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Download MP3 LENGTH: 2:36 SYNOPSIS The first post in almost 4 YURS is a wonderful song for all my listenturds! This is my version of the Statler Brothers “Flowers On The Wall”. Lyrics and album ark by the amazing LIN … Continue reading →

The original amazing vid (aidsbove) was REMOVED from youtube!!! Good thing I also had a krispy version on Vimeo: The AMAZING Gladys Freak wrote, directed, and PROLEduced this lapse INDUCING song and even more amazing MUSIC VIDEO! Learn about Cheryl’isms, … Continue reading →

  LENGTH: 4:07 SYNOPSIS Cheryl sings her version of the BEE GEEz’s How Big Is YER Love. Lyrics and album ark by my grrrl LIN FERNO. *Sing Along With Rylch! Lyrics of All Songs Included: Look in iTurdz!*

LENGTH: 14:29 SYNOPSIS Anothee minigrum™®© featuring a call to AS SEEN ON TEEVEE to axe the HORD questions about produks like SKINTAG REMOVER, MagicMesh,LINT Lizard and the WAXvak!

LENGTH: 11:31 SYNOPSIS NYEA a minigrum™®© fer ya featurding a caull to the wonderful YUMAloight to axe them some questions about their PRODUK. WEUWEU INSPIRATION infomercialmercial: Looks pretty normal to maids! Anyone want turd make me a rylchy pic with … Continue reading →

LENGTH: 4:09 SYNOPSIS A post-XMAS minigrum for my GRRLS, including a short story about WALGREEN tunaFEESH seasoning my new CASTIRONpanpan.

Amazing Cover Art by CheekyTrousers! LENGTH: 4:23 SYNOPSIS Cheryl sings her version of LADY KAKA’s Edge of Glore-aids. Crowd Sourced™®© Lyrics by @Patriekgud and Jaime Shade. *Sing Along With Rylch! Lyrics of All Songs Included: Look in iTunes!* Leave Rill … Continue reading →

Album Ark by James LENGTH: 28:21 SYNOPSIS NYEA a random imprompTURD minigrum with intro in bafroom and phone chak with MADGE WEINSTEIN. WEU. eat mai.   LINKS: Jaimeshade wrote and mixed the amazing BORN THIS WHEY Protein Powdee™® Commercial FRIEND … Continue reading →

LENGTH: 3:07 SYNOPSIS This is an amazing video and song by xdope featuring SYLVIA BROWNEbrown answering Cheryl’s question on her WEBINAR about Cheryl’s HORRIBLE medical condition: A PROLAPSE. Also features a RAP response by animated CHERYL & Cameo by Ragan … Continue reading →

Album Ark by James LENGTH: 1:31:35 SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls about getting some catheters, daybuts xdope song, Sylvia mess, minigrum highlights, bradlaids clyups, many A+ random clyups, and so much moar! Call Rylch @ 206-666-LYPS! LINKS: FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!

Album Ark by James LENGTH: 54:21 GUESTS: Why don’t CHA listen to teh grum? HOW HEAVY IS THAT?! SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls about a new HOT toilet, follows up with teh DEPENDS folks, & calls CTA Lost & Found and to … Continue reading →

LENGTH: 2:20 SYNOPSIS An amazing video & song created by listener xdope from material in WH83&84 “Sexy Chak LOIN”.

Dootie Monsturd Album Ark by James LENGTH: 1:02:30 GUESTS: Cheryl, Steven, blaques, etc. SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls about some produks in a catalogue & 1 she saw on TV. Plus she reads craigslist ads, a post from an eating disorders syke, … Continue reading →

LENGTH: 27:29 SYNOPSIS Cheryl belts out 12 classic holiday songs (xmas, hanwhorecunt, & kwanzaa) only slightly touched by her lapse. *Sing Along With Rill! Lyrics of All Songs Included: Look in iTunes!* Leave Rill Some Love by calling 206-666-LYPS. Thanks … Continue reading →

(Compare to original album ark) LENGTH: 3:21 SYNOPSIS Cheryl Sings the SEMINAL song “Time Warp” from the The Rocky Horror Picture Show and gives it her signature touch. This version is called “Pro Lapse” and is from “The Prolapsed Whore … Continue reading →

(Compare to Burt’s album ark) LENGTH: 2:28 SYNOPSIS Cheryl Sings Burt Bacharach’s classic “What the World Needs Now (is Love)” and gives it her signature touch. *Lyrics in iTurds!

LENGTH: 26:41 GUESTS: Sleep number guy & Bare Essentials gal. LYUPS. SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls about a sleep number bed for her obese friend, and about makeup for her other trans-mess-tight friend. Plus lots of great clips, a craigslist ad, and … Continue reading →

Album Ark By Vince! LENGTH: 3:49 SYNOPSIS Cheryl Sings D.I.C.K, a promotional song for her very own Daycare Institutions Caring For Kids (DICK), which she is the president of. The Village People would be proud! *Lyrics in iTurds!

