Beware of the Babylon

BEWARE OF THE BABYLON is back (again). Returning from their busy lives, Rachel Weiss and Todd Sokolove reunite at Tartine Cafe in New York City's West Village, LIVE ON TAPE. There was an air quality alert so they're a little loopy. The bottle of Rosé probably didn't help.   HERE'S HOW IT WENT DOWN: - Todd tries to apologize for the long period between episodes - Rachel reaffirms her distrust and disgust of Donald Trump - We flash back to 2006 with a discussion of Google Earth - Rachel tries to explain what Prince meant by "sugar walls"   SUBSCRIBE TO US ON iTUNES FOR FREE over 100 episodes available to listen to   FOLLOW THE SHOW ON TWITTER @BewareBabylon   FOLLOW THE HOSTS ON TWITTER @NYCBabylon @TSokolove   FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

Beware of the Babylon SPECIAL PRESENTATION   We're live on tape from Williamsburg, Brooklyn gearing up to see Paul Weller at the Music Hall of Williamsburg.  We also discover the most hipster Duane Reed of all time, serving up "retro beverages."     Fucking Brooklyn!   SUBSCRIBE ON iTUNES FOR FREE

BEWARE OF THE BABYLON returns to vocal fry and smash it up.   We're discussing three B's -   Bill Cosby   Bieber   Boyhood       And three C's -    CES   Cats   Cowboy   Don't forget, you can subscribe to BEWARE OF THE BABYLON on iTunes FOR FREE and get instant updates when we do new shows.  Or binge listen to over 100 past episodes.   Follow us on Twitter - @bewarebabylon Like us on Facebook - facebook.com/BewareOfTheBabylon        

We're live on tape from Todd's Hell's Kitchen apartment in New York City, cooking up a Sunday Night meal that includes a fairly complicated pork roast. While we prepare the feast, join us as we discuss: - Our thoughts on Oscar Nominations  - Our memory of FLOWERS IN THE ATTIC  - Our knowledge of a Briss   - Our discovery Rachel has only three straight male friends Don't forget, you can subscribe to BEWARE OF THE BABYLON on iTunes FOR FREE and get instant updates when we do new shows. You can also browse over 100 past episodes and listen with the same passion you applied to your weekend binge of BREAKING BAD on Netflix. Follow us on Twitter - @bewarebabylon Like us on Facebook - facebook.com/BewareOfTheBabylon

We're live on tape from NEW YORK CITY, feeling a little bit old this Halloween. From one of the oldest Greek restaurants in Greenwich Village, we talk about:  - Rachel's new celebrity status in Fashion magazines.  - Todd's new celebrity status in his head.  - Our secret desire to see LAST VEGAS as soon as it comes out.  - The amazing science of turning loved ones into diamonds.  - Free to Be You and Me and Jewish. Don't forget, you can subscribe to BEWARE OF THE BABYLON on iTunes FOR FREE and get instant updates when we do new shows.   You can also browse over 100 past episodes and listen with the same passion you applied to your weekend binge of ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK. Follow us on Twitter - @bewarebabylon Like us on Facebook - facebook.com/BewareOfTheBabylon

We're live on tape from the THE RIVERA CAFE in Greenwich Village, New York City. In this exciting new episode of BEWARE OF THE BABYLON, we pledge to never go punk no matter how back in style it becomes. Additional considerations discussed: • Rachel admits her love for Marc Anthony.  • The great acid reflux conspiracy. • Why it is always a good idea to juice naked. • We discuss our constant love for NY1. • Run don't walk reviews of Pippen and Matilda.  Stay tuned to the end of this episode for, "Come On Now," a new song from THE MAGIC MATTS.  You can download it directly at http://www.reverbnation.com/themagicmatts Also, be sure to take advantage of our sponsor's great offer.  AUDIBLE.com is offering a free download of any of their over 100,000 titles to our listeners!   To check out the offer, go to audibletrail.com/bewareofthebabylon today!

