BJ’s Bits

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BJ’s Bits

The best bits from The Legend Morning Show with BJ Kelli on 96.9 The Legend in Dothan, AL. These bits includes funny callers, entertainment news, and additional material never broadcasted.

  1. 100

    I'm Gonna Marry You

    This Legend listener shared why they want to marry BJ Kelli...

  2. 99

    The Lucky Truth About Bird Poop

    These Legend listeners shared their bird poop experience and if it's really good luck...

  3. 98

    Jerky Is Awesome

    This Legend listener shared why jerky is awesome...

  4. 97

    Let Me Hear You Whistle

    This Legend listener was trying to whistle but cheated...

  5. 96

    A Quarter Of People Have Never Eaten Vegetables

    These Legend listeners guessed the correct answer - vegetables...

  6. 95

    Just One Cookie Forever

    What if your doctor told you that you could only have one cookie and never have another one, which cookie would you choose?

  7. 94

    Do You Believe In Luck

    This Legend listener shares what luck was back in the day...

  8. 93

    Great Mornings And Music

    This Legend listener called to tell BJ Kelli her mornings are great listening to 96.9 The Legend...

  9. 92

    What Makes Your Smile

    These Legend listeners share what makes your smile...

  10. 91

    Junk Drawer

    These Legend listeners talk about raiding junk draws...

  11. 90

    Woman May Be A Psycho If She Doesn't

    This Legend listener shares why a woman may be a psycho if she doesn't...

  12. 89

    Unwritten Rules That Everyone Should Know

    These Legend listeners share unwritten rules that everyone should know...

  13. 88

    Talking Toilet Seats

    This Legend listener talks about ordering straight from your toilet seat...

  14. 87

    Show In The Toilet

    This Legend listener tells BJ his shows sounds like it's coming from the toilet...

  15. 86

    Dad Told Me

    These Legend listeners share some things their dad told them...

  16. 85

    No Pants

    There's a sign that says no shirt, no shoes, no service...Doesn't say anything about pants!

  17. 84

    Outta Be A Law

    These Legend listeners think these things outta be a law...

  18. 83

    Useless Things We Learned In School

    This Legend listener shared a useless thing she learned in school...

  19. 82

    Don’t Make Deviled Eggs

    These Legend listeners share why they hate deviled eggs...

  20. 81

    What’s Getting Out Of Control

    These Legend listeners share what's getting out of control...

  21. 80

    The Most Addictive Food

    These Legend listeners share their most addictive food items...

  22. 79

    Talking Temperature Tech

    This Legend listener called in and talked about how we used to check our temperature...

  23. 78

    Best And Worst TV Show Theme Songs

    These Legend listeners share their best and worst TV show theme songs...

  24. 77

    Old Things We Still Use

    These Legend listeners share some old thing they still use...

  25. 76

    Naming Your Vehicles

    This Legend listener shared the name of her vehicles...

  26. 75

    Truck Driving Song

    This Legend listener Trucker Jerry wrote and sang this song about trucking...

  27. 74

    Ever Call Someone And Forgot Why You Did

    This Legend listener called and forgot why they did...

  28. 73

    Ask A Stupid Question Day

    These Legend listeners talk about stupid questions on Ask A Stupid Question Day...

  29. 72

    Big Hair And Heels

    These Legend listeners called in to talk about big hair and heels...

  30. 71

    Zombie Country Legend

    This Legend listener shares which country legend he's want to come back as a zombie...

  31. 70

    Just Making It Up

    This Legend listener thinks BJ Kelli is just making it up...

  32. 69

    Scariest Movie Of All Time

    These Legend listeners share their scary movies stories...

  33. 68

    Would You Take A Pay Cut For Your Pet

    40% of people said they would take a pay cut to work from home with their pet. These Legend listeners had other ideas...

  34. 67

    This Guy Loves BJ Kelli Now That’s He’s 77

    The Legend listeners were talking about things we didn't like as a kid but like now and this guy made Bj Kelli feel really old...

  35. 66

    Four In 10 Americans Don’t Have One Of These

    These Legend listeners share their crazy answers to 40% of Americans don't have even one of these...

  36. 65

    You Ain’t Raised Right If You Talk Back To Ya Momma

    This Legend listener told us you ain't raised right if you talk back to ya momma. 

  37. 64

    BJ’s Wife Called In And Shared Her Childhood Dream

    We are talking about our dreams as children and BJ Kelli's sweet wife called in...

  38. 63

    Getting Out of Hand

    A couple Legend listeners think men and women are getting out of hand...

  39. 62

    Porch Pirates And Pole Dancers

    These Legend listeners share something they learned in school that was useless or untrue...

  40. 61

    Legendary Hero Of The Day Caught A Wallet With $2,000

    Our Legendary Hero of the Day reeled in a wallet with $2,000...

  41. 60

    What Would You Do If You Were Invisible?

    These Legend listeners share what they would do if they were invisible...

  42. 59

    Four Hours Lost Looking At Your Phone

    This Legend listener shares that she watches TV without her phone nearby...

  43. 58

    Rude Things People Do Grocery Stores

    This Legend listener hates getting cropped dusted in the grocery store...

  44. 57

    Most Embarrassing Thing You’ve Been Stuck In

    This Legend listener was proposing to his wife and his hand got stuck in his pocket...

  45. 56

    Dumbest Way You’ve Been Sent to the ER

    This Legend listener was sent to the ER because water and electric socket...

  46. 55

    Women Don’t Cook

    What's something that's not a good as it used to be? This guy said women cooking...

  47. 54

    Useless Jobs

    A new study says that many people feel their job is socially pointless.

  48. 53

    What If You Woke Up As A Teenager?

    What if you woke up today and your were a teenager? Listen to some of your responses! 

  49. 52

    Extra-Terrestrial Tangents

    What if aliens are real? This is the question BJ brings to the table in the latest episode of "BJ's Bits: Extra-Terrestrial Tangents". Brace yourself for a cosmic journey of imagination, filled with surprising theories, wild speculations, and even a peculiar culinary query: How would aliens taste if we ate them? Whether you're a believer in extraterrestrial life or a skeptic, prepare for an entertaining journey that may just have you saying, "Get to the chopper!" if our cosmic neighbors decide to show up.

  50. 51

    The Impulse Instinct

    Ever wondered what drives us to make impulsive purchases? Tune in to "BJ's Bits: The Impulse Instinct" as BJ explores this intriguing aspect of human behavior. He tosses out a question to his listeners: What's the number one thing people impulse buy? Answers flood in, but only one listener hits the nail on the head: Clothes!  Be part of this fascinating conversation that may just help you rethink your next shopping spree!

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The best bits from The Legend Morning Show with BJ Kelli on 96.9 The Legend in Dothan, AL. These bits includes funny callers, entertainment news, and additional material never broadcasted.

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