CavernCast

How good are finger sandwiches right? Best thing since the invention of the wheel, which I also talk about today, and a terrible hair dying story and my two friends that are ghosts.

I went exploring around the US last month. It was very fun. So I thought I would talk about 5 of the places I went to instead of 5 words.

I went to Prague, I sing Miley Cyrus, I think I'm racist towards rocks and did you know there's a sound that makes you poop yourself? Enjoy x

Did you know you can tell your ancestry from your feet? Also I went to Glastonbury for the first time and my friend has a WW2 tank in her garden 

I'm really hoping that knowing where the seasons came from is not something everyone knew except me. Also what something 'holistic' actually means. I hope we are learning together today. And I talk about fluffy things. So that's nice at least. 

Settling the argument of car parks vs parking lots, the secrets of a haunted underground cave network outside London and how there can be SO many World's BEST food places. Come hang x

I finally put to rest the difference between potato chips and crisps. I talk about rooms where you can only hear your own heartbeat and also Geese are God's punishment to us.

Your favourite breakfast juice is more lethal to fish than acid rain. DID YOU KNOW?! Me neither. We learn a lot today. Come hang <3 x

Did you know a 60 year old woman from Yorkshire was the reason that ship got stuck in the Suez Canal? Also the origin of drums and my first EVER flat tyre! What a time for me. Enjoy x

Hello. Happy New Year. I've just realised you can leave comments. That's nice. I have been reading them. You are sweet and strange like me. This is episode is about chickens, my issues with the colour of thomas the tank engine and his friends and the fastest spinning thing in the world....spoiler it is not a washing machine.

Twist but no shout. Cheese twice. Sausage rolls thrice and more talk about Ice Lollies. the festive season is here and honestly we're just chilling <3 x

If you want a deeper dive into why fetch didn't happen, look no further. Also come learn about the ferryman of the underworld and the first drugs I ever did. Enjoy :) x

Hello :) I went round Scotland in a campervan but now I'm back with a rant about cup handles, the difference between hay and straw which apparently I didn't know and a rendition of an absolute banger from Fairly Odd Parents. Enjoy x

Dude I think the earth might actually be flat you know...

More festival talk like how we couldn't get in for 3 hours and how system of a down led to me becoming best friends with my best friend. also elton john goes to war!?

I think I'm going to start falling asleep in random places. It feels like a fun thing to do. I also want to become a wacky waving inflatable flailing arm tube man. These are my new goals.

IS THERE ANYTHING GOOD THAT IS LUMPY?

Learning basic things today like how paint and jam are made...and trying not to get the two mixed up. Also I think some spiders hacked wikipedia

A CavernCast first as we're hanging out with a new pal with a wonderful voice today. I went to Chicago to chill with the female version of me, Maria Palmer and we had a whale of a time talking about cats, tongue twisters and our deepest fears. Y'know...small talk that new friends make.

Why do they not do the treats they did when I was a kid!? HUH?! I am sad. Also there is a cat. Also what if we didn't have wrists?

The history of one of New York's most famous streets and how swanky doesn't have any brothers or sisters :(

like zoinks scoob you gotta feel the rain on your skin maaan.

Why is March called March? and can I turn a tomato into a philosophical lesson? Come, listen and enjoy while you find out x

Come hang out while I delve into the attachment styles of cats and talk about how I was lied to about sweet when I was a child...but not like that.

Hello :) Good to be back. Here's some stories including a terrible recent airport experience and my absolutely totally sane issues with sparkling water.

Time for some fun dinosaur facts today, along with apple bobbing being the original dating app and the origins of the Sunday Roast x

Hello. Come hang out and listen to the time I breifly thought I was as important as Jesus when I was 6 and the REAL truth about Jack and the Beanstalk. Enjoy x

Finally in my new place that i have found out has broken asbestos and smoke alarms that won't stop once they go off....how very relaxing. Time for a new episode I think....

Today my co-host is my friend's cat and I talk about the time I embarrassed myself in front of a lovely french girl. also the origin of poohsticks :)

Want to hear a very sensual description of bread? Well you're in luck. Also the actual history of the lost library of Alexandria...but mostly the bread.

Thank you for all your questions. I talk about what I think of love, how to sleep real good and the great tiktok chicken war of 2023. Enjoy :)

A heartfelt letter of complaint about cadbury flakes and the interesting origins of some childhood faves. Enjoy x

Listen to the wind bloooow. And listen to me talk about why I disagree with the wind almost entirely.  Also the origins of Brussels Sprouts and something that will forever change how you think of rabbits. Enjoy :) 

Hello. good to be back :) thanks for being patient. let's return to the chill with talk of childhood bedrooms, old cartoons and the mandela effect. Enjoy x

Some tales of instant karma and the weird things to do with tongues. Also an argument with an ATM. Sounds about right for a CavernCast episode :) Enjoy!  C x

A slightly shorter hang out than usual. Life is a crazy thing. Hope you're okay. Did you eat paste as a child?

literally the first words i said today and i kinda of enjoyed what came out lmao. don't know how often that'll happen but we'll enjoy it for today :) 

Hello. Come chill out to some fit history facts in this episode as well as me talking about the best night I've had in a while (spoiler there were dogs) Enjoy <3 x

Back at it again with the white vans. actually i'm wearing nikes but whatever. literature, creamy goodness and weird smelling things. if that doesnt entice you to this episode i don't know what will. enjoy :)

Hello hello it is wonderful to be back and in true CC form this episode goes down deep real quick and back up to the surface faster than a buried dude the day before a zombie apocalypse. LETS GO SEASON 3.

I honestly didn't think this was gonna get done but I MADE IT! Wishing y'all the best holiday period you can have. Please enjoy the second festive special featuring a lot of rambling as per usual, some helpful tips if these times are difficult for you and a reading of a well loved festive story :) C x

It's finally here. The dreaming special. Come chill while I talk about this crazy place our minds create...or does it already exist? Sleep, Lucid dreams, Dream interpretation, it's all in there. Enjoy x

SO MANY ADJECTIVES. Come listen to how I might actually be goofy's son and the true identity of the dog in my tiktok profile picture since the beginning. Basically lots of dog talk :) Enjoy x

Don't worry, I don't talk about THOSE kind of toes. Also a really cool theory on why werewolves change on a full moon. Enjoy x

A life goal of mine is to own a very particular type of chair. Also I pose a very interesting question about a stroll in the woods with a cat. Enjoy <3

Hello. Today while you chill I'm gonna tell you about the time I saved my friends dog who really didn't want to be saved and how I accidentally became a bully at school very briefly. Enjoy :) x

OoooOOOoooooh. (scarily) Happy Halloween y'all. Hope you enjoy this special episode diving into where some of these spooky mythical monsters came from and my own experience with the supernatties. Enjoy <3Music used "SCP-x3x (I am Not OK)"  and "SCP-x7x (6th Floor)" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Some absolutely mad serendipity in this episode. flabbergasted tbh. enjoy :)

A crazy couple of weeks but hello again :) sniffly but content whilst talking about weird connections with strangers, learning languages and buffy. sounds good right? Enjoy xx

In this episode I talk about how my van is basically my attention seeking dog, the origin of 'copper' and a wonderful way to release your inner child. Enjoy :)