LENGTH: 3:37 SYNOPSIS Cheryl Sings “Underneath Your Folds” in honor of Shrockbella Mortinstein & all the other fatties of the world. PLUS Lyrics in iTurds! *Parody of Shakira’s “Underneath Your Clothes”. Thanks to Jaime Shade for helping with the lyrics!

LENGTH: 18:44 GUESTS: Lynda, etc. SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls about some produks for her freshly shaved & tweezed LYUPS. Plus smoker face, Hypnotize ‘naids, Welford Mayor remix, & more! Tweez that lyup honaids. Call the lyups line 206-666-LYPS! LINKS: The Smoker … Continue reading →

LENGTH: 29:19 GUESTS: Ms Depend, Mr Neckloin Slimwhore, Fatboygetdowns, etc. SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls about Depends, sings a children’s poop motivation song, calls about the neckline-slimmer produk, and talks to a youtube fattie. WOWOWO! Call the lyups line 206-666-LYPS! LINKS: The … Continue reading →

LENGTH: 33:03 GUESTS: Bidet salesman, Sauna salesman, & voicemails (Spitlord, Ben from NY, 1turd Wisdumb, Windowlicker). SYNOPSIS Cheryl makes 2 phone calls: bio bidet & personal sauna. Plus lots of A++ clyups, voicemails & rylch does an anti-abortion duet with … Continue reading →

LENGTH: 23:39 GUESTS: Debt Resolution Center employees, including douche Chase. SYNOPSIS Cheryl talks to a douche at teh Debt Resolution Cenurd about her credik card and medical debtz. Jaime Shade remix of youtube’s Timaya w/Madge Weinstein. Plus othurd clyups ‘n … Continue reading →

LENGTH: 24:45 GUESTS: Hamhocker Schlammer woman in Ohio, various listenturds, 1turd, etc. SYNOPSIS Cheryl Sings “Stayin Lapsed”, calls Hamhocker Schlammer about produks, voicemails, Jaime Shade proletein powdee remix, etc. Call 206-666-LYPS. LINKS: Jaime Shade (who made the Proletein Powdee remix).

LENGTH: 3:33 Cheryl Sings the ABBA classic “Dancing Queen” but changes it to “AIDSy Queen”. Lapsetastic and complete WITH LYRICS (in the iTurds)! WOWOWOW. Lyrics by Jaime Shade.

LENGTH: 39:18 GUESTS: Man selling scales, Lady Raptastic, etc. SYNOPSIS A sexy variety of Rylch today- body dedications, prank caull about scales, an interview with LADY RAPTASTIC, and a lacist remix of Madge Weinstein done by Jaime Shade. Call 206-666-LYPS. … Continue reading →

LENGTH: 1:04:25 GUESTS: Jaime Shade & lots of mens SYNOPSIS Cheryl’s calls to the chak loin continue with lots of sexy messy talk. Nothing is too taboo for Rill, she’s getting off teh mens with all manner of things, including … Continue reading →

LENGTH: 1:04:25 GUESTS: Lots of sexy mens; Jaime; Mikeypod (& his explosion) SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls a “chat line” where women talk free & Lots of messy, sexy chatting ensues. Of course Rill’s extra dirty talk includes ‘bortions, ‘lapse, & panny … Continue reading →

LENGTH: 13:21 GUESTS: Some gal at World Class Nutrition and a mayn at Urine ‘b Gone. SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls about some nutrition produks and learns about weightloss without teef damage, how heating skin burns fat cells, and much more. She … Continue reading →

LENGTH: 30:11 GUESTS: The nice folks making & selling Miracle II SYNOPSIS Cheryl investigates another produk! This time she calls to find out more info about Miracle II & as usual asks lots of good questions. PLUS a special HONEY … Continue reading →

LENGTH: 28:51 GUESTS: Lady Raptastic SYNOPSIS Lady Raptastic & Rill talk about sickle cell, cancer, diabetis, i’sure’ins, poopin on xrays, pooping blankets, madge’s racism continues, Oprah’s aureolas, gray skin, & sicklecell. PLUS Stapler! Call 206-666-LYPS LINKS:

Album Ark By Debra Wilkerson! See Whitney’s Version here. LENGTH: 4:43 SYNOPSIS Cheryl Sings Whitney Houston’s Classic “I Wanna Dance With Somebody”, cheryl style! PLUS Lyrics in iTurds!

LENGTH: 12:51 GUESTS: Bonnie SYNOPSIS Cheryl’s Fiber 2 commercial; Cheryl calls JD Jakes Ministries to find out if god is punishing her for what she did when she was 10, her diabetis, seeing pussy, poopin panny, and keepin her baby. … Continue reading →

LENGTH: 26:28 GUESTS: Build A Bear Employee, Lady Raptastic, Debra Wilkerson, Crowned Christian Woman SYNOPSIS Craigslist; More DICK advice; getting a dog restuffed@ build A bear; Discussion w/Lady Rap (Madge’s racism); debra calls about gophR & shapeNtone; Dan Savage Don’t … Continue reading →

LENGTH: 48:25 GUESTS: Ali Mahajani, 1/2 Ton Teen Characturds, Madge, Etc SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls Ali Mahajani and gets an update on his life (cock stuffing, 1guy1jar reaction, Mr Hands Reaction & more). PLUS D.I.C.K. Presents Advice For Parents! CALL THE … Continue reading →

LENGTH: 13:48 GUESTS: Joy SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls teh 700 club’s prayer counseling hotloin and gets prayer for her friends, her stillburth, panty pooping, lapse, & more. Plus PRAYERGASM. Cheryl’s Raciest Call Yet? CALL THE LYUPS LINE! 206-666-LYPS. LINKS:

LENGTH: 12:08 GUESTS: Madge Weinstein. SYNOPSIS Cheryl gets an update from Madge on some of the matters covered in the previous episode, including DS, nightshirt, and other smelly bits. Plus old people ramble, WENSDAY, MMHMM, and bags. Eat my cunnie. … Continue reading →

LENGTH: 50:39 GUESTS: Madge Weinstein. SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls Madge & they talk about cheryl’s new business, cancer BBQ, doody squirt, panty sniffing, roses, roids, 1cheryl1hole, melton, xmass roids, diabetis foot, and more! CALL THE LYUPS LINE! 206-666-LYPS. LINKS: Goatse’s “Camel … Continue reading →

LENGTH: 46:37 GUESTS: Andy Melton; Ian. SYNOPSIS Cheryl asks a morbidly obese, housebound yng man about scooping out rabbit turds from his ‘roidy asshole, Pink washcloths, and other things. Cheryl calls to find out more info about a phone for … Continue reading →

LENGTH: 52:14 GUESTS: Lady Raptastic. SYNOPSIS Lady Raptastic joins Rill again. Opera & Gayle, talking blaque @teh bus stop, Indian food fills toilets, scooping the poop, poondaggers, abortion, and shitting daisyDOOks. Plz2Caull 206-666-LYPS. LINKS: FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!

LENGTH: 6:15 GUESTS: None. SYNOPSIS Cheryl Aint Dead, just busAIDS… so she’s phone’in something in. Why she so busAIDS? Abortion. Call these lyups and leave a message: 206-666-LYPS. LINKS:

LENGTH: 28:00 GUESTS: Lady Raptastic, Madge Weinstein, etc. SYNOPSIS Cheryl chats with Lady Rap, covering children, coonmichael, racism, shitting panty, movies, and floppy gym dick. Call these lyups and leave a message: 206-666-LYPS. LINKS: FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!

LENGTH: 27:35 GUESTS:April & Louis Simmons At Tropical Travel, Lady Raptastic, etc. SYNOPSIS Listenturd Aaron gets tons of faxes at work about CHEAP vacations so I called to claim my 99 dollar vacation. Hilarity ensues. Plus, craigslyst ads, ladyrap, NELL, … Continue reading →

LENGTH: 39:25 GUESTS:Grizelda, Man at Gay Tanning Playce, Starbux Employees, Jason, & More! SYNOPSIS Cheryl’s been losin’ things & calls starbucks. Plus she calls a tanning salon in boystown chicago, talks with Grizelda, calls into her friend Jason’s radio show … Continue reading →

LENGTH: 15:53 GUESTS:The Helpful People At The Gym, Lady Raptastic on VM SYNOPSIS Cheryl forgets her backpack with depends at the gym & calls to have them look for it. Plus, she finds out about a gym membership and asks … Continue reading →

LENGTH: 58:55 GUESTS:Adam CoonMichael SYNOPSIS I spoke again with my friend Adam & she couldn’t keep it 2gether. While Adam craks I tell whore many stories about my life, my lapse, and what it’s like being yung. Locker rooms, corn, partial … Continue reading →

LENGTH: 58:55 GUESTS:Lady Raptastic & Adam CoonMichael SYNOPSIS Cheryl talks with Lady Raptastic about many things. Sq Watermelon, Fetus poop, rupaul dishing, tubgurl, P and J werds, feedblaque, 1turd, and a sepcial conversation with Adam CoonMichael. Call the LYUPS line: … Continue reading →

LENGTH: 7:25 GUESTS:Pregnancy Hotline (LOVE LINE) Workwhore SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls the LOVE line again to ask for advice about her pregnant situation and asks why god keeps punishing her with the curse of pregnancy, asscunt, and being so beautiful. Call … Continue reading →

LENGTH: 22:35 GUESTS:Pplz SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls back the folks at Hoverround to ask more questions & THEN calls to axe some questions about a bunch of medical supplies. WERK THAT PHONE CHERYL! Call the LYUPS line: 206-666-LYPS LINKS: Cheryl’s “myspace” … Continue reading →

LENGTH: 25:45 GUESTS:Nice Toto Folks SYNOPSIS Cheryl continues her phone caull series by phoning the nice folks at Toto to find out which toilets and bidets would best fit her “situation”. PS-Where my bday present bitch!? Call the LYUPS line … Continue reading →