Clam Cakes Podcast

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Clam Cakes Podcast

Welcome to Clam Cakes!

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    Christmas Clams

    It's the Clam Cakes Podcast Christmas episode! Joe creates a new Christmas song, Jared reflects on how he's changed over the year, and they play a dating game.

  2. 19

    The Power of Now

    Jared talks about how the book "The Power of Now" is changing his life.

  3. 18

    I Cry in My Dreams

    Joe gives his take on the election and shares his secret to keeping his heart healthy. Jared continues to talk about his midlife crisis and shares a story he tells in his head while playing basketball.

  4. 17

    My Mid-Life Crisis

    Jared talks about his mid-life crisis and some wild thoughts he's been having. Joe asks job interview questions and shares a game he used to play in school.

  5. 16

    What's The Point?

    Is this it for the podcast? This week we talk about our time at a bachelor party and the future of the podcast.

  6. 15

    A Canonical Debacle

    Today we revisit our discussion on physics, Jared shares his thoughts on the meaning of life, and Joe tells a story about how he's terrible with directions.

  7. 14

    Mo Nut September

    This week Joe goes over his 5 minutes standup set and Jared shares a story about moving a bureau upstairs with his dad.

  8. 13

    Cold No Bug

    Jared talks about his chaotic life with 3 cats and a dog and shares some of his reoccurring dreams. Joe tries to explain how the Sabre-toothed tiger was discovered and shares a story about his experience on a plane.

  9. 12

    The Bobby Lee Effect

    Jared and Joe give their opinions on the Olympics, discuss science and the universe like they know what they're talking about (they don't), and reveal if there's anything out there that could get them canceled.

  10. 11

    We Got Fat Shamed

    Jared and Joe talk about getting fat shamed on their first viral TikTok, getting into fights when they were younger, and which celebrity they think they could be best friends with.

  11. 10

    Dear Cloud Father

    This week on Clam Cakes we talk about the LA gang Tortilla Flats, finding God, and dealing with the fact that we're all going to die. I know, funny stuff!

  12. 9

    The Chicken or the Chicken Egg

    This week on Clam Cakes we talk about the price of trash bins, what came first the chicken or the egg, and do some acting exercises.

  13. 8

    bmsomega

    This week on Clam Cakes we've got bmsomega on for the third time! He's been absolutely blowing up on TikTok lately streaming Pokemon and he shares with us how he made that happen.

  14. 7

    Muscle MAYhem

    Our first proper episode in a while! We play the piano, use autotune, talk about Viking music, and Jared shares his experience at the dealership.

  15. 6

    Episode 67 - Scintillating Scotoma

    This week on Clam Cakes we talk about Scintillating Scotomas, funerals and wakes, and our experience at Oliver Tree.

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    Episode 66 - Daddy Calderon

    We do a horrible Katt Williams impression, some bad improv, talk about the art of scaring people, and try ketchup and pickle flavored candy.

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    Episode 65 - Half in the Bag & 2 in the Street

    It's our first episode of the New Year! This week on Clam Cakes we talk about our New Year's resolutions, Joe's Ikigai, the secret of MyPillow, how we wipe, and infinite numbers.

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    Episode 64 - Merry Clamas!

    It's the Christmas episode of Clam Cakes! We open gifts, talk about our favorite Christmas memories, and reflect on last year.

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    Episode 63 - 3.5 Hours of Sleep

    Not sure how we got through this episode on absolutely no sleep but we did! This week we talk about John Cena, the Rick Glassman and WIll Sasso beef, and cologne commercials.

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    Episode 62 - One for Us

    On this episode of Clam Cakes we get personal and talk about our mental health, some of our struggles, and things we do to better ourselves.

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    Episode 61 - Clam Cakes Classic

    Hi, Jared here, not sure why Joe didn't tell me I had a middle part the whole episode so sorry about that! Anyways, this week on Clam Cakes we talk about where the word beluga comes from, the canary and the goose egg, and the barbie movie.

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    Episode 60 - Mr. Then

    Today on Clam Cakes it's Carlos Then aka Mr. Then! Tune into this episode to learn about the different businesses he runs, how he got started in entrepreneurship, and tips on how to be more successful.

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    Episode 58 - Freestyling with Ohms 2.0

    This week on Clam Cakes we're back with Ohms! We take a look at Joe's go bag, talk about Squid's TikTok and, of course, freestyle.

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    Episode 57 - Alex 2.0

    This week on Clam Cakes we sit down with Alex aka 𝐀𝐥𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐚 𝐐𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐧 𝐓𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐬 to talk about The Shadow Work Journal, The Last of Us 2, eating silkworms, and our first times drinking.

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    Episode 56 - Steve AKA Trade Films

    This week on Clam Cakes it's music video / movie producer Steve aka Trade Films! This episode gets reeal smokey which is probably why we talk about everything from acid to peeing the bed and the roman empire.

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    Episode 55 - Hyaluronic Acid

    On episode 55 of Clam Cakes we solve some riddles, pick our top 5 superheroes to bring to a wedding, and talk about "Swamp Kings".