In this new episode, we're live on tape from SXSW in Austin, Texas, where everyone is famous for at least four days.  Todd for Film, Rachel for Interactive.   Don't forget you can download any of our podcasts by going to iTunes and searching for BEWARE OF THE BABYLON. Tweet us (and follow)  - @BewareBabylon AND don't forget that AUDIBLE.com has a free audiobook for our listeners by going to audibletrial.com/bewareofthebabylon

It's our 100th episode of Beware of the Babylon, and we've got conspiracy theories instead of celebrations. We'll celebrate the milestone later.  In the meantime, just listen to some of the secrets we discovered…. • We really only know who Reggie Jackson is because it was a delicious candy bar. • Rachel thought Jamie Foxx was miscast on the Jamie Fox show. • Todd's bold New Year's resolution involves going where he never has gone before. • How to piss off your cat sitter. • The latest, great Russian livery cab conspiracy theories. • Transpo is the new transport.    

BEWARE OF THE BABYLON Beware of the Moustache We're live on tape from El Paso on Houston Street in New York City! Todd and Rachel are joined by Craig again in this intimate chat about movies, television, cats, powerball winnings and opinions about Todd's new moustache.  

A short but sweet episode of BEWARE OF THE BABYLON, recorded live on tape on Rachel's birthday by the sea.  Oceanic revelations include... • Hooking as a side gig can be lucrative. • Mad Libs birthday card readings are insightful. • The Olympics Closing Ceremony was created for Rachel and Craig. • 50 Shades of Grey makes a great birthday gift, but silver balls are greater.   Don't forget you can subscribe to this podcast for FREE on iTunes. Just type BEWARE OF THE BABYLON in the search bar while visiting the iTunes store. Everyone is doing it, so you should too. We tweet sometimes too.  Follow us on Twitter @bewarebabylon

We are LIVE on TAPE from CANNES, FRANCE. It's our most on-location location ever in the history of the podcast, and we're doing it up Rivera style just for you. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. It was the age of podcasting, it was the age of mix tapes. It was the power, corruption and lies, it was the pretty hate machine.  In this exciting episode, Rachel and Todd are just a Rosetta Stone's throw from destroying the French language and starting another Revolution.   Highlights also include: * Rachel breaks the bidet. * Todd steps in le merde de chien. * Rachel reaches her "French Breaking Point." * Todd marvels at Rachel's love for a massive seafood platter. Don't forget you can subscribe to this podcast for FREE on iTunes.  Just type BEWARE OF THE BABYLON in the search bar while visiting the iTunes store.  It's right there.  We swear.  Follow our Tweets too at twitter.com/@bewarebabylon

Close the window, calm the light.  It's our SEVENTH year of podcasting and we're still discovering shocking truths about each other. In this W Houston podcast (the street, not the singer may she rest in piece) you too will discover: • What happens at Rachel's couples-welcome "massage parlor." • Our new podcast segment called THREE QUESTIONS (not four). • Rachel has a tiny little baby French voice when forced to speak French. • Why over 40 year old men are wetting their beds. • A detailed step-by-step instruction on how to subscribe to this podcast.

BEWARE OF THE BABYLON is freaking out in this very stressful podcast episode recorded LIVE ON TAPE from Vynl in Hell's Kitchen, New York City. Reasons to take Zoloft include: • Rachel's objection to pretty much everything on the menu at Vynl. • The mysterious "list" at the Boom Boom Room. • Why our audience needs to fit all four quadrants. • How half this podcast not being recorded (long story). • The tax on our bill came to 6.66.

 In this spirited episode of BEWARE OF THE BABYLON, we return to one of our favorite places this time of year - MACY*S. No, we're not crazy.  We actually like to go to MACY*S on a Sunday afternoon in peak holiday shopping traffic.  That's how spirited we are.  If you have a problem with that, take it up with the man up North. Other miracles include: * Reasons why Santa may be drunk on his way back from Rachel's house. * Outstanding savings update on the Sunday spree. * Why limos are basically time machines with free whisky. * How to know if you're part dog. * Why is it really the most wonderful time of the year? DON'T FORGET you can subscribe to this podcast and get automatic updates. Just do a search for BEWARE OF THE BABYLON on iTunes.  It's totally free!

