Cinema Crespodiso

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew break down the insane time travel inconsistencies and whackiness of the 1994 sci fi action classic Timecop! How does time work in this movie? Is time travel purely subjective? Did it have enough nudity? Why did they...

As part of episode 645 of Cinema Crespodiso, Chris reviewed a few movies from the 35th annual Florida Film Festival. Here are reviews of Normal, Frogtown, and Kikuyu Land, as well as a partial review of an unnamed movie out of respect for the artists premiering the film and looking for distribution. There was also...

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew talk about the 1990 action hit Marked for Death featuring Steven Seagal and Keith David fighting the 1% of drug dealing gang banging voodoo loving Jamaicans who invaded Lincoln Heights and turned their sweet suburban streets...

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew talk about Steven Seagal’s second movie, the 1990 classic Hard to Kill. Is the dialogue so bad it swings back around to good? Has Seagal ever done a push up? Could William Sadler play a good...

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew talk all about the 1985 classic Teen Wolf. They get into Stiles’ t-shirts, Wolf Dad’s horny levels, the Coach’s weirdly abundant screen time, the appropriate time for spin the bottle, getting your name misspelled in the...

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew talk about Above The Law, the world’s introduction to the cinematic force and artistic auteur that is Steven Seagal. How much glass gets broken in this movie? How much of an influence did Andrew Davis have?...

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew talk all about the 1973 martial arts action classic Enter The Dragon. What’s at the bottom of that spiked water pit? Why was Bolo so easy to defeat? What is the plural of praying mantis? Who...

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew go deep on this 1987 arm wrestling classic Over The Top! Is this a movie about class differences? Did Terry Funk ask for real glass? Is the rich old Grandpa right about everything? Why does that...

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew talk all about the 1994 action classic TRUE LIES. Is this Arnold Schwarzenegger’s last great movie? Is the Aziz character racist? Does it matter? What are some other things that would make you beg for buttermilk?...

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew talk about the 1993 capoeria classic Only The Strong. We point out all the ways this is a right wing fantasy, how this is the only movie ABOUT capoeria, the basic yet decent plotting, the awesome...

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew go deep on Commando, the 1985 Arnold Schwarzenegger classic, and they ask and try to answer all the important questions: what’s up with that score? Does overweight Freddie Mercury want to fuck John Matrix? Was that...

Excerpted from episode 619 of Cinema Crespodiso. In this episode, Chris Crespo has spoiler free reviews of The Legend of Ochi, Somnium, Death & Taxes, Under The Burning Sun, and It Doesn’t Get Any Better Than This. Listen to the full episode here.

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew go deep on the 1988 action classic (and Donald Trump’s favorite movie), Bloodsport, so they talk about Frank Dux’s real life claims, Van Damme’s splits, Forest Whitaker’s chopstick work, Bolo Yeung’s pecs, Stan Bush’s music, and...

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew revisit Demolition Man, and they talk about Taco Bell, the 3 seashells, the bits of satire that work and the jokes that don’t, Jesse Ventura, Jack Black, and more! Enjoy!” Originally Released October 11, 2019

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew talk all about the Jackie Chan action classic Rumble in the Bronx! Chris tells Drew about what got cut out of the 26-minute longer Hong Kong version for American audiences, they discuss Danny trying to pimp...

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Our SPOILER-FILLED review of Mandy.” Originally Released October 6, 2018

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew blow up Bonwit Teller’s as they break down Die Hard With a Vengeance! What does this movie have to do with Lethal Weapon, Speed 2, and Brandon Lee? Is this the beginning of John McClane as...

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew talk all about Die Hard 2, the pumped up sequel to the runaway hit and insta-classic Die Hard. They discuss naked hotel karate, the movie’s admiration of 90’s technology, the Robert Patrick and John Leguizamo bit...

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew go deep on the 1987 action classic Robocop. Enjoy!” Originally Released August 16, 2019

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew talk about Spider-Man: Far From Home, and they get into all the details and spoilers about who lives, who dies, all the twists and turns and what not, plus they talk about the two post credits...

