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Hell-o everyone, happy hell-oween, this one's a hell-raising good time. Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988).

The lady's not the only one getting lucky here

Come with us on a journey this week as we discover just how much we actually liked this movie, the 2001 low budget beat 'em up Razor Sharpe. We promise it's not a trap to frame you.

Put on your best fur coat and giant animal head hat and join us as we discuss the 2022 slapstick comedy classic Hundreds of Beavers. This movie gave us hundreds of laughs!

Hope you like hearing about Pokemon.

Get into the holiday spirit with us this week as we watch a movie about a crazy murderer, the 1974 genre-defining classic Black Christmas. Just make sure you listen to the episode long enough for us to trace the call!

Whoops we watched a good movie again, this time it's the 2005 superhero(?) classic Constantine. Our good friend Wilson joins us again and issues a challenge for Broke Box Office guest domination. If you want to get his backstory check out his podcast Reel Phonies.

Don't mind us just talkin' bout ninjas again this week as we discuss the 1987 video tape heist classic Sakura Killers. The only thing stronger than a ninja? A guy with a mustache.

Draw a big knife on your shirt and grab your drum kit this week as we rock out to the 2012 punk classic Fat Kid Rules the World. As long as your dad is okay with it.

We went to TIFF and then a bunch of other stuff happened so you're just getting to hear this now!

Just a cute little cartoon about a mongoose killin' some snakes. Rikki-Tikki-Tavi (1975)

Come along with us! Come listen to us talk about Awesometown!

Beat the heat with us this week as we journey to the snowy vaguely European mountains of the 1979 isolated murder mystery classic Dead Mountaineer's Hotel. And watch out for guys doing a spider climb in your staircase.

Enjoy some animal crackers and soup with us as we sit down and try to figure out the appeal of the 1935 Shirley Temple classic Curly Top. Hope you like old timey singing.

Come enjoy some great action and not much else as we discuss the 2015 low budget 85 minute stunt reel Close Range. And just like we always say, it doesn't get much closer range than a knife to the taint.

Apologies to anyone who watched Devil Hunter (1980).

We pick our favorite movies of the first 150 episodes, except this time our lists won't be 90% the same things!

We're easing back into things this week by talking about a movie we already know we like, the 2016 action comedy period piece classic Free Fire. Someone from Boston please tell us if our Boston accents are good.

Ho Ho Ho, Merry Cliffmas!

Here's one from the vault you can listen to if you want to hear our thoughts on the state of this mobile game from about 2 months ago. Also our good friend Wilson joins us again from his podcast Reel Phonies (https://reelphonies.com) where they talk about very slightly less niche things.

You know the drill, it's Halloween so we watched a Halloween type thing, in this case the 1986 weirdo grosso classic The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2. We didn't mention it in the episode but the poster for the film should give you a good idea what it's gonna be like: goofy, strange, and kinda confusing.

We rise from the grave just in time to release this old episode that I finally got around to editing! Find out what happens on Big Top Burger season 2 from our old fave Worthikids. Also next week will be our regular Halloween episode, sorry to any Cliffhanger fans.

It's another trip back to our childhood this week as we are delighted by the 1992 big time Disney classic Aladdin. Someone must've used one of their three wishes to keep Disney from eliminating this video's upload.

It's a real after hours episode this week as we discuss all of the terrible happenings in the 1982 evil twin classic Blood Link. In this case both twins are actually evil, because anyone who puts jam in their coffee can't be good.

We've somehow fused our own podcast with a video game podcast! Hope you like Pokemon!

This podcast is a travelogue now, sorry.

If you are a fan of classic noir filmmaking, great acting, and hilarious dummy usage, you might like The Lineup from 1958.

It's a game where you tap little things on your phone while a song plays until you can't anymore unless you pay money.

We brought our dad back for this episode to explain to us all the religious backstory and references going on in the 1999 classic goofy stoner comedy Dogma.

The way things have been going something like this might actually happen at the Oscars in a few years. The Flying Sailor (2022).

Come on in and check out this great movie about a town being terrorized by a carnivorous beast while those in charge want to keep news of the attacks hushed up so they don't lose money. It's called Jaws. Oh wait, I mean Jaws of Satan (1981).

Welcome back to the show this week, where we're hanging out, down the street, watching the same old thing, we did like 15 years ago. That 90s Show.

Okay the title is a little unwieldy but who am I, John Darnielle? Talking about The Mountain Goats, and their 2022 album Bleed Out specifically.

It's the most wonderful time of the year, Donald Duck Time! Donald's Snow Fight (1942)

It just wouldn't be the holiday season without us buckling down and watching some terrible crap, so join us this year as we feast our eyes upon the 2017 low low budget classic Santa Stole Our Dog: A Merry Doggone Christmas! The best way to induce unease and fear in your children for Christmas.

Take a sci-fi journey with us to the far off future year of 2022. Blade Runner Black Out 2022 (2017).

We continue our yearly tradition of spectating spooktacular slash-em-ups this week with the 2001 horror sci-fi action comedy classic Jason X. Unfortunately this episode got frozen in a cryogenic mishap so it's coming out a few days late.

Also known as Basically Just A Library: The Jaunt. (1981)

We continue our yearly spookstravaganza this week with a more low-key creepy entry, the 2015 horror mockumentary Savageland. Luckily our mom is back again to keep us from being too scared.

A cautionary tale about the dangers of trying to remember to floss. Beau (2011)

Kick back and relax with us this week as we watch a movie that is both fun and good for once, the 2016 living off the land comedy classic Hunt for the Wilderpeople. Apologies to any New Zealanders listening for our terrible accent work.

This short film is dynamite! Peluca (2002)

Put on your backwards hat and grab your skateboard as we go undercover this week as highschoolers in the '90s to see what the fuss is with the 1999 romantic(?) comedy(?) classic Never Been Kissed. A movie that should've been called something like, I've Been Kissed Before But I Didn't Really Like Those Guys So I Don't Count Them.

This one is about balance. Balance (1989).

Get out your best headphones for this one, as we are checking out the beautiful music of the 1982 flute-playing slasher classic Blood Song. At least until halfway through the movie when he stops playing the flute altogether.

Apologies for the unannounced break, we both got stuck in the upside down! And by that I mean we both got Covid. At least it gave us plenty of time to binge watch tv shows, like Stranger Things.

In which we talk a little about this short and a lot about John Carpenter in general. Captain Voyeur (1969).

Come join us at this dimly lit diner as we have a cup of coffee together and discuss the 1995 clash of the titans classic Heat. We got a.... GREAT EPISODE. And you got your ears ALL THE WAY ON IT.

Welcome to a very special episode with an in-studio guest and a movie that isn't free and people might have actually heard of. Basically everything's all wacky and wild, just like this movie, Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers (2022).

The only episode of our show where you might actually learn something. The Reading Rainbow episode Opt: An Illusionary Tale (1991).