Recorded LIVE on tape from the Cinema Cafe in Midtown Manhattan, we're happy to return to the world of podcasting after a brief summer hiatus. Why, you ask?  Well, Rachel was busy working on keeping her virginity intact and Todd was busy developing an amazing new technology that finally brings STEREOPHONIC SOUND to our podcast!Don't you forget, this and every episode of BEWARE OF THE BABYLON is available for free from iTunes. Simply search in the Podcast Directory for BEWARE OF THE BABYLON.More than 90 other episodes are just waiting to get into your iPod!Subscribe today for instant updates.

Live on tape from Bryant Park in New York City, we've got a great special guest star appearance from filmmaker/actor Paul Sado.  Join us as we're rained out and moved to a swankier bar location to finish the episode. You'll discover…• The problem with Keith Richards' Life.• Rachel and Paul's ability to name anything above 14th Street.• A surprising story about the origins of internet stalking.• A surprising story about Rachel's fear of our fans. • The surprising truth about hand-jobs.• Our impressions of the impressions sequence from The Trip.DON'T FORGET, YOU CAN DOWNLOAD EVERY ONE OF OUR EPISODES FREE ON iTUNES.bewareofthebabylon.com

the softer side of BEWARE OF THE BABYLON In this episode, we invite you to explore the softer side of our podcast.  Captured live on tape from Hells Kitchen, New York City on a warm Summer's night, Rachel and Todd reach deep into their collective subconsciousness to bring you this and more:  • The cinematic interpretation of Rachel's whirlwind Château vacation  • The dramatic reaction of Todd's misunderstanding of menstruation  • The fantastic exploration of Facebook's founding recapitulation  • The wondrous damnation of a podcast's rapturous exaltation  Don't you forget, this and every episode of BEWARE OF THE BABYLON is available for FREE from iTunes.   Just search in the Podcast Directory for BEWARE OF THE BABYLON. More than 80 other episodes are just waiting to get into your iPod.  Subscribe today for instant updates!

BEWARE OF THE BABYLON brings you another video podcast, AND our second podcast episode from a Ferris Wheel! What are the odds?

WE'RE BACK FROM OUR RESPECTIVE FRANCE WORK TRIPS! Rachel was in Paris... Todd was in Cannes... Together, they're finding out, that the only way to get back into the groove of the Eastern Standard Time zone is to reminisce about their weeks in France. Recorded LIVE on tape in Washington Square Park, this episode is tastier than a croque monsieur, and it smells better too. Experience: • Ambient sound that can only come from the West Village on a Sunday. • Rachel's two very important things learned while in France. • Todd's sexy, raspy new voice.   Don't you forget, this and every episode of BEWARE OF THE BABYLON is available for free from iTunes.  Keyword: BEWARE OF THE BABYLON More than 80 other episodes are just waiting to get into your iPod. Subscribe today for instant updates.  

It’s Friday, FridayGotta get down on FridayPartyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)Fun, fun, fun, fun Even though Todd swears it didn't go anywhere, PODCASTING IS BACK! Not only do we give you a brand new episode just one week after our last one, but Rachel shares her insight from the SXSW Interactive Festival!    Recorded LIVE on tape from Ben's Kosher Deli on St. Patrick's Day, the episode contains hard evidence that podcasting isn't just a flash in the pan:   • Todd goes a little Tipper to protect the children. • Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun thoughts on Rebecca Black's fame. • Rachel's review of THE BOOK OF MORMON • Desperate pleas to be guests of The WTF Podcast with Marc Maron.   Don't you forget, this and every episode of BEWARE OF THE BABYLON is available for free from iTunes.  Keyword: BEWARE OF THE BABYLON More than 80 other episodes are just waiting to get into your iPod. Subscribe today for instant updates.  

