Brian and Mike :: BAMcast

Whenever we hit the road, it's always an adventure. Broadcasters, German World War 2 reinactments, and complete crazies invade our last trip. Hang out with the cool kids tonight as we take on: - You Want Knobby Job? - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brianandmike

Who pissed death off this week? Should we really care about dead celebrities? Hang out with the cool kids tonight as we take on: - Celebrity Death Match - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brianandmike

We've hit show #40, and we'll never be this flexible. Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - The Gravy Boat - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

Stay away from the farm animals and machinery. This will pass. Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - 23 Hours of Awkward Silence - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

What's wrong with a stripper pole at a racetrack? We need to be consultants for sports on TV. Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - A bikini would make things much more interesting - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

Rubber monkey suits... brought to you tonight by hillbillies, and the morons that buy them. Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - You Know What Having Big Feet Means - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

Sick of the online gaming punks? Find out how we crush their hopes and dreams. Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - The Glacial Facial - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

So many people want to know the secret to the trick. You really don't want to see what's behind the curtain. Trust us. Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - Diagnosing Audio Diarrhea - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

Why watch yodeling when you have German women playing beach volleyball? Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - Strong Legs For Plowing Field - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

There's nothing wrong with taking a really long trip to get a cold beer. Head North, and when you come to the hippies, turn left. Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - Hippies... What the Hell? - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

First it was dolphins, then tramp-stamps. Who the hell in the tattoo world comes up with these things? Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - Deal Breakers - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

Why are infomercials on TV only at night? Maybe screaming at you works better then. Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - Infomercial Ninjas - - Riding the Brown Line - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

Wouldn't you rather leave a message than talk with someone especially if you're giving them the boot? Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - New Dating Weapon - - OD... Where the D Stands for Desperate - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

Find out why Juan Valdez is hugging his donkey extra tight tonight. We also review the TV show; Surviving History. Don't quit your day job, guys. Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - It Only Hurts Without the Rubber Tip - - When A Company Skims A Latte, People Cry - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

Should you hear a "popping" noise when you walk? It depends on how many times you've been tasered. Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - What Does It Take to Explode A Testicle - - Let Me SPL It Out 4 U - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

Have you ever felt the sting from the TSA? You know, the kind that makes it tough to sit down for a week. Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - White, Um... Rubber Glove "Service" - - God Really Wants You Dead - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

Nothing completes a road trip quite like a freakshow at a highway truck stop. Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - I'll Take Two Ninja Stars and A Hot Dog - - The Clothes Make the Man - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

Do you remember what you did last weekend? If you did, then you weren't having enough fun. Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - Beyond A Drunken Stupor - - Looking For A Payday - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

Everyone has a love/hate relationship with their cell phone. Tip #1: Learn how to use the key lock. It might save your face. Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - When Will the Boot Print Go Away? - - Screen Measuring Contest - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

We deal with idiots every day. Familiarize yourself with the different levels of stupid and join the revolt against it. Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - OK, Dummy - - Olympic Level Stupidity - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

Both company and fish begin to smell after 4 days. What happens when it's been 60 years? Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - Past Your Prime - - Strike Or Spare? - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

Life got you down? Is your boss driving you nuts at work? Take some 'shrooms and cook up some revenge... always served cold. Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - Magic Mushrooms - - True Hatred - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

Do you have a question that's burning you like a blazing case of herpes? It's a post-weekend outbreak of "Ask Brian and Mike". Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - ABM: Who Is Your New Roommate? - - Urban Camouflage - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

Have you been "handled" like baggage by the airlines lately? Listen to our latest adventures in flying with the BAM pilot, Trey. Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - Why Flying Costs So Much - - Wear A Miniskirt, Win A Prize - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

What's your price? We all have one, with some of us being higher than others. Are you sick of the same old porn? Maybe we can help you out. Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - What's Your Price? - - The Next Big Thing... In Porn - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

The finger count is still at 10 after the long 4th of July weekend, but the brain cells took the fall from the beer and food. Cured from massive indigestion and diarrhea, Brian and Mike are back at it. Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - An Acquired Taste? - - Need Herpes? Head to NYC - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Find us on iTunes as well: http://www.brianandmike.com/audio/bamcast/bamcast.xml

Keep the email coming in to [email protected]. We're making sure we get to as many stories and "Ask Brian and Mike" segments as we can. Slip this on before you head out this weekend. Don't forget to send pictures. Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - Nailing Wood... Tables - - Miami Hooker Bus - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

We're back! And celebrate, we've gone off the deep end and are going to jump in and kick things off with a blistering punch to your ears. Hang out with us as we take on: - Porn Addiction - - Pulling A Truck, Maybe A 747 With Your Penis - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

So many of you downloaded our first show, we're giving you a reach around and giving you another hit off of the BAM audio crack-pipe Hang out with us as we take on: - Need A Boner? Inject Your Brain - - Panty Projectile - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

There are some absolutely crazy people out there this week, which means that we're going to have one hell of a good time beating on them. Thanks, idiots! Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - In the Bathroom? Shut Up - - Mike's Driving - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.