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew talk about five unfortunate accidental deaths that happened on television and movie sets.” Originally Released August 23, 2019

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew talk about all the spoilers and deets in this episode breaking down all of Midsommar!” Originally Released July 7, 2019

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew talk about the biggest box office bombs of 2018, as well as some of the more financially successful movies of the year.” Originally Released Dec. 18, 2018

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew go over all the details and spoilers of Avengers: Endgame.” Originally Released April 26, 2019

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew go through the entire 100+ year history of Universal Pictures, from its birth as the Yankee Film Company to its many corporate buyouts and takeovers throughout the years. Enjoy!” Originally Released Dec 23, 2018

Time for your Best of April 2023 freebie episode, which of course is brought to you by Patreon.com/Crespodiso! Sign up today for full access to all shows as soon as they are released. Cheers! Support the show and remember to damn the man, save the Empire! Listen to all back episodes of Cinema Crespodiso for...

Time for your Best of March 2023 freebie episode, which of course is brought to you by Patreon.com/Crespodiso! Sign up today for full access to all shows as soon as they are released. Cheers! Support the show and remember to damn the man, save the Empire! Listen to all back episodes of Cinema Crespodiso for...

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This episode is brought to you by MANSCAPED, use the promo code CRESPO for 20% off your whole order plus free shipping worldwide. In this Best Of February 2023 episode, we have our reviews of Ant-Man & The Wasp: Quantumania, Plane, The Last of Us, and Cocaine Bear! To hear the full episodes, sign up...

This episode is brought to you by MANSCAPED, get 20% OFF + Free Shipping with promo code CRESPO at MANSCAPED.com! Chris read Paul Sammon’s “FUTURE NOIR: The Making of Blade Runner” and he takes an hour to give the CresNotes version to Drew of the history of Blade Runner, from its adaptation from a sci-fi...

This episode is brought to you by MANSCAPED, get 20% OFF + Free Shipping with promo code CRESPO at MANSCAPED.com! Chris and Drew go deep on Kathryn Bigelow’s Strange Days, from conception to execution to reception. Enjoy!

In this bonus episode, we compile some media diets, live reviews and more into a nice little package, and you can get full access to all of these episodes and more at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! Cheers!

Enjoy this Best Of December 2022 episode and then sign up at Patreon.com/Crespodiso to hear these full episodes plus way more! Support the show and remember to damn the man, save the Empire! Listen to all back episodes of Cinema Crespodiso for FREE at ChrisCrespo.com! www.twitter.com/IamChrisCrespo www.twitter.com/Crespodiso www.facebook.com/cinemacrespodiso www.instagram.com/cinemacrespodiso [email protected]

Enjoy this Best Of November 2022 mix episode and then sign up at Patreon.com/Crespodiso to hear these full episodes plus way more! Support the show and remember to damn the man, save the Empire! Listen to all back episodes of Cinema Crespodiso for FREE at ChrisCrespo.com! www.twitter.com/IamChrisCrespo www.twitter.com/Crespodiso www.facebook.com/cinemacrespodiso www.instagram.com/cinemacrespodiso [email protected]

Enjoy this Best Of October 2022 mix episode and then sign up at Patreon.com/Crespodiso to hear these full episodes plus way more! Support the show and remember to damn the man, save the Empire! Listen to all back episodes of Cinema Crespodiso for FREE at ChrisCrespo.com! www.twitter.com/IamChrisCrespo www.twitter.com/Crespodiso www.facebook.com/cinemacrespodiso www.instagram.com/cinemacrespodiso [email protected]

Here is your Best of September 2022 free-bie episode, but really you should be signing up at Patreon.com/Crespodiso to get full access to every show! Listen to all back episodes of Cinema Crespodiso for FREE at ChrisCrespo.com! www.twitter.com/IamChrisCrespo www.twitter.com/Crespodiso www.facebook.com/cinemacrespodiso www.instagram.com/cinemacrespodiso [email protected]

Here is your Best of August 2022 free-bie episode, but really you should be signing up at Patreon.com/Crespodiso to get full access to every show! Listen to all back episodes of Cinema Crespodiso for FREE at ChrisCrespo.com! www.twitter.com/IamChrisCrespo www.twitter.com/Crespodiso www.facebook.com/cinemacrespodiso www.instagram.com/cinemacrespodiso [email protected]

