know you're hella excited we are back baby!!!

Octavio, Emily, Will, and Ghost bring you the news!! We end 2023 with a couple news stories about comparing xmas gifts and MRI machines and using a raccoon as toilet paper and a miracle birth and the machines are finally starting to fight back and a stark warning to all men about holiday passion.

Will and Octavio bring you the news! This week we talk about a stolen ambulance and a florida woman trying to save christmas and the future of AI and a young criminal and an after school satan club and fake news about charged lemonade.

Octavio, Emily, and Will bring you the news!! We start out about a story of what should happen to people with bad work ethic and how grand theft auto 6 is basically florida man the video game, Emily tells us a weird conspiracy theory and we unlock a new fear when it comes to spiders and finally we end with a hero of the week when an escaped kangaroo fought the law and the law won!

On this episode Will and Octavio bring you the news. This week we brought a melting pot of stories from Christmas tree warnings to Russian prison soundtracks. Octavio brings us more murder and how to avoid confusion naming your business.

We are back after a quick visit to the hospital. Join us this week as Will, Octavio, and Emily bring you the news! This week Octavio teaches us some important survival skills to avoid a crocodile attack. Emily talks about Mexicans and trash bags. Finally, our Top Story dives into the world of toddler fighting rings we like to call, Fight Cubs.

Octavio and Emily are joined by Amanda and Dayvid from Won Nothing podcast to bring you Halloween stories!! Amanda tells us the story of the origins of the checking your kids candy then she tells us a mysterious story about an an animal attack. Dayvid tells us about the Bunny Man and his bridge. Emily tells us about a roomate who hears her friends being attacked. Octavio brings us two murderous stories involving a young man and serial killers from the late 70's.

Octavio, Will, and Emily bring you the news! Have you ever mistaken a dead body for halloween decorations? What kind of car would you steal to get to your exotic dancer interview? Would you fake a medical emergency to get out of paying your restaurant tab? Does Johnny Yates actually live there? What is an Au Pair? Why does Aruba have a Statute of Limitations on murder?

Emily, Part time Josh and Octavio bring you the news! Ozempic is making Wal-Mart lose money? Did construction workers find El Chapos money stash? An African lawyer is arrested after going 26-0. Can little kids handle horror movies? Whats your favorite scary movie? Palestine vs Israel who's side are you on?

This week Will, Emily, and Octavio bring you the news. We keep Spooktober alive with a lady in a well story and discuss Harry Dicks. Emily talks about drugs and where to get them, and has some questions about war. We were interrupted with some breaking news in the Middle East and some consequences to the nation wide emergency alert. Finally, our Top Story of the Week brings us to the spooky capital of the US and would you pay $30k to speak to your dead relatives?

Josh and Heather from the BarrowNormal Podcast join Octavio and Emily to bring you the news! The Barrows start us out with some creepy tales from their lives then we dive into a group of criminal teens chased down by police hounds, Josh tells us a story about a family with a haunted doll and Heather goes into how Stormy Daniels is haunted. Does 87+13 mean anything to you? Do you have a vendetta against your singing coach? This weeks top story is about three Baton Rouge police officers being arrested in connection with a torture warehouse.

The Oso Malosos, Will.i.am, and Senora Queso bring you the news! We have an update to the alien mummies from Peru and a new conspriacy about those super cheap deals for national cheeseburger day. Some people shouldn't be parents and emergency personnel shouldn't leave their keys in the vehicles. Is Elon Musk doing a good thing with neuralink? HOW DOES A WHOLE F35 GO MISSING?!?

Part time Josh, the Oso Maloso, and Senora Queso bring you the news!!... kinda. We out here doing things a little different this week, although we are still talking about current news stories we are focusing on the conspiracy side of what's going on in the world. Were the Maui fires started by the "Elites", is the Tiffany Gomas that was interviewed by TMZ the same woman from the viral airplane video or is she a body double planted by the government? Finally are the two mummified alien bodies found in Cuzco Peru and presented to the Mexican government real? YOU DECIDE

Will, Emily, and Octavio bring you the news! A Florida woman tests the boundaries of both speed and intoxication with amazing results! Fun fact: if you make fun of a man's penis size he may get mad. Also if you are going to murder someone, don't leave a voicemail to your mom. We discuss how people practicing yoga confuse people and how much you liquor you can drink for free before getting caught. Finally, our Top Story brings us back to the Sunshine State and how a man is desperately trying to escape in a hamster wheel.

Octavio and Emily bring you the news! This week its just the two of us but we still bring just as much nonsense in the news world as usual. We talk about being stuck at burning man and for some reason we still have to talk about the fact that RENTAHITMAN.COM isnt real. Whats the best way to conceal a weapon? Apparently Leprosy is something to worry about in 2023 and please dont post your crimes on social media. We finish out the episode with a warning about telling on yourself.

Emily, Will, and Octavio bring you the news! Bob Barker got as close as he could without going over and a 36 year old murder gets solved and BTK is back in the news as a top suspect in a 47 year old murder. Brazil is all progressive and an Oklahoma brother is charged with his sisters death and sharenting makes us mad. Top story this week is all about being a bad neighbor. Oh and also apparently after you lead a coup you dont live very long afterwards.

