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It's time to review a cleansing victory. We may not have cleansed all the trauma on Saturday, but the Bulldog Nation took a big step towards it. Yara and Nathan are here to break down the game that was, yell about the CFP Committee, and give you all the stats you need after a wonderful weekend. News Updates - 3:00Qualitative Review - 22:08Quantitative Review - 42:55 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve 

Listen, it's time to get your mind right. It's a big match up this weekend at the Benz, and Yara and Nathan are here to prepare you for everything that's happening on Saturday. We talk about what an SEC Championship means in 2025, break down the game in way more detail than your probably used to, and laugh for a moment about Penn State. News Updates - 3:19Qualitative Preview - 14:06Quantitative Preview - 36:54  If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve 

Good day and Go Dawgs. It's your favorite (?) co-hosts back again to break down the Georgia Tech game. We talk injuries, decide that Lane Kiffin would be a pretty bad public school teacher -- for multiple reasons -- and try to figure out what happened on Black Friday. Yara and Nathan are here to review the Georgia Tech game.Qualitative Review - 15:47Quantitative Review - 38:39 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve 

This is a big one. An early holiday present just for you. We're thankful for all of our listeners, so here's something for the long ride to Thanksgiving. Yara and Nathan review the Charlotte game, break down the matchup against Tech, talk some mean shit, and answer patron questions.  If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve 

Yara and Nathan are here and searching for anything to say about this game other than that we hope no one gets hurt. Instead, we'll talk about color theory, seniors we will miss, and where this team can go from here. It's the Charlotte preview.  If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve 

Damn it feels good to humble Texas. We're here to breakdown all the action over an action-packed weekend. Yara hurt her knee, ended up with a hickey, and was stuck on Nathan's porch for 45 minutes. Nathan went to the game with his wife, and got a headache from having 2 (two) spritzes. We're gonna break down everything we experienced, the vibes on the ground between the hedges, and what this win means for a Georgia team that just might be peaking at the right time. News Updates - 3:13Qualitative Review - 20:07Quantitative Review - 43:15 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve 

We're back, and we're here to talk through the biggest(?) game of the season so far. Texas is coming to town, and we're here to talk about Arch, and all the other players on the field other than Arch that may affect the game more. Yara has a bone to pick with cultural fit, and Nathan is still angry about the 2025 SEC Championship. We both think this is gonna be a slobber knocker, so hold on to your butts. It's the Texas (horns down) preview.  If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve 

Nathan wants to talk about Korean food and relationship advice, and Yara is forced to apologize to Mike Bobo. We also talk about football, and a win over the Bizarro Bulldogs that left us blessedly calm on Saturday afternoon.  If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve 

We're back, and we hope it's better late than never. You're getting a combo episode today, but don't worry. Yara got kicked out of Barstool Bar in Nashville, Hugh Freeze got fired, and oh yeah, we've got two games to talk about. It's a very special episode, and we're happy to be here to bring it to you.  If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve 

We're joined today by MaconDawg, proprietor of Dawg Sports, and Professor Emeritus of the Dawg Intelligentsia. With Yara and Nathan, he'll help us breakdown the off- and on-field drama goin into this weekends game. (It's mostly off-field drama) We'll talk about Billy Napier, Brian Kelly, and the state of the SEC, breakdown the game, and analyze Kirby Smart's not-so-neutral take on neutral sight games.  If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve 

Yara and Nathan are here to talk about a weekend were we went through the full cycle of grief and rebirth. It got weird, and we're weird enough to rise to the challenge. What do the stats say? The defense was bad, but in a more intelligent way. The offense was good, and Gunner should get the Heisman. Go dawgs, enjoy the ride. News Updates - 02:51Qualitative Review - 19:49Quantitative Review - 37:52 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve 

