Chimp Knuckles

Sounds About Wrong Welcome to the game where everything goes wrong, featuring our new and horribly-named game! In this show: Topher is the now the authority Mike doesn’t do math The dead air is the fifth guest star U wot m8? Kenya believe these car deals? Everywhere Matt turns is problems We see how high... The post Trash Can Dreams appeared first on Chimp Knuckles.

It’s Gotten Us Nowhere, But We’re There When in doubt, ask yourself this simple question: WWDD? In this show: Someone mentioned Animorphs! Ed likes his pizza swampy We Louisiana too fast We are in the business of chicken On a scale of 1 to Zatarain’s, how racist is your spokesman? We watch a YouTube video... The post WWDD? appeared first on Chimp Knuckles.

The World’s Foremost Yogurt Butter! We’re putting the “eee, truck” in our brown, in honor of our newly less sucky-sounding audio quality! In this show: We do weekly, every time Ed knows nun We’re not in this together Mike fights Doctor Junior We put another quarter in the convict jar Chimpknuckles.com: You’re Gonna Die Soon... The post Brumblin’ Brown appeared first on Chimp Knuckles.

That’s Funny. That’s A Good Joke. Guard your lunch, the hammburglar approaches! In this show: Werner Herzog joing the cast We go jumpin’ in gut puddles Mike is the undisputed expert on things that exist We write the first draft of a Ren & Stimpy script Santa bleeds out Never download a car, and never... The post Jon Hammburglar appeared first on Chimp Knuckles.

More Fun Than A Gun To Your Head! Grab your iso-toners and finish licking your toad, it’s our newest and most legally acquitted show yet! In this edition: Ed Foose blows his noose Mike plays Try That On For Challenge Doctor Know-It-All II is born, and is kinda racist We come down with a bad... The post Toad J. Simpson appeared first on Chimp Knuckles.

Everyone Shout Rules! Assemble your monkey team, it’s our latest and most athletic show yet! In this edition: Mike is dead Conan’s H is missing Once again an N ruins a word Kermit’s line is crossed Mike is stumped by visual mediums There is no Step 2 So if you’ve ever wanted Battlestar Galactica spoiled... The post Welcome To Monkey Sports appeared first on Chimp Knuckles.

Shout Out To RIT Fowl Play! Spin the wheel of A-cups with Chimp Knuckles! Help us make America bag again as we learn about Ed’s multiple cow wives, Mike becomes the foot fuhrer, Doctor Know-It-All gets salty, and, of course, BIKES! Remember: if you pod it, we can chimp it! And if you don’t love... The post Listen To Our A-Cups appeared first on Chimp Knuckles.

Taking Improv To a Whole New Level! On a scale of 1 to casual, how inserted was she? Our latest and greatest show aims to answer that question and many more. Join us as we recite the theme house to Full Song, visit Ed’s shit closet, and learn a good white word. Not inserted enough... The post Casually Inserted appeared first on Chimp Knuckles.

So Unpresidential…. Hop in the pool with us for our latest show- the only place where you can clearly hear the sound of Mike fucking up! Join us as we listen to baritone songbirds, Matt’s hand is filled with poor life choices, and we run a Google image search on our audio-only podcast! If that’s... The post Public Pool Haircuts appeared first on Chimp Knuckles.

This Time, There’s Drinking! Are your holes just fulla bears? Then have we got the show for you! To celebrate Mike’s birthday, we’re doing a special, Fireball shots-fueled show for everyone- you can play at home, if you drink! Listen as we invent the world’s greatest sneeze, Ed spoils Fight Club, and Rosie Palm and the... The post Show 21: De-Bear Your Holes appeared first on Chimp Knuckles.