BEWARE OF THE BABYLON• The WINNING 6th Anniversary Podcast •Greetings corporate trolls and winning warriors,BEWARE OF THE BABYLON celebrates six years of awesome tiger blood fueled mayhem that you can't handle because, frankly, your head would just explode from all the podcasting splendor.In this heart-pounding, brain-cured episode:• Listen in on Rachel and Todd's CB Radio banter.• Winning theories on just how crazy you have to be to reach level Sheen.• The new iPod Rachel makes its debut with a review.• A heated debate over which dessert we should order.

Beware!  This time we really mean it. Recorded over sushi on Valentine's Day, Todd and Rachel spiral into a world of double entendre and despair.  Join them as the recount their early-age drinking binges, Four Loko cravings and Oscar predictions. It's gonna be a podcast you'll never forget.   Don't you forget, this and every episode of BEWARE OF THE BABYLON is available for free from iTunes.  Keyword: BEWARE OF THE BABYLON Subscribe today for instant updates.  

  Rachel and Todd return with a year end podcast over a home cooked meal with very special guest star Nicole, who, for the record, does not like being referred to as "darling" Nikki. ...   Other revelations include:   • The debatable merits of BLACK SWAN   • The debatable merits of COUPLES RETREAT    • The latest gay sex entendres in advertising    • The ever-present qualities of the royal sons   • The worst pick-up line ever uttered to Rachel     

In this special VIDEO edition of the popular New York City podcast BEWARE OF THE BABYLON, Rachel and Todd take to the streets amid the chaos of the Greenwich Village Halloween Parade!

There's no refudiating that this is one of our best shows yet!    We're coming to you deep, deep under your subconscious LIVE ON TAPE. Actually, we did this show from the Highline Park in New York City, which is a little like a set out of the new movie Inception and a hell of a lot more interesting. Highlights on the Highline include...   • The premiere of the first trailer for THE PODCAST, a the controversial new movie aboutBeware of the Babylon   • Refudiate isn't the only made up word that pisses us off.   • Rachel and Todd: At the Movies   • Our very menage a terrible idea. • A dreamy music trivia face off.

  This podcast, we're live on tape from a second floor terrace in beautiful, but kinda noisy, Long Island.  And, yo, you gotta problem with dat, we'll come over there and bust your f*&%ing kneecaps.   On a lighter note, the topics include:   • A full on dedication to Rachel's favorite topic - Pussies.    • Todd's knack for seeing all of this summer's worst movies.   • What really gets Rachel all excited?   • How Todd's Mexican Horror Film wardrobe is not gay.    

What better way to celebrate Todd's birthday and gay pride, with a brand spankin' new podcast with the following topics LIVE ON TAPE from Aroma Espresso Bar in SoHo... • The defining moment that changed Rachel's childhood involving pinball machines. • Why gay men hate lesbians, no matter what you've heard. • Deep reflections on growing old in the age of the podcast. • The forgotten "hits" of Rick Springfield.  • Foursquare badge unlocking tips. • How not to become Snookie. Don't forget you can subscribe to the podcast FOR FREE and download this and over 75 BEWARE OF THE BABYLON episodes through iTunes!   Follow us on Twitter @bewarebabylon

Oh yeah, we're movin' on up, to the east side! We finally got a piece of the pie... Patsy's pizza pie to be exact, on this very sexy pre-Sex and the City 2 travesty podcast. Scandalous topics include: • Edible cat litter - tastes like corn crusted chicken. • Rachel's strategy for surviving a Times Square bomb scare. • The latest theories on how Marina Abramović goes potty at MOMA. • The, um, member of Duran Duran that made Rachel draw explicit portraits of in school. Don't forget you can subscribe to the podcast FOR FREE and download this and over 75 BEWARE OF THE BABYLON episodes through iTunes.

A lot can happen in five years. A lot more can happen in five years of podcasting. We're live on tape from the Angelika Film Center in New York City, where it all began for us just a little over five years ago! To celebrate, we've got an amazing new show for you celebrating everything that's kept us on the podwaves so long. That, plus we've got an exclusive phone interview with Rachel's mom, drilling her about District 9. Now that we've got your attention, don't forget if you haven't yet, please subscribe to the podcast FOR FREE on iTunes here. This is just one of over 75 BEWARE OF THE BABYLON episodes you'll find, completely free and completely guiltily pleasurable.

You may want to put the kids to bed before listening to this kinda dirty podcast. Oh, sure we talk about the usual—cats, movies, fashion, dating, food, New York, We Are the World. But we're blaming the day-after-Valentine's as a good reason for the show becoming a little blue. Intrigued? Download this ADULTS ONLY podcast, if you dare. Don't forget you can subscribe to the podcast FOR FREE and download this and over 75 BEWARE OF THE BABYLON episodes through iTunes here.

BEWARE OF THE BABYLON brings you our first ever VIDEO podcast, actually filmed completely on an iPod Nano! In this riveting SPECIAL PRESENTATION, you'll discover:• who names their dog Luca • where you can buy a had that looks like Sully from Monsters, Inc • how to piss of Pepe just before a delivery• why we stick to audio podcasts• when to wear your dominatrix ballet flats More traditional audio podcasts are to come in 2010 (we promise), and in the meantime, you can subscribe to the podcast FOR FREE and download this and over 75 BEWARE OF THE BABYLON episodes through iTunes here... http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZ...

BEWARE OF THE BABYLON is live on tape on a West Village rooftop to bring you our latest collection of wisdom: Topics include... • Naked podcasting. Will it start with a shower, or have we already done this naked? • Why is Mary Poppins on Broadway so damn scary? • How much drama is too much drama at the gym? • The Inglourious Basterds geek-out • Can you break up with Buddha? • Things that make us feel old • How to hoard episodes of A & E's 'Hoarders' As alway, this and over 75 BEWARE OF THE BABYLON episodes can be automatically downloaded from iTunes here.

The new podcast is something a little different. As you loyal listeners know, Rachel and Todd were heavily influenced by the films of filmmaker John Hughes. His passing comes as a complete shock to us, but we wanted to share with you an audio memory of the moments and the music that shaped his films. This is hardly a definitive collection, but we hope it serves as a tribute to the man that so many of our generation related to, laughed with and learned from. Complete list of songs appearing in the show, and movies they came from: SIXTEEN CANDLES • Kajagoogoo - Kajagoogoo • If You Were Here - Thompson Twins THE BREAKFAST CLUB • Don't You Forget About Me - Simple Minds WEIRD SCIENCE • Tenderness - General Public PRETTY IN PINK • Positively Lost Me - The Rave Ups • Thieves Like Us - New Order FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF • Please Let Me Get What I Want - The Dream Academy SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL • Can't Help Falling in Love - Lick the Tins PLANES TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES • Mogdigiani - Book of Love SHE'S HAVING A BABY • This Woman's Work - Kate Bush UNCLE BUCK • Rhythm of Life - Hugh Harris CAREER OPPORTUNITIES • Nothin' on my Mind - Soho As alway, this and every BEWARE OF THE BABYLON podcast can be automatically downloaded from iTunes here. Please note, all songs contained within this podcast are for review purposes. Individually, you can find these songs and more via your local record store, Tower Records or downloadable on iTunes.

http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73330508 It's been a little while since our last show, but we're still alive and well and podcasting a fresh new BEWARE OF THE BABYLON installment. In this life changing episode, we're live on tape from El Quixote in the heart of New York City's Hotel Chelsea. We recomend that Veal Plancha. It's awesome. Also discovered in this BACK FROM THE DEAD podcast... • Just a few reflections on the man in the mirror. • Reflections on Rachel's rendition of "Mirror in the Bathroom" with the English Beat. • What to wear to your high school reunion. • Embarassing revelations of 90s cassingles. • Food overview on the new Yankee Stadium.