Yara and Nathan are back at again with the Ole Miss preview. We've got story lines (we still hate Pat McAfee), analysis (Joey Freshwater can call plays, y'all), and statistics (this one's gonna be close) to get your head on straight for a top-ten matchup this weekend. News Updates - 3:20Qualitative Preview - 12:10Quantitative Preview - 31:18#AskCBC - 48:23  If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve 

Yara and Nathan are back to breakdown a terrifying, frustrating, and wonderful win on the plains. Scenes from the beer case at the Auburn Wal-Mart, stats that show how confusing these Dawgs can be, and an unreasonable demand from Yara backed up by the power of friendship. Qualitative Review - 3:29Quantitative Review - 42:38 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve 

Get ready for the newest edition of the Deep South's Oldest rivalry with Yara and Nathan. We're here to analyze the game, make fun of Hugh Freeze, and teach Yara how insufferable Auburn fans can be. Go Dawgs. News Updates - 3:36Qualitative Preview - 22:50Quantitative Preview - 37:39  If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve 

We're here after a blow-out win that left us with quite a few questions. Nathan is a little worried about the defense, but along for the ride. Yara is still demanding that heads shall roll. And we're all sending the offensive line our power. It's the Kentucky review. New Updates - 3:28Qualitative Review - 23:39Quantitative Review - 46:43#askcbc - 1:03:52 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve 

Yara and Nathan are back, and we have a lot of feelings. Yara has some things to say about the coaching staff, Nathan tries to talk you all back from the edge, and we break down another heartbreaker for the Dawgs. Qualitative Review - 3:19Quantitative Review - 1:01:33 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve 

Yara and Nathan are here to kick ass, chew bubblegum, and make raunchy jokes about the Yellowhammer state. And they're all out of bubblegum. The Bama preview is here. Yara has Gen Z beef, Nathan has storylines and stats, and we're appealing to every Dawg out their to appeal to whatever God, spirit, or force they worship. Let's break 'em. News Updates - 1:46Qualitative Preview - 14:55Quantitative Preview - 39:25 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve 

Yara and Nathan are here to celebrate the loss by the Volunteers to our Dawgs. We're here to talk about the humiliation of the Gators, some notes and quotes, and gasp a significant number of actual stats. It's a vintage episode for an ass-kicking that we've come to expect. News Updates - 4:06Georgia Quotes and Notes - 13:56Qualitative Review - 25:01Quantitative Review - 45:53#AskCBC - 1:07:23  If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve 

Listen, no one likes orange, we know that for sure. To help us get in that anti-orange mindset, your two indefatigable co-hosts are here to hate on Tennessee, talk about some number, and release of the pressure and anxiety caused by wondering how good Gunner Stockton actually is. News Updates - 4:18Qualitative Preview -  16:02Quantitative Preview - 28:49 #askcbc - 55:06 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve 

Yara and Nathan are back! Join us today to review a rain delayed victory over the Governors. We've got reactions (shrugging emoji), vibes, and some stats for those of you who don't read spreadsheets for fun. Also, Yara doesn't blame Mike Bobo. We're making progress!  News Updates - 2:51Qualitative Review - 15:50Quantitative Review - 31:41 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve 

It's FCS weekend, and as always, we enter the episode not knowing what we're going to talk about, and leave an hour letter after editing out a shocking amount of Nathan Ranting. Yara is here to play sheepdog, Nathan has thoughts, neither of us have a lot to say about a game without a line, and we're enjoying watching Alabama fall like a failed Soviet satellite state. News Update - 4:09Qualitative Preview - 38:31Quantitative Preview - 45:35 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve 

Nathan and Yara are back in action this week to talk about the Dawgs destruction of the Herd last Saturday. Yara hates Carson Beck, but is ok with Mike Bobo. Nathan has reservations about the offensive line, but likes how the defense is out for a day at the Dawg park. We all love KJ Bolden and Zachariah Branch, and we've got the stats and ratings to prove it. Oh, also, there's a Dragon Con corner from our little freak Nathan. News Updates - 3:03Qualitative Review - 17:41Quantitative Review - 36:10  If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve 

