Cinema Shitshow

Hey, all you Insaniacs and Cinemasochists. Really enjoyed sharing my joy of film with you over the past 3 years. Hope you'll join me in whatever comes next.

Happy belated New Year. We recorded a thing. It might be fun. Find out, won't you?

Do we actually cover the song from Wham? Or do we run off on tangents? I'm betting on tangents.

It's a heaping helping of Roger Corman goodness!

Nix's brain is working again and Ben has a big surprise at the end of the episode! It's a Shitshow!

Nix can't remember words after he smashed his head on concrete. Thankfully Ben and Felicia of Seeing Faces in Movies are there. Take a drink every time Nix can't think of anything to say except it's good or hot or *buffering*! (Don't do that. Death lies behind that door.)

The Nerds tackle an inexplicable film that is rich in color and design but is baffling in story. It's a trip!

Movie Miss and Ben torture Nix with what seems like Troma tried to make Napoleon Dynamite.

It's absolute nonsense as we watch a movie about making movies.

Grab your lingerie and indulge your sweet tooth.

We're back!Do you like to be confused but also like some body horror insanity? Here it is!

What happens when you mix characters from three (3) different films? This...thing.

The Nerds take some time to celebrate the late Scott Spiegel and his amazing, once heavily censored, slasher classic.

We have a Bob and an owl man and a puffy pastry lady. It's Michele Soavi's debut feature!

Ben is missing, so Movie Miss of Let's Talk Turkeys keeps Nix company. Caterpuppy, baby pterodactyl, stop motion creatures, zombie cowboys and other random shit!!!Join us, won't you?

It's chaos. Sully, of The Jacked Up Review Show, shows up to cover this obscure Japanese flick. Somehow, it takes an hour and a half to cover a 55 minute movie. Ladies, don't give head, cuz you can have mouth babies.

The Nerds seem to be on a comedy streak as they cover the Jack Tripper and Mindy movie where they're trapped in movie/tv hell!

The Nerds are celebrating the upcoming 4K Umbrella release of this amazingly bizarre and hilarious 90's classic that was sadly buried by the studio. Rejoice, our fellow freaks! (And Insaniacs and Cinemasochists)

It's a quacking good time as Movie Miss joins the nerds to try and make sense of a filthy Fulci classic!thepfpn.com

The nerds discuss one of the wildest movies to feature an alien cat. Yes, more wild than The Cat From Outer Space! Join us for the most insane cat vs dog fight in history, won't you?Thepfpn.com

There is no second episode of The Ben Sounds Like He's Talking To Himself Show. We are both audible as we discuss a Lucio Fulci insanity fest. Fulci Lives!!!www.thepfpn.com

Edit: Multiple audio issues. Not sure what happened at the end. It sounds like Ben is talking to himself. The Nerds are back together!Jaws! Teeth! Much more random bullshit!Join us, won't you?

It's a solo outing as Nix revisits one of his ancient written reviews in one take. Experience the power of the FX masters of Hellraiser and Hellbound!! (I guess.)Let us know if he should ever do this, again at our great email!Check out www.thepfpn.com!Obey!

Movie Miss joins Nix to discuss the best Friday flick.Ben is missing but he gets tons of shit. They both go off the rails, but the love for F-13 comes through.

Is there a reason a movie about a giant bug is called Blue Monkey? Yes! Sort of! In a roundabout way! Does it matter? No!And check out www.thepfpn.com!

Announcing a new partnership, reading listener mail and telling a quick story. I got the email wrong. It’s CinemaShitshow @gmail.com (Did a quick edit but I think someone already listened!)

Put on your favorite hooded cloak (and maybe some galoshes) as we delve into a partly Shatner-ific Satanic goo-fest!And, hey! If you haven’t noticed, we’re part of www.thepfpn.com !

What happens when Nix tries to be normal? This.

Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee have the movie stolen from them when "Teddy" Savalas shows up.

The Miss joins The Nerds to discuss the Don Coscarelli fantasy flick The Beastmaster. Some crazy person also destroys property to crash the party.

It's taken nearly a year, but The Nerds and The Boys from In Film We Trust finally got together. Get your Ass Wardens in gear and be sure to fill your eyeball with mints. It's a wild one.

Nix forgot to upload this one last month, so here we are. What is a Lepus? The promotional team didn't want you to know! What is Janet Leigh doing here? Pretty much nothing!

Take a drink every time Nix says "Speed Cycle"! (Do not do this, it will lead to death.) The Podfather rejoins the nerds to right the wrongs of the past. Shenanigans ensue. Find BMWL and more here: Bad Movies We Love | The Sheist

Nix is very confused (may have something to do with the weed) and aggravated (as usual). Thankfully, Obi-Ben Shinobi and Don Guest are there to help get us through it all.

Nix is upset that he didn't name his band Tony the Pimp and His Two Whores. There's some stuff about demons, as well.

It's a meeting 3 years in the making, but Donald of You, Me and a Movie finally showed up to talk film with us. Along with the usual random craziness.

You don't really need to listen to this.

There's a lot of crazy if you stick with us and the movie. Check out Aide's book, here: https://a.co/d/22Qh8PB

Newman returns to right the wrongs of his previous guest spot. And he didn't take notes, the fucker. It's Wolfcop, baby! Check his pod Movies 4 Dayz, it's quite a ride.

It's a shitload of fun as The Fuzz joins the Nerds to try and make sense of the head trip that is John Dies at the End. Featuring the great Paul Giavatti...er, Giamatti. Check Fuzz out at ArtisticFuzz.com !

!!WARNINGS!! All of them! Trigger. Content. NSFW. NSFAnyone. The first part of the show covers the fascinating behind the scenes and the true story that inspired it. After that, it's the movie, so if you bail after that, there is no shame. You have been warned. Seriously, this is a dirty, gross, hardcore sex film from the 70's. Brought to you by Bryan of all this stuff. https://www.amazon.com/stores/author/B000AP9BC8 https://adversaion.bandcamp.com/album/dejection-of-the-malign-tabernacle

The nerds change things up and tackle a classic track from the late 80's. Were you moving and grooving to this tune? (Also some talk about pooping your pants, cuz why not?)

Happy New Year. This is the film that was supposed to be our first episode. We finally did it.

Ok, it’s not really an Xmas flick. But…fireplaces and…snow and stuff? Anyway, The Albatross returns and it’s an incredibly wild time. And I think it's our first animated film!

It's a dick ripping good time when Jon returns to the nerds to discuss the greatest "Bigfoot as a slasher" flick ever made! Jon has, at least, 3 new books out that all approach discussing film in different ways. Check him out! https://www.amazon.com/stores/author/B00HXHO0FY

Movie Miss of Let's Talk Turkeys podcast rejoins the Nerds. There's so much crazy stuff going on in here that it's difficult to sum it up. We think there was some concern over "stunt boobs", but it was sorted out. Join us, won't you?

Nobody crazy is a nobody. Ryan Kruger, director of Fried Barry and the recent Street Trash sequel joins the nerds, for some reason, and shares his love of film.

We hope you're not too full, cuz this is probably the longest episode we've ever put out. Happy holiday.

What could defeat a farting mud monster? What defines a vagina? Is it moistness? These conundrums and more will be addressed in this nonsensical episode.

New drinking game! Take one everytime Ben says "You know" and then speak to us from beyond the grave. Also some musical theatre discussion. All in all, it's a big love fest and an 80's classic.