GET READY FOR THE MOTHER OF ALL PODCASTS Over a nice steak dinner at Viceroy in the heart of Chelsea, Rachel and Todd discover that... • It's never too late to stop sucking your thumb and move on to other oral fixations • ordering anchovies on your pizza makes you feel like a fish out of water • twitter may be a fad, but the baby boomers are freaking out • chuck mangione can soothe the savage beast • whole foods can drive rachel crazy As alway, this and every BEWARE OF THE BABYLON podcast can be automatically downloaded from iTunes here.

We may not have the Swine Flu, but our podcast this time sure does. Actually we blame everything in this podcast on the pollen count... • Rachel's date with a vampire (hold on spider-monkey) • A trip to the future of the podcast, courtesy of Grey Gardens • Commentary on bad Spring fashion decisions, live on tape • Debunking the myth that is Flatbush Gardens • Why it is better to be 22 than 30-something • The death of the music trivia game

We're back, and here to celebrate the fourth anniversary of the BEWARE OF THE BABYLON podcast. So let us be your Freak-a-zoid and wind you up. Podcasting itself is four years and a day old, so come celebrate with us and listen in on these fascinating topics: • Does President Obama have a "dark side?" • What costume will get Rachel to Comic Con? • What's that shape in men's underwear and does it occur in bras too? • What's the key to beating these hard economic times and how much will it cost? As alway, this and every BEWARE OF THE BABYLON podcast can be automatically downloaded from iTunes here.

• Why in the world is Rachel dressed in a Madeline costume? • What could that possibly have to do with the Recession? • Who the hell is Sasha Fierce anyway? • When will the high end stores sales end? • How did we manage to go so long without a new show? BEWARE OF THE BABYLON answers all these questions and more on this brand new Christmas at Macys Santaland podcast, with very special guest, Craig the boyfriend.

On this exciting BEWARE OF THE BABYLON Post Op Podcast Rachel and Todd are live on tape from the yummy Sullivan Diner in New York City's West Village. Rachel's a survivor, Todd's all nostalgic for Halloween music, and they're both just happy to be alive. Topics include: * The Presidential Election Process * Why Clint Eastwood loves Cats * How not to ask for "Feathers and Streamers" * Why Kurt Cobain may be a fashion role model after you've had an exhausting operation As alway, this and every BEWARE OF THE BABYLON podcast can be automatically downloaded from iTunes here.

On this extra political podcast, we're live on tape from our individual apartments as we SKYPE this podcast jointly watching the Vice Presidential debates. BEWARE OF THE BABYLON Vice Presidential Debate Podcast Topics being debated include: * Alaska, whether we like it or not * Our extensive foreign policy experience * CNN vs NY1 * How the Emmys were actually more boring than the debates * Are we mavericks at podcasting? As alway, this and every BEWARE OF THE BABYLON podcast can be automatically downloaded from iTunes here.

We are live on tape from one of the very scary shifting cars of the world famous Coney Island Wonder Wheel! on this very special BEWARE OF THE BABYLON Take a virtual ride with Rachel and Todd as they: * Scream like little bitches, while trying to podcast * Gorge on Russian cuisine that will haunt them for days * Swim in the live-active culture that is Brighton Beach * Avoid buying bootleg DVDs of current movies (mainly because they didn't have Hamlet 2) As alway, this and every BEWARE OF THE BABYLON podcast can be automatically downloaded from iTunes here.

Bringing back our ability to randomly run into celebrities in New York City, we secure an on-the-street spontaneous interview with THE ORIGINAL GOSSIP GIRL... LIZ SMITH on this very special BEWARE OF THE BABYLON Legendary gossip covered includes... * Why our movie reviews don't matter (according to Liz Smith) * Why blogging doesn't really matter (according to Liz Smith) * Why podcasting doesn't really interest Liz Smith. * Why Liz Smith doesn't know who Yaz is. * Why we love Liz Smith and would do anything she says to do. As alway, this and every BEWARE OF THE BABYLON podcast can be automatically downloaded from iTunes here.