Yara learned an important lesson this week: don't order a seafood boil in West Georgia at 2 a.m. Hopefully you can learn something important today as well: what to expect from the Dawgs in 2025. We're here to break down this team from top to bottom, and get you ready for this weekends matchup against the Thundering Heard.  If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve 

It's CFB preseason and everything feels a little bit better. The grass is greener, the birdsong is more beautiful, and the BS of the world is easier to ignore. Yara and Nathan are here to celebrate these good vibes with the SEC preview. We're previewing all 15 non-UGA SEC teams. Asking the hard questions like, "Is Texas back?" and "Hold on, Oklahoma is in the SEC?"   If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve 

Yara and Nathan are back to talk about the Sugar Bowl. But first, we're going to break down how we fared at the SECCG, talk about holiday movies, and set expectations for Gunner Stockton.  If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve 

Against all odds, the Dawgs are playing in the SEC Championship game this weekend. Yara and Nathan are here to get you ready. We've got storylines, a vibes check, some juicy stats, and predictions for this weekends game. Come for the numbers, stay for Yara explaining how Kirby smart is a shady bitch.  If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve 

We made it through the longest day of the year, the hopefully-not-annual tradition of going into 8 overtimes against an outmatched Georgia Tech team. Yara and Nathan survived - barely - and are here to talk you through it all. Including a Mike Bobo rant from someone other than Yara, talk about the circles of hell, and enough stats to make you kinda sad about where this team is.  If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve 

You know that place where genuine human connection would go if your family wasn't The Way It Is?  We made a two-hour long episode to feel those awkward spaces this week, and get you through Thanksgiving to Clean, Old Fashioned Hate. Yara and Nathan are back with vintage Yara rage, Thanksgiving Hot takes, stats, and the triumphant return of #askcbc. Dig in folks, and ignore your family members for a while.  If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve 

Yara and Nathan are here this week to do what the Dawgs look to do this Saturday: take care of business. Join us as we review the Tennessee game, breakdown the stats you need to know, and figure out what we can expect - and what we want - from the rest of the season. Qualitative - 3:08Quantitative - 41:26 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve 

Have you hated the color orange today? If you haven't, now is the time. Yara and Nathan are back to talk about the Body Farm (which is actually pretty neat), hate on the hillbilly brigade, and break down a matchup that is surprisingly hard to predict. Why do Vegas and the numbers disagree? Why does Mike Bobo get paid 2.4 million dollars? We'll answer all of these questions tomorrow on the Tennessee preview. Qualitative Preview - 3:56Quantitative Preview - 19:41 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve 

It's time to deal with the thing we fear the most. Not a loss to a conference opponent, or humiliation at the hands of the SEC's most annoyingly waspy fanbase, but therapy. Yara and Nathan are here to be with you in this group session. We're gonna talk it all out. We go over our days (Yara saw two scary movies, and only one of them was the UGA offense), talk about What This Means going forward, chat about stats, and hopefully make ourselves feel better. Qualitative Review - 2:30Quantitative Review  - 34:04 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve 

Yara and Nathan are with the episode you've been waiting for. We're talking about Heighty Teighty, Land Sharks, Joey Freshwater, and all the dirt Yara can find. We're breaking down the game, talking about stats, and giving our predictions. We're here with the Ole Miss Preview. Highlights Include Qualitative Preview - 3:57#AskCBC - 37:03Quantitative Preview - 53:24 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve 

Hello! Nothing crazy going on today, nope, everything's fine. The only thing of note that we have to talk about is the Florida review. Nathan and Yara are here to walk you through their weekends, psychoanalyze a quarterback, and use the Vibe Chart (TM TM TM) to talk about where we are in the season. CW: Nathan talks about some pretty intense stuff going on in his proffesional life during the qualitative review.  Wanted to give a content warning for self-harm, mental health issues, and suicide at the section marked below. Highlights include: Qualitative Review - 03:20Content Warning - 17:53Qualitative Review Pt. 2 - 20:53Quantitative Review - 25:44 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve 

