Can't Roll Straight D&D

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Can't Roll Straight D&D

Welcome to Can't Roll Straight, an actual-play D&D podcast airing Tuesday evenings! Join Dungeon Master Ethan and his crazy band of players: Matt, V, Em, Greyson and Ed as they journey through the epic fantasy campaign Cataclysm, set in the continent of Eltara. Brimming with fantasy Kaijus, Tarrasque-born and... clowns? If you love narrative-focused TTRPG play that feels like sitting down for your weekly game night with friends, then Can't Roll Straight is for you! We release an episode at 6PM UK time every Tuesday.

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    Check your literacy privilege ⎸ Cataclysm #19

    Remember dear listener, water can’t be tight… Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs. A Genre Pending Production

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    An Invitation ⎸ Cataclysm #18

    No officer this is my clown noseLogo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs. A Genre Pending Production

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    Monstrous mycelium ⎸ Cataclysm #17

    Is it wet? Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs. A Genre Pending Production

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    Laylan-loco ⎸ Cataclysm #16

    Greetings barkeep! I'm looking for the local black market… Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs. A Genre Pending Production

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    Paying the price ⎸ Cataclysm #15

    The ends justify the ends… Or something to that effectLogo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs. A Genre Pending Production

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    I’m something of a pillager myself… ⎸ Cataclysm #14

    Once again sorry for the technical issues with Ethan's mic at the start of combat! The issues start at 34:25 and end at 43:23 :) Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias All additional music () was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs. A Genre Pending Production

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    Parental guidance ⎸ Cataclysm #13

    You know about war don’t you?Logo by @magpie.jpegTheme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy BanachDialogue Edited by Robin EliasAll additional music (Long rest, Tavern Celebration & A Royal Visit) was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs.A Genre Pending Production

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    Always ignore the call to adventure… (Joseph Campbell was a nark) ⎸ Cataclysm #12

    Shatter seems op… Just saying Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias All additional music (Ice Mephit Cavern, Home coming, Dungeon Collapse, Cultists Cavern & Whispering Caverns) was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs. A Genre Pending Production

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    To Get High On Ones Own Supply | Cataclysm #11

    #CrankingitLogo by @magpie.jpegTheme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy BanachDialogue Edited by Robin EliasAll additional music (Jungle Shaman, Descent, Skullwharf, Dungeon Collapse & Map Chamber) was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs. A Genre Pending Production

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    Displace This, Nerd! | Cataclysm #10

    Duffy finally hits something… Logo by @magpie.jpegTheme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy BanachDialogue Edited by Robin EliasAll additional music (Jungle Shaman & Pit Fighter) was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs.A Genre Pending Production

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    The Morality of Killing | Cataclysm #9

    A peasant's perspective on the many complexities and contradictions of feudalism & polytheismLogo by @magpie.jpegTheme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy BanachDialogue Edited by Robin EliasAll additional music (Long Rest, Jungle Shaman, Upriver Recon & Stone Barrow) was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs.A Genre Pending Production

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    A Minor Disagreement | Cataclysm #8

    My therapist WILL be hearing about this...Logo by @magpie.jpegTheme Tune by @pipsmusics Dialogue Edited by Robin EliasAll additional music (Den of Iniquity, Beggars Rest, Foghaven & Counting House) was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs.A Genre Pending Production

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    House of Mirrors | Cataclysm #7

    Is fall damage turned on?Logo by @magpie.jpegTheme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy BanachDialogue Edited by Robin EliasAll additional music (Harpers Waypoint, Trireme, Dungeon Collapse & Yuletide Cantrips) was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs.A Genre Pending Production

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    Clowning Around | Cataclysm #6

    I’m a… clown fish? Logo by @magpie.jpegTheme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy BanachDialogue Edited by Robin EliasAll additional music (Tavern Celebration, Den of Iniquity and Homecoming) was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs.

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    Shopping & Salt | Cataclysm #5

    Shopping Episode!!!Logo by @magpie.jpegTheme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy BanachDialogue Edited by Robin EliasAll additional music (Rebuilding) was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs.A Genre Pending Production

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    Schemes & Names | Cataclysm #4

    The players take a moment of respite to plan their next steps…Logo by @magpie.jpegTheme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy BanachAnimated by Ethan Dialogue Edited by Robin EliasAll additional music (Between Adventures) was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs.A Genre Pending Production

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    Matricide and Milking Bulls | Cataclysm #3

    He did WHAT?! (Feat. the producers having a breakdown)Art by Buffy BanachAnimated by EthanLogo by @magpie.jpegTheme Tune by @pipsmusics All additional music (Hidden Valley, Beggars Rest, Fog of War & The Madding Crowd) was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP musical needs.A Genre Pending Production

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    The Kill Stealing Clown | Cataclysm #2

    The players face their first combat in the belly of Duluun. Jokes are cracked, lives are lost and one clown has a bone to pick and a flower to smell…Logo by @magpie.jpegTheme Tune by @pipsmusics All additional music (The Wild Hunt, Dungeon Collapse & Pit Fighter) was created by the wonderful peeps over at ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP musical needs.A Genre Pending Production

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    In the Belly of Duluun | Cataclysm #1

    Join Dungeon Master Ethan and his wild band of players: Matt, Ven, Em, Greyson, and Ed as they journey through the epic homebrew fantasy campaign 'Cataclysm', brimming with fantasy Kaiju, Tarrasqueborn and... clowns?! Logo Art - @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune - @pipsmusics All additional music (Hidden Valley, Counting House, Long Rest, Steel Foundry & Map Chamber) was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP musical needs. A Genre Pending Production

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Welcome to Can't Roll Straight, an actual-play D&D podcast airing Tuesday evenings! Join Dungeon Master Ethan and his crazy band of players: Matt, V, Em, Greyson and Ed as they journey through the epic fantasy campaign Cataclysm, set in the continent of Eltara. Brimming with fantasy Kaijus, Tarrasque-born and... clowns? If you love narrative-focused TTRPG play that feels like sitting down for your weekly game night with friends, then Can't Roll Straight is for you! We release an episode at 6PM UK time every Tuesday.

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