We subliminally plug the products of about fifty Fortune 500 company products in this eloquently presented episode of BEWARE OF THE BABYLON recorded live on tape from a Fortune 500 company auditorium Put on your best Anthony Robbins asshat grin and listen as we discuss... * Afterglow on the Sex and the City movie [Time-Warner] * The mystery Doritos flavor revealed [Pepsico] * Todd's first trip to Burger King in over 24 years [Burger King Holdings] * We remind you to join our Facebook page [1 % Microsoft] * This week's Guess Who I'm With Phone Challenge [Sprint Nextel]

Two months in the making, this is our first ever completely digital BEWARE OF THE BABYLON recorded live on tape from Bryant Park Crisper, clearer, and digitally mastered topics include... * Observations of a horny Isabella Rossellini * The Babylon Summer Movie Oath. * What constitutes a YP over an MP. * Sex education mishaps that lead us to our adult lives. * Occasional coughing from the overbearing NYC pollen count.

We're live on tape from Rockefeller Center in midtown Manhattan with a brand VERY SPECIAL EPISODE of BEWARE OF THE BABYLONWhored out topics include...* The good, the bad and the ugly post-Eliot Spitzer commentary. Mostly ugly though.* Exclusive News Report unveils prostitution ring clients 1 through 8.* Who the hell is Ryan Eagle?* St. Patrick's Day ass-hat interruptions.* Uncut candid commentary on passer-bys. * The true story of our crazy download statistics.

Celebrate the THIRD ANNIVERSARY OF BEWARE OF THE BABYLONlive on tape from theANGELIKA FILM CENTER Rather than flash back to past shows, we're bringing you a fresh episode with the following important topics: * The fine line between Schnabel vs. Chic * How to get great hair-styles in a hotel lobby * Why rehab is out and the bin is in * What we could have learned at an Ivy League * How to dress for this year's BAFTA awards * How not to read subtitles

BEWARE OF THE BABYLON is live on tape this week from CAFE UN DEUX TROISAfter listening to this show, you'll surely want to buy one or two of Todd's THERE WILL BE COFFEE mugs by clicking here.When not hocking mugs, we discuss:* How you too can be "with" the band.* Rachel's latent homomphobia.* Todd's inability to stop selling his mugs.* What missiles will look like if a woman lands the White House.* Why we don't need no stinking WGA.As alway, this and every BEWARE OF THE BABYLON podcast can be automatically downloaded from iTunes.

BEWARE OF THE BABYLON is live on tape from the Macy*s Friends and Family sale...Join us for a brand new show featuring:* An all-star blogger Macy*s gathering featuring Perez Hilton, Trent Vargas, Arianna Huffington, Todd and Rachel.* Todd's deceptively delicious brownie revelation.* Rachel's latest shit-your-pants movie review.* Gossip Girl and other Government conspiracies. * Fool proof tips on holiday regifting.* Another trip to the scariest place at Christmastime - Santaland

BEWARE OF THE BABYLON is live on tape this week eating McDonald's outside the Newscorp headquarters in midtown. Consumerist ranting and raving in this episode: * Taste-testing the new McDonald's Angus Burger. * Mark Jacobs hot new Mouse Shoes - worth every penny. * Career advice for Britney Spears, and Todd. * Holding out for a hero, or at least some novocaine. * Why the Weiss family pets last longer. As always, this, and EVERY, BEWARE OF THE BABYLON podcast can be automatically downloaded from iTunes.

BEWARE OF THE BABYLON is live on tape this week from the new Father Demo Square in the West Village. * Rachel unveils her naivety by dating older gay men. * Todd unveils his concern for Rachel dating older gay men. * The argument over the best pizza in New York continues. * Shout out to hair products, never tested on animals. * A rotating cast of characters in Demo square for support. * What social networks are advancing our web status these days? As always, this, and EVERY, BEWARE OF THE BABYLON podcast can be automatically downloaded from iTunes.