It's hate week. We know you have all been hating the gators like you should, but we're here to help you put that little bit of extra juice into it. Yara, Nathan, and Macon Dawg are here with a plus-sized CBC episode to walk you through why we hate florida, break down the game, talk about stats, and seriously you guys, just hate the gators so much.  If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve 

We're back, y'all! Yara and Nathan are here to review the Dawgs' biggest win of the season, a 30 - 15 defeat of the #1 Texas Longhorns. Yara's mom has a connection to God, Nathan lost a bet by predicting a Texas win and has to eat a steak, and Yara still hasn't forgiven you, Michael Bobo. Qualitative Review - 2:51Quantitative Review - 38:59 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve 

Hey y'all! It's such a big game that we decided to release two Texas previews! Yara is joined by guest host Zack Kalet to talk about the big game against the Longhorns, take Mike Bobo down a peg, and teach you about F1 through the a college football lens.   If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve 

UGA faces its second game of the year this season in Austin in a top-10 matchup with the Longhorns. Yara and Nathan are here to help you process that Munson storm of emotions with storylines, news, analysis, and stats to get your mind right for the weekend. Remember, Buc-ee's is the only  good thing to come out of the Lone Star State, and horns down. Qualitative Review - 2:26#AskCBC - 24:57Quantitative Review - 41:11 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve 

We're back today with a review of the most disappointing ten-point victory of 2024, UGA's win over the Bizzarro Bulldogs of Starkville. Yara and Nathan are here to talk about a weekend of camping in Athens, being a (temporary) bachelor (hint: it's sad), and what the hell is going on with the defense. Oh, and the offense is frustratingly good, isn't it? PODCAST BUSINESS: We're bringing back #askcbc. Hit us up with your questions every week on Twitter, BlueSky, via email, or by yelling at Nathan when you see him at a game. Qualitative Review Start - 4:49News Updates - 8:07Around the Nation - 13:48Yara's Experiences - 19:16Nathan's Experiences - 26:14Quantitative Review Start - 29:29An Amateur Explanation of the Star Position - 30:55The Offense - 43:13 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve 

Hey Y'all! We're back again today with the Miss. State preview. Yara has questions, Nathan has guesses, and we'll all get smarter together. We'll talk about CLANGA CLANGA, break down who this team is, and ask Kirby very nicely to please run up the score. Qualitative Preview - 2:39Quantitative Preview - 16:30 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve 

We're here again to talk ball. But also, we're here to make fun of Alabama, and write a hagiography for Vanderbilt. It's the Auburn Review, of course. Yara and Nathan are here for observations, stats, shit talk, shawarma talk, and figuring out where we are on the season. Highlights include: age shaming, Hugh Freeze shaming, and confusion about Arian Smith. Qualitative Preview - 3:21Quantitative Preview - 25:45 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve 

Hey y'all! Yara and Nathan are joined today by Jeremy, AKA @macondawg on Twitter. Jeremy is the head honcho over at Dawg Sports, and helps to run one of the best UGA follows on social media, @dawgsports. We're all here today to preview the Auburn game. We've got stats, analysis, scheme stuff, and a wall of text about how much Yara hates Hugh Freeze. We also brought Jeremy on for a multi-generational perspective, as he'll be helping Yara understand just exactly what is going on in the Deep South's Oldest Rivalry. Qualitative Review - 3:10Quantitative Review - 47:19 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve 

So yeah that sucked, y'all. Yara and Nathan had to grit through it on this one, but we made. Personally, we think you'll feel better about the game after listening to this. Maybe not happy, but, y'know, at peace? Whatever your emotional state, we're here to break down yet another "instant classic" where we end up with our heart broken.Qualitative Review - 3:53Quantitative Review - 25:59  If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve 

