Brown Notes Podcast

The boys break down fat guys, fast receivers, and dive headfirst into the warm, sweet embrace of super positive post-draft feels — once again falling foolishly in love with the Cleveland Browns.

The boys engage in a brutal, knockdown drag-out over voluntary workouts, stubborn refusal to hit the “easy” button, and the fan-issued pass Myles Garrett gets on leadership.

The boys follow the latest blueprint for NFL success, talk themselves into a homegrown reclamation project, and unapologetically entertain the possibility of Deshaun Watson as QB1 in 2026.

The boys get fat on the line, rehash Myles Garrett trade scenarios, disagree on Josh Gordon’s legacy, and pad the podcast with garbage time stats and cool, casual indifference.

The boys wrestle with whether to honor Myles Garrett’s Super Bowl ambitions and squint hard enough to see hope in a weakened AFC North.

The boys move from stunned to irrationally stoked as they prepare to overanalyze and prematurely canonize the Todd Monken era of the Cleveland Browns.

The boys navigate the bizarre reality of a post Tomlin, Harbaugh, and McDermott NFL and accept the inevitable hiring of the dreaded Unproven Coordinator Dude as Cleveland’s new head coach.

The boys kinda celebrate a 10-6 win against Pittsburgh, debate whether they’re playing hard for a lame duck, and for better or worse agree to hand all of ‘26 to 12.

The boys lament lopsided losses, stare into the quarterback abyss, and convince themselves the answers lie in the draft with Mendoza and Moore.

The boys play out the string, get the same result regardless of the QB, and watch the Cleveland Browns once again play the bulk of this year for next year.

The boys marvel at Myles Garrett’s defensive dominance and dare to believe football might finally be fun again as the Shadeur Sanders era launches in Vegas.

The boys say goodbye to the failed Stefanski/Berry era and officially usher in the high profile glitz, glamour, and gridiron greatness of the coming Deion Sanders-led Brookpark Browns.

The boys win a game against a bad team but cheer up anyway, celebrate Victory Monday without offensive clarity, and cool Stefanski’s hot seat for another week.

The boys gear up for Gabriel’s Great Britain debut and try to figure out who’s to blame for the Browns offensive ineptitude.

The boys care too much, fake indifference, and suffer through two soul-crushing weeks of the 2025 Browns season.

The boys bask in the chaotic afterglow of a rollercoaster Browns offseason and ask themselves what—if anything—they’ve learned.

The boys try to make sense of the Browns QB depth chart and advocate for reducing the rookies by week one of the upcoming NFL season.

The boys look for answers in conspiracies and clash over whether the Cleveland Browns handed Shedeur Sanders an equitable camp opportunity or just a participation trophy.

The boys (minus one) try to put the recent Quinshon Judkins assault allegations into much needed perspective and look forward to training camp, a new helmet, and the upcoming Cleveland Browns 2025 campaign.

The boys wonder about the wisdom of winning, debate the merits of tanking, and ineptly defend the upside of playing Forty-year-old Flacco.

The boys fill the absence of substantive Browns news with speeding tickets, local media bluster, nonsensical uniform talk, and unnecessary jabs at the color yellow.

The boys say goodbye to Browns legend Nicholas Jamaal Chubb and ask: Is it time for Myles Garrett to lead?

The boys get soft come playoff time, upset a Cleveland county executive in pursuit of climate control, and embark on their annual make good with the fans media tour.

The boys lament the Cavs too early offseason, attempt to evaluate a too crowded QB competition, and find normalcy in the comforting weirdness of the Cleveland Browns decision makers.

The boys bask in the afterglow of another draft day championship, secure a summer of sunshine in the white hot media spotlight, and take a look back at another always interesting Cleveland Browns sh-draft.

The boys drink plenty of fluids, eschew bed rest, and succumb to Flacco fever in the wake of Andrew Berry’s inspired mea culpa and conservatively sensible resigning of former and now current Cleveland Browns QB, Joe Flacco.

The boys comment on Jimmy Haslam’s comments, take a swing and a miss at quarterback, and are more confused than ever when it comes to the Cleveland Browns and the 2025 NFL Draft.

The boys watch with stupefied awe as heroic multi-billionaire and Cleveland Browns owner, Jimmy Haslam writes Godzilla-sized checks to Myles Garrett, the Brook Park stadium project, and Dad-rock legends, Journey.

The boys try to make sense of the tidal wave of Shedeur Sanders slander and find QB consensus at two, no matter who for the Cleveland Browns.

The boys take a semi-serious look at the silly season quarterback derby and try to suss out sincere interest verses smoke for the Cleveland Browns.

The boys break down the seemingly inevitable Myles Garrett trade request, look back at the illogical chain of dysfunctional decision making that brought us here, and try to find a reasonable path forward for the Cleveland Browns.

The boys try their damnedest to figure out what the hell the Cleveland Browns are going to do at quarterback in 2025.

The boys debate the draft, disagree on direction, and look undeniably handsome while discussing the tenuous future of the Cleveland Browns.

The boys dive into the Brook Park ticket price controversy, sparking a heated NFL class warfare debate, and brace Browns fans for the inevitable heartbreak of a Myles Garrett trade.

The boys transcend the stages of grief by beating a dead horse, debate Jameis Winston vs DTR, and try to find the best path forward for the last four weeks of the woeful 2024 season.

The boys bask in the glow of winning in the snow, poke holes in prisoner-of-the-moment points-of-view, and chisel Chubb into Browns Mount Rushmore.

The boys blow the chance to blow it up, are resigned to the inevitable double down on Deshaun Watson, and are inexplicably inactive during the NFL trade deadline.

The boys find themselves despondent in the doldrums of a nightmare 1-6 record, respond by recording their most fatalistic episode yet, and all but give up on the Cleveland Browns.

The boys find frustration with local media, watch Deshaun’s downfall rebrand a once competent coaching staff, and forecast a four or five win season for the suddenly sucky Cleveland Browns.

The boys compare Browns fandom to popping zits, attempt to explain declining offensive production, and struggle to find an agreeable path forward for Deshaun Watson and the Cleveland Browns.

The boys celebrate the return of dawg pound dumpster fire dysfunction, wonder what the hell we’re going to do with Deshaun Watson, and stare down a long Cleveland Browns season of almost certain uncertainty.

The boys build a franchise on sour soil, are haunted by familiar Forest City football feelings, and face a rapidly approaching season with typical Cleveland Browns fan dread.

The boys lament the loss of off-season innocence as their beloved Cleveland Browns find themselves mired in the wreckage of a botched trade proposal gone awry and a promising draft pick gone bust.

The boys give the Guards grace at the trade deadline, tap the brakes on Deshaun Watson anxiety disorder, and are puzzled, but fine with whatever the hell Mike Vrabel is doing with the Cleveland Browns.

The boys heroically generate Browns podcast content in a world without any substantive Browns news by threatening the audience with banal facemask debate and spending an inordinate amount of time on the Cavs and Guardians.

The boys hire a comfortably predictable Head Coach for their basketball team, marvel at the Guards surprising MLB dominance, and narrowly avoid the grey vs white vs brown facemask debate in the abyss of a news-less Cleveland Browns offseason.

The boys wishfully read NBA tea leaves in the hope of a King’s return, lament the Guards perceived lack of respect, and propose an Amari Cooper holdout theory.

The boys throw passes in shorts on X, give glowing performance reviews followed by termination, and marvel at the Guardians inexplicably hot start to the MLB season.

The boys talk LeBron’s calculated playoff viewing habits, debate Guardian legitimacy, and struggle to adapt to the sober offseason banality of a competent Cleveland Browns organization.

The boys talk about the Cavs minuscule mental makeup, gasp at Guardian galloping guffaws, and enjoy a long awaited, super boring, by-the-numbers and perfectly fine Cleveland Browns draft.