Best Bits of The Kitchen

Our first ever Christmas Day show didn't quite make it to air this week, so we're sharing it here. Join Adam, Matt, Macka and Jake for some of our favourite bits of 2020, plus a Christmas-themed edition of What What In The Shop!

During the show we invented a game where we each found an item from a Swedish furniture retailer and had to guess what the product is by name alone. The results may surprise you!

To the Sunshine Coast, where a man has been caught taking a shower in an unusual place

Jake attempts to share a story about a penguin at Perth Zoo but things derail pretty quickly

A German parliament has this week passed a law that will require dog owners to walk their pets twice a day

A college student in the United States has been betrayed midway through her exam... by her lunch

Last week, Adam wondered whether hairdressers issued handover notes when taking over a practice. This week, he found out for himself.

Jake has found two stories from the week involving food world records being broken, and he thinks we needs to get onboard the bandwagon

While stuck in lockdown in Melbourne, Jake has found himself shopping online and thinks he has a great candidate for a show mascot

It's become apparent just how long Jake's hair is getting, so Adam finally asks the question: why grow it out? His answer may surprise you!

A few weeks back our (former?) intern Ben took to the airwaves on his new show, Ben and Drew, and declared war on us. Last week you helped us humiliate him, so we dragged him into the studio for some cross-show war correspondence.

Ben and Drew have declared war on our show, and our pigeon-hole, so Adam, Macka and Jake hatched a plan-and you helped us pull it off!

Our warm-up act Ben and Drew have essentially declared war on our show, and they've defaced a sacred site in the process.

Adam shares a tale from Germany, where a man has accidentally put a deposit on quite a few more things than he was intending

On this week's show, Adam and Macka were reminiscing about their interview with Dave Gleeson from The Screaming Jets and The Angels, so we dived into the archives to bring you their chat - in full - from 2013.

Something slide-shaped has opened near Adam's house, but it seems locals have already run into some trouble

Macka shares a tale from Canada where thieves have broken into a house to steal something... delicious

Jake hasn't had a haircut in more than a year, so naturally we have to find out just how long his hair is. There's just one problem... he doesn't have a ruler.

Ben has made an Amazon purchase, but can he demonstrate his skills live on air?

A New Zealand business has fallen into receivership, but Adam thinks it could be a worthy investment. Do not take financial advice from Adam.

We had some issues bringing you the show today, so here's a podcast exclusive bit! Matt wanted to talk about Taylor Swift, but the segment turns into an arms race over a domain name between Adam and Intern Ben...

Something has been sucking Uranus' atmosphere out into space. Stop laughing, this is serious!

Adam has a story from Germany about a sewage plant that plays Mozart, and the break goes downhill almost immediately.

In the US, the National Cowboy & Western Heritage Museum has given their security chief a surprising new job, and Adam is impressed

How many hackers could a hacking group hack if a hacking group could hack hackers? Ben shares a tale of a piece of hacking software... that was itself a trojan

Perth's skating kids, a true unstoppable force, have met an immovable object - Steve from Ellenbrook. Macka and Ben discuss the ultimate DIY hack to keep counter culture at bay

The Only Way Is Essex star Gemma Collins has admitted to believing lizard people live among us, but The Kitchen's resident conspiracy theory expert Dani is not having it

14 kilometres is all that separates Adam from hitting 100,000km on the odometer of his beloved V8. With Dani by his side, can he hit the milestone before the end of the show?

Imagine this: you've gotten yourself two tickets to fly around the moon, and you're taking your better half with you. But then disaster strikes - you break up! One Japanese billionaire is taking his predicament to the internet...

Matt found a sneaky way to enjoy the sounds of Falls Festival's Fremantle leg without paying for entry, but it turns out he's not the only one on the team cheaping out!

With the whole team on deck, it would be wrong not to bring back an old institution of The Kitchen: Go Fish! Spoiler alert, but it's hardly the longest game we've ever played...

It wouldn't be a pool party without any party games! Ben has a black belt in karate, so it's only fair we got him to demonstrate his skills live on the helipad

We're bringing back everyone's allegedly favourite game show Next Line, but this time we're live from Adam's parents' backyard! We've blown the budget for this one, so who will take home the coveted iTunes giftcard?

A new week, a new name and a new theme! How well do Dani and Matt - two adults - know their Wiggles?

With Matt taking a 2-1 lead in the game so far, will Dani even the contest this week?

We've clarified the rules and tidied up the buzzers, but Matt still thinks our audio grabs sound like old cassettes. Who will be victorious this week?

There's controversy this week as Adam changes the rules, Dani feels the wrath of Intern Ben's judicial powers, and Matt manages to be more embarrassed by his now less inappropriate buzzer.

Intern Ben's rocking a power stance, Adam's got some buzzers and Matt's not paying attention, which means it's time for the newest radio game show: Back To The Start! It's Matt versus Dani; who knows their music the most?

News from Canada: a trout fishing competition will return after a three year hiatus following a squabble over salmon. Also, the town has a funny name.

Sometimes our segments don't go to plan. Occasionally, that's exactly the reason why it's made it into our best bits. This one features a bad-behaving basketballer and some biological confusion

The Dockers are set to play one more game in the classic anchor jersey in their Round 22 clash against Essendon, which has the boys wondering: are bad memories better tinged in green, red, purple and white?

Move over Ellie Goulding and Stacey, because Adam has a new love in his life, and he's even taken some intimate photos with them.

Once again, we deal with one of our specialty topics - dumb crime stories. Two people from the Scottish town of Perth tried to smuggle drugs into a prison disguised inside kids chocolate, via drone. Of course, we get distracted by chocolate and start reminiscing...

Adam's fiancé Stacey has been reluctant to go on the radio throughout the shows history, but she makes her debut to spread the word about her upcoming 50km walk to raise money for Canteen! For more information on how you can donate, check out our Facebook page.

The whole show, Adam has been teasing Matt about his new greatest idea, an idea for the show that's probably going to cause Matt some pain. That was a stitch up because it was a disguise as Adam and his Fiancée Stacey have some big news for Matt... They're expecting something...

It came close to not returning, but Matt has managed to wrangle his Valentine's Day Readings into the program once again. Witness some of the more creepier messages to make it into the paper on Valentine's Day in 2018.

We use the term sports loosely, but Adam and Matt talked about dumb "sporting" injuries.

Nothing will stop this guy delivering pizza. But pizza would stop Adam and Matt delivering Pizza.

After hearing that someone chose a very upbeat dance classic for their funeral song, the boys got talking about what they'd pick for theirs.

Adam got a new laptop in Janurary this year and there's a little feature he wasn't aware of until now.