Octavio, Will. and part time Josh bring you the news! This week we talk about California's first hurricane and a woman douses herself in diet mountain dew to tamper with evidence. Part time Josh brings us way down with a medical story that is proabably the worst thing we have ever heard. Are aliens taunting us? This weeks tops story is all about how a Family Feud contestant really hates his wife.

Will, Emily, and Octavio bring you the news!! Join us as we talk about the Montgomery brawl and what happens when you threaten the POTUS on social media. We also talk about spider boners and falling cheese and drugs in the ocean. We finish out strong with a story of just the worst thing that can happen while cutting your grass!

This week we have the one and only Tom from the Order of the Fly and Cadaver Pudding as our guest! Join us as Senora Queso and the Oso Maloso tell Tom all about the dangers of choking the chicken and pissing someone off thats holding a flag pole or getting in the way of an old man who just hit a hole in one. Meanwhile Tom tells us all about physical media going the way of the dodo amd he finishes us off with a conversation about the ethicality of of ghost kitchens.

Part time Josh, Emily, and Octavio bring you the news! We start off with an update about a missing alabama woman then we talk about the shady actions taken against the SAG/AFTRA protestors and of course Emily brings us way down with an incredibly sad story about a flash flood. We wrap up the episode with a tale of two car thiefs and Texas' new unethical law regarding water breaks.

Emily, Will, and Octavio bring you the news!! This week a 15 year serial killer mistery was possibly solved! We also talk about a missing woman in alabama who was found after we recorded the episode plus theres a real cheeseburger in thailand. Mumble rapper gets got and a missing baby is found.

Octavio, Emily, and special guest JJ from This is the life podcast bring you the news! this week we have a conversation about a woman who wanted off a plane because she saw something she couldnt explain. We also talk about a guy missing for 8 years and a nurse who went above and beyond and a cop who went above and beyond and another nurse who went above and beyond but then didnt.

Join us this week as Will, Emily, and Octavio bring you the most up to date headlines in the news. What happens when you shotgun a twisted tea with an alligator attached to it? Or walk down the boardwalk at Yellowstone and tempt fate by taking a dip in the thermal pools. Also lets discuss who in their right mind would rob someone via bicycle but then add them as a Facebook friend. All of that and more on this weeks episode!!

SURPRISE!! Octavio, Emily and part time hero Josh bring you the news! On this bonus episode of Bad, News Bears we talk about a cop shooting at some kind of white suv 14 times then we talk about an un-bear-ably cute intruder. On the more serious side we talk about the short lived coup by the Wagner group against Putin himself along with a story about some drugs found at a daycare. We finish out the episode with the fight of the century between two pasty white tech giants thats right Mark Zuckerberg is set to literally fight Elon Musk in a UFC style fight!

Octavio, Emily, Will, and Josh bring you the news! This week we have a very special ocean themed episode and as you can imagine we go ham on the tragic story of the Titan submersible. However we also cover shark attacks, whale attacks, china attacks and attacks on human decency. #FREEPIA

Octavio and Emily are joined by Rev from Occultured after Dark podcast to bring you the news!! This week we bring you another viral video of yet another gps fiasco! Rev starts us out with a game of Florida or somewhere else and then Emily brings us down with a serious story about a discarded baby. Octavio tells us about a very expensive blind date and we finish out strong with Rev telling us about the tomb of St. Nick.

Join Octavio, Will, and Emily as we discuss the modern day Dukes of Hazzard, how to fit 8 inches of eel up your butt, and how the South might still be racist. Later we discuss why making your own plane isn't recommended, the sex Olympics and where to sign up, and finally how to become a "nullo". All this and more on this episode of Bad, News Bears!

Octavio, Emily, and Josh bring you the news! This week we cover airplane woes and good boyfriends along with a dumb gang of car theifs which leads to discussions about tik tok trends, we also talk about pizza slaps and end out the episode with a dumb way to get caught for a crime.

Emily, Octavio, and Will bring you the news! This week we cover some dummies who do dumb things like a dog who was speeding, and a woman who thinks she's hot shit. We also cover an airplane in plastic wrap then we learn about the benefits of Netflix and close out the episode with a lesson about never trusting your wife.

Will, Octavio, and Emily bring you the news! This week we bring you less doom and gloom but still some doom and gloom. Join us as we talk about Detective Covid, a horrific sleepover, a vacation gone wrong and some robbers that got off on the wrong foot. We also talk about the sensation of a fruit roll up and we wrap things up with a story about a horse.

Octavio, Will, and Emily bring you the news! Its technically our hundredth episode which is wild and to celebrate we brought the doom and gloom! This week we talk about a horrible grandmother, a horrible situation on our borders and a horrible uber customer. We also talk about horrible russian parents and a horrible situation if you're a cop in Hawaii. We finish out strong with a horrible story about jammin out with your clam out.