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    Episode 54 - Be Better September

    This week on Clam Cakes Jared doesn't get invited to the flower dance, we start "be better September", and learn 14 ways to fight SAD. Spoiler alert, most of them involve buying lamps.

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    Episode 53 - Nostalgic Clams

    This week on Clam Cakes Joe reveals what his political platform would be if he ran for office, Jared gets nostalgic with some 90s TV, and we take the 10 Rorschach tests.

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    Episode 52 - Liquor on Clearance

    This week on Clam Cakes we take a spooky shot of clearance rum, sing the Wii song, and Jared reviews some more video games.

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    Episode 51 - Joe's Survival Corner

    This week on Clam Cakes we show one of Jared's old high school projects, watch a music video for the band "Wally World", and talk about the documentary "Don't Pick Up the Phone".

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    Episode 50 - 3 Years of Clam Cakes

    We made it to 50 episodes! This week on Clam Cakes we reflect on life when we started this, Joe misses being homeless, and Jared teaches us about primordial black holes.

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    Episode 49 - Neurodifficult

    This week on Clam Cakes Joe has an abscess in his hand and Jared shares a list he found on facebook of 34 things every parent should teach their son.

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    Episode 48 - Chad Kultgen (Dudesy)

    This week we had a blast talking to Chad from our favorite podcast Dudesy!

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    Episode 47 - The America Episode

    It's 2 weeks after the 4th of July but that's ok because it's always America! On this very special episode of Clam Cakes Jared shows off his trophies, we talk about the Bristol parade, and we prove yet again how horrible we are at improv.

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    Episode 46 - Spin That Clam

    This week on Clam Cakes, it's Rich from the podcast Spin That Dice! We talk about economics, some old flash games, and another installment of Che Guevara's Story Corner. Bonus points if you can tell when Jared started having a panic attack.

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    Episode 45 - The Eisenhower Matrix

    This week on Clam Cakes Joe explains the Eisenhower matrix, Jared shows some musical TikToks, and Sam makes a surprise phone call.

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    Episode 44 - Nate has a Secret

    This week on Clam Cakes it's Nate 3.0! We think he's keeping a deep dark secret because his life can't possibly be that good.

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    Episode 43 - Che Guevara's Story Corner

    This week on Clam Cakes Joe comes up with a segment called "Che Guevara's Story Corner", we revisit our intelligence test, and Jared is pretty depressed.

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    Episode 42 - Druthers Raze Buffalo

    This week on Clam Cakes Joe cuts his hair with a knife, Jared just realizes how credit cards work, and another installment of Joe's impression corner.

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    Episode 41 - Joe is King of The Birds

    This week on Clam Cakes Joe talks about the king of the birds, Jared reviews 10 more of the 100 greatest video games, and we attempt to play an improv game.

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    Episode 40 - Drinking 40s with ClarkWork

    It's our 40th episode so you know we had to drink 40s with none other than music producer/engineer ClarkWork!

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    Episode 39 - Let's Talk About Death

    This week on Clam Cakes we talk about our outlooks on death, our recent trip to Dave and Busters, and some woods/cemetery in Cranston that a lot of us grew up playing in called the brook.

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    Episode 38 - Jared's High Thoughts

    On this week's episode of Clam Cakes Jared shares some high thoughts, Joe comes up with an intelligence test that doesn't have much to do with intelligence, and watch some extremely cringy TikToks.

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    Episode 37 - The Outside Episode

    It's Clam Cakes, but outside! On this episode Jared collapses in on himself, Joe talks about that time he broke out of rehab, and we talk about AI.

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    Episode 36 - Everything is a Segment

    This week on Clam Cakes we try doing some "segments", shout out way too many people, and talk about our experience at The City Museum in St. Louis.

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    Episode 35 - Jared Loves Market Basket

    This week on Clam Cakes Jared realizes Birdman isn't Baby Face and reads some insane TikTok comments. Joe shares how he pretends to feel emotions and some how tops his watch maker joke from last week.

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    Episode 34 - Pardon Joe's Interruption

    It's a miracle, Joe's promised to stop interrupting everyone! This week on Clam Cakes, Jared tells Joe how angry he's been with him lately, tries to prove Joe wrong using ChatGPT, and discovers just how mean welders are. Joe apologizes for interrupting everyone, proves just how much he knows about squirrels, and figures out how computer.

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    Episode 33 - The Joe Show

    It's Joe's world and we're just living in it! This week on Clam Cakes Harmony joins us as a surprise guest and Joe goes for the world record in most interruptions on a podcast.

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    Episode 32 - Tell Jared He's Funny

    On this week's episode of Clam Cakes we test out our new camera, Joe won't compliment Jared, and Jared wants to talk about rocket pops.

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    Episode 31 - Legend of The Great Nazareth

    This week we sit down with rapper Lon to talk hip hop, do some not so great impressions, and of course freestyle! Can't wait to link up again and make some more music. Shout out KnockaBeatz and Luis!

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