Here is your Best of July 2022 free-bie episode, but really you should be signing up at Patreon.com/Crespodiso to get full access to every show! Listen to all back episodes of Cinema Crespodiso for FREE at ChrisCrespo.com! www.twitter.com/IamChrisCrespo www.twitter.com/Crespodiso www.facebook.com/cinemacrespodiso www.instagram.com/cinemacrespodiso [email protected]

Here is our June 2022 Best Of episode, put together in an effort to entice you to sign up for full episodes and more at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! Support the show and remember to damn the man, save the Empire! Listen to all back episodes of Cinema Crespodiso for FREE at ChrisCrespo.com! www.twitter.com/IamChrisCrespo www.twitter.com/Crespodiso www.facebook.com/cinemacrespodiso www.instagram.com/cinemacrespodiso [email protected]

In another attempt to entice you to sign up for Patreon.com/Crespodiso, here is a re-release of another John Carpenter classic to join the other JC movies we’ve released over the last couple of years. Don’t worry for us, we have In The Mouth of Madness coming out this week, and you’ll be able to hear...

Here is our May 2022 Best Of episode, put together in an effort to entice you to sign up for full episodes and more at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! Support the show and remember to damn the man, save the Empire! Listen to all back episodes of Cinema Crespodiso for FREE at ChrisCrespo.com! www.twitter.com/IamChrisCrespo www.twitter.com/Crespodiso www.facebook.com/cinemacrespodiso www.instagram.com/cinemacrespodiso [email protected]

In this re-release episode, on the heels of Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness here is our revisit of a Sam Raimi classic, Darkman! Sign up today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso and you won t have to wait for this old re-releases, you can hear these episodes as they are posted, PLUS access to everything else....

Here is our April 2022 Best Of episode, put together in an effort to entice you to sign up for full episodes and more at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! Support the show and remember to damn the man, save the Empire! Listen to all back episodes of Cinema Crespodiso for FREE at ChrisCrespo.com! www.twitter.com/IamChrisCrespo www.twitter.com/Crespodiso www.facebook.com/cinemacrespodiso www.instagram.com/cinemacrespodiso [email protected]

In this bonus episode, we take our 2022 Florida Film Festival movie reviews from episodes 483 and 484 and put them all together here, so listen to this show for reviews of Hatching, Poser, The Sun Rises in the East, Resurrection, Ali & Ava, and more! Support the show and remember to damn the man,...

In this patreon re-release, we are re-heating some original content for you in our microwave and serving it up to you steaming hot, as we deliver this deep dive episode on John Carpenter’s Big Trouble in Little China! You can hear this and all of our other John Carpenter episodes by signing up at Patreon.com/Crespodiso!...

Here is our March 2022 Best Of episode, put together in an effort to entice you to sign up for full episodes and more at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! Support the show and remember to damn the man, save the Empire! Listen to all back episodes of Cinema Crespodiso for FREE at ChrisCrespo.com! www.twitter.com/IamChrisCrespo www.twitter.com/Crespodiso www.facebook.com/cinemacrespodiso www.instagram.com/cinemacrespodiso [email protected]

In this re-release from Patreon.com/Crespodiso, Chris and Drew talk about Tim Burton’s 1989 blockbuster smash hit Batman, all as part of the show’s 2021 Twelve Months of Batman. Want to hear the other eleven episodes? Sign up today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso!

Here is our February 2022 Best Of episode, put together in an effort to entice you to sign up for full episodes and more at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! Support the show and remember to damn the man, save the Empire! Listen to all back episodes of Cinema Crespodiso for FREE at ChrisCrespo.com! www.twitter.com/IamChrisCrespo www.twitter.com/Crespodiso www.facebook.com/cinemacrespodiso www.instagram.com/cinemacrespodiso [email protected]

In this re-release episode, here is our deep dive episode on Lethal Weapon, in which we had guests Pedro Lima and Angel Rivera hanging out in studio with us. It was a Cresmas miracle!

Here is our January 2022 Best Of episode, put together in an effort to entice you to sign up for full episodes and more at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! Support the show and remember to damn the man, save the Empire! Listen to all back episodes of Cinema Crespodiso for FREE at ChrisCrespo.com! www.twitter.com/IamChrisCrespo www.twitter.com/Crespodiso www.facebook.com/cinemacrespodiso www.instagram.com/cinemacrespodiso [email protected]