We're here today for the second time. This time, Yara and Nathan are joined by Graham Coffey, proprietor of Dawgs Central, real-life journalist, and general ball knower. We've got an hour of stats, observations, analysis, and generally good-vibes. Talking to Graham made us smarter, and we think it will make you smarter too. Highlights include:Graham, tell us how worried we should beIs Bama good on Defense? Existential angst about the Kentucky gameTalkin' bout that offensive line (pejorative)You can find Graham over at DC, or on twitter @DawgsCentral. Give him a follow and a subscribe, he'll make you a better informed Dawg fan.  If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve 

We're here, we're full of rage, get used to it. Nathan and Yara are back to preview the tilt against the Tide in T-Town. Things get heated, we talk about stats, and Nathan passes out and Weekend at Bernie's his way through a rant. Highlights include: Kentucky Mini Review - 3:26Qualitative Preview - 7:42Quantitative Preview - 49:33 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve 

What's up big dawgs? Yara and Nathan are here today to preview the Kentucky Game. We've got rants about Chat GPT, Yara, Certified Ball Knower, stats, player previews, and all the dumb stuff that got you to download this episode in the first place. Highlights include:  Qualitative Preview -  2:56Quantitative Preview - 25:04Who is Kentucky? - 25:14Players to Know: Offense - 29:31Players to Know: Defense - 31:13Scheme and Stat Preview - 35:44What we want to see - 41:26Predictions - 47:44 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve 

CW: The first 3 minutes of this podcast are just Nathan talking about the events at Apalachee HS last week. It's not graphic, but it's intense. So be aware. Yara and Nathan are here to talk you through the week that was from the very, very, bad, to the game on Saturday, which represented a well-needed break for so many of us. Highlights include: Nathan talks about Apalachee - 00:00 - 3:32Qualitative Review - 6:54Yara and Nathan go to SephoraYara teaches you how to take a selfieDid y'all know we have a Swedish dual citizen on this podcast? Sanford stadium renovations: pretty good actuallySanford stadium crowd: less drunk than expectedQuantitative Review - 28:09The defense is so good we're making tentative comparisonsCarson Beck is calm like John WickNitro Tuggle, please come on the podcast  If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve 

Yara and Nathan are at it again. We're here to bring you the stats, analysis, and trolling you've come to expect from the CBC brand. The Clemson Tigers are in the rearview mirror, struck down by their own portal-hubris, but we're not done talking about them yet. Highlights include: Qualitative Review: 2:51Quantitative Review: 17:42 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve 

It's fiscal game week and we're pumped. Yara and Nathan are back again to get you ready for this weekend's kickoff classic against the Clemson. What do the Tiger's have in store for us? Who is Howard and why does he have a rock? What stats matter for this game? We answer all of this and more. Qualitative Preview - 03:34Quantitative Preview - 23:56What we want to see - 37:46Predictions - 47:56 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve 

It's that time! Yara and Nathan are here today with the Clemson preview. If  you haven't listened to one of our previews before, we're going to breakdown this season from a qualitative (vibes) and quantitative standpoint. We've got news, storylines, vibe checks, Texas/TAMU rivalry beef via Anime tropes, and Yara learning about Fleetwood Mac in real time.  Storylines, News, and Vibe Checks - 3:46Offense Depth Chart Review - 29:37Defense Dept Chart Review - 39:25Season Predictions - 48:49 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceYara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrahRoss Rutledge on Twitter - @DawgQuant If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve 

We're finally back! We'll assume you missed us. Yara  and Nathan are here to get you all the info you need to catch up on the last six months. Highlights include: Personal updates, including Nathan putting on compression sleeves for the first time live (aging so gracefully) UGA updates. Include a criminal justice sandwichAn introduction to the SEC for Texas and Oklahoma (read: we teach you how to be mean to two new sets of fans)Olympics talk. Yara uses the word "dong" multiple times Everyone's favorite Cheerwine flavored segment: #askcbc  If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] at us on BlueSkyChapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve