(c)Literature

Chloe's former Jane Austen girlie reawakens to walk JC through this alien-werewolf-regency romance. There are magic stones, forbidden love, and two gay autistic wolves inside of JC.

Do you know the band Slipknot? If not, do you know that one T-shirt that every hard rock kid in your high school wore?? Now imagine if their front man wrote a treatise on some of Christianity's most fundamental rules but understood nothing about them. JC is back with some Catholicism, some Nu Metal lore, and the white boy's version of Taylor Swift. Jump on in and see if you can guess which of the 7 deadly sins Corey Taylor will choose as the most important.

Do you ever ask, what Vlad the Impaler impaled your pussy? Well, does Chloe has the book for you! This week we have a self-circumcized vampire, JC's mildly offensive Romanian accent, more references to Morbius than any podcast needs, and alternative uses for Fenty body glitter.

Ladies, this one's for you. Join JC and Chloe to (loudly) discuss the most French book to date! We are not learning names or plots, but we are drinking inappropriate amounts at French children's birthday parties and having a little affair here or there. The chaos is there, the drama and there, and Chloe is telling everyone they are right.Outro is produced by Liborio Conti

What if Goliath from Gargoyles (1994-1997) dominated you, daddy-style? Well that is exactly what we're discussing today in the analysis of this beautiful piece of art! Come on down while we also talk about the realm of room, do gargoyles use cashapp or wire transfer, and Chloe WILL NOT STOP POCKETWATCHINGOutro song produced by Greyskies 

Everyone's favorite iconoclastic writer has dropped a new joint on us to ask an important question for society: what if your police officer bf cared about your art and actively helped you in your artistic endeavors? JC takes us on a journey of tropes he personally dislikes in books, police sketches for genitalia, and proper cuck caretaking. Come on down!Outro song  Produced by Danya Vodovoz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhUD-kVSmLY&list=PLq4r2IOXma9BSPbQZX4GUIxzbYpLo_-LJ&index=8

Get in Losers! Chloe's regaling us with the second installment of The Losers duology and things are getting fast and furious. Manson's dad is back and our favorite 5some is gonna need to figure out how this unorthodox group is gonna slot into each other's lives. It's all about Family™

Do you ever wonder what couples spend the most time talking about? Well, if they know about the My Struggle books by Karl Ove Knausgaard, it's that. Join JC and Chloe for a public gossip sesh about a man who can't help but tell you about his deepest darkest shame.

Chloe is back with polyamory and southern vibes. She successfully navigates JC away from Catholicism and instead towards the immaculate vibes of eastern Tennessee. Come vibe in the world where female erotica and Fast and Furious collide.Also, the audio isn't off, we just recorded everything while driving through tunnels. Don't make it weird.

JC brings us a punishing erotica novel that dares to ask, what if you did more than kiss your cousins. The readings are so sexy they border on disturbing, but that won't slow JC or his questionable character voices down. 

Chloe is here to share her insane Hunchback of Notre Dame retelling while simultaneously trying to break the records for the most f bombs in a podcast. JC clocks in once again as our in house Catholic expert to justify his dumb confirmation name. The sound is still a little wacky, that's just what we sound like now!

We're back with episode 2 as JC lives his best life with teen girl drama and toxic behavior. Please help cancel JC for his problematic tearing down of fictional teen girl children; he can't get away with this. Also cancel him for not getting the audio right on this one either, he's very sorry and he'll have it fixed soon we promise.In the meantime please follow us on instagram @c.literaturepod

Hello hello, we are just two readers tired of relating the plots of books at one another. We desire an outlet for these books that put a little worm in our brains. And today you'll get just that as Chloe discusses what if a woman had several threesomes with VeggieTales Bob the Tomato and Larry the Cucumber (but not those names for legal purposes). We also talk about our backgrounds in reading, how private Catholic confessionals would really be, and what does it mean to have a penis shaped like a tomatoThe audio is a little out of whack on this one, JC is trying to remember how to use the audio recording software and Chloe can't not clip the mic every time she experiences any singular emotion; but please bear with us we just wanna entertain you won't you let us entertain you