Code 21

Grand wizard Rory and Brother goat feeder Bob dispel the myth that any police officers are masonic. Nobody is. Move along now.

Our fearless pair leap from the Mystery Machine to explore Uncle Jimmy Harris's abandoned Police Station... Scooby dooby dooby doo!

Join the boys in the Code 21 Podcast mobile studio, made by Frenchmen and sponsored by monks. More dark humour as the boys discuss pickled animals, famous people and of course bizarre deaths, all in the comfort of 1980s velour and half leather campervan luxury. This episode contains product placement in the style that a James Bond film uses cool watches, except more to do with Buckfast tonic wine. Rory's fault. Sorry.

This episode has a special warning as it contains descriptions of suicide that some listeners may find distressing,The boys discuss the Scottish version of Morgan Freeman, not so much pizza and a get away helicopter with a flight to Mexico, as "Fancy coming out for a Caramac and a swig of Buckfast"...

The boys look back fondly on the days when the old school highland cop could hold the neds at bay, with kind soothing night time lullabies. Naughty naughty!

Rory covered in post-its so people know his name. Up until then he was just known as the angry one. Shortly after he was just the telephone guy.

A short episode to say hello to our friend Dawn at Scottish Murders. The link to her site is here https://scottishmurders.com/Please pop by and have a listen!

Season 3 is here! The boys are back with some exciting new episodes. It's Christmas and Rory's beside himself with excitement over the imminent arrival of the "Jolly fat one" (Not Bob but Santa) , while Bob is in full humbug mode hiding in Africa. Enjoy this festive natter led hugely off track by Rory's rantings about Norwegian Christmas traditions. This pudding of an episode is dusted off with a coating of first meetings, and a mountain rescue as heroic as it is stupid. In the words of Rory doppelganger Tom Hanks, "All aboard"

No one mentioned there’d be a part three... But as the saying goes: Put a rogue in the spotlight, and he’ll play the part of an honest man. In this train wreck finale to a twisted tale. Rory is still fuming, so in a well-intentioned but ultimately futile attempt to cheer him up, Rob sends an email recounting his own so-called heroic efforts of stumbling around inside a derailed train, frantically trying to save anyone he could find.  Predictably, this backfires spectacularly, plunging Rory even deeper into trouble with the higher-ups. Cornered and facing impossible odds in a web of treacherous power plays, Rory faces a crucial choice: play the game just one more time , or tell the truth...

Welcome to part two of our thrilling conspiracy series! Rory, ever the master of subtlety, goes on an unhinged tirade to anyone within earshot. He rants about being promoted, demoted, convicted, evicted, and eventually banished to purgatory, left to contemplate his life, failing career, and, worst of all, his new daily routine—driving 80 miles, day and night, in Bob’s dad’s old Citroën Xantia. In a cover-up scandal reminiscent of Trump and Stormy Daniels, Rory becomes notorious throughout the force as "the phone guy," proving British Telecom’s old mascot Buzby's famous catchphrase, "It's good to talk," very, very wrong. But all is not lost. Rory unexpectedly finds love in a strange place, while Bob, well, Bob finds more ice cream.

The next two episodes see the boys take a deep breath and retell a truly staggering story, rivaling any recent Netflix true crime shocker. If true, it raises profound and difficult questions about Police Scotland, the Scottish judicial system, and how they treat those sworn to protect life and uphold the law. But don’t worry, it’s just another “ truth “according to Bob Moon and Rory MacRae and no one believes them anyway. Part one of "The Truth" introduces the tragic tale of four men drowning in one of Scotland's largest and most forbidding lochs. The aftermath forces Rory to confront astonishing police incompetence, cost cutting  and corruption as he fights desperately to save his job, reputation, and sanity.

This latest episode of "Code 21" comes from Bob's house, in the spectacular shadow of Edinburgh Castle. Here, in Bobs kitchen we find Rory hiding out from the authorities after taking matters into his own hands when he observed a suspicious man lurking around his daughter’s schoolyard. Originally, the plan was to delve into the background of Rory’s unexpected departure from Police Scotland. However, with Rory still in vigilante mode, the discussion takes an unexpected turn as he recounts a recent visit to the Scottish Police College, unaware that it is June and therefore Pride Awareness Month. Rory’s confusion inevitably prompts the boys to reflect on their own understandings of pride and how it was rigorously instilled in police officers during the 1990s.

Finding it hard to get into those awkward corners with your hoover? Rory gives helpful tips whilst the boys bemoan how things used to be, how they are and how they should be. On a serious note this episode is about domestics and if you feel relevant to your situation please do get away and seek help

In this gripping first installment of a two-part episode, Rory and Bob confront the intense challenges of responding to a domestic disturbance call.  Few scenarios in policing are as fraught with potential danger as domestic incidents. Unraveling the truth behind these allegations proves to be anything but simple. To highlight this complexity, the boys examine a captivating case involving the tragic shooting of a serving  police officer amidst allegations of burglary,arson and domestic abuse. Amidst the tension, Rory shares his definition of a "Rocket" while Bob recounts the harrowing escape of a detainee with antlers.

Rob attempts to teach Rory basic communication skills with the assistance of dog training aids, as the boys fondly recall the days of survival on the island set of the Wicker Man,… This week's episode features a diverse range of events, including terrifying home intrusions, the more laid-back island policing methods, and even a subtle reference to the Royal family.

An earnest and poignant exploration of a horrific fictional murder unfolds as Rory and Bob delve into the intricate dynamics of police officers grappling with personal regret and the stress of handling harrowing incidents. Additionally, Rory struggles with the memory lapse of one of his children's names. Listener discretion is advised due to distressing details and descriptions.

Bob unveils why Rory shamefully remained in hiding throughout November, leaving listeners without episodes. Rory, without any training, believes he can self-diagnose their emotional and psychological well-being. Eventually, amidst their trademark ramblings, the duo delivers a helpful guide on avoiding arrest when confronted by law enforcement. Caution: This episode includes distressing depictions of ice cream crime scenes, 32 tons of dead fish, and the consumption of hallucinogenic fungi.

Bob and Rory take a serious turn today, discussing the intriguing aspects of guns. Amidst attending shootings and a very peculiar game of “Supermarket Sweep,” the duo recounts experiences of being tasered, sprayed with CS incapacitant, and facing threats with knives. While the public may adore the Hollywood image, the reality for a cop pulling the trigger is markedly different.

On Halloween night, bodies go bump in the night ,eerie sounds echo through the darkness. What’s more chilling than a morgue? Perhaps Rory’s dread of clowns or Bob’s fear of towering shelves. Tune in for yet another round of 90s policing tales, this time under the spell of the witching hour.

Part 2 of the mystery surrounding the missing piglet In the dimly lit production store, the mystery deepens for Rory and Rob, thrust into the most challenging moment of their careers. New evidence is dismissed, productions go up in flames, files vanish, and books are penned. The professional standards suits probe, dissatisfied with the responses. Undeterred, Rory and Rob persist with a singular mission – locating the missing piglet. Disclaimer: Code 21 is a work of fiction, and any similarities to real persons are coincidental. If you or a friend are facing mental health concerns, please consult a mental health professional or your doctor.

We finish this season with a mystery.... Where did Piglet go? A tale of skeletons and crime scenes. Rory and Bob try to put the laughs to one side as they guide us through a fascinating double episode of mystery ,frustration and soul searching. Rory comes across a skeleton in the deep dark woods and suddenly the boys find themselves unsupported ,with difficult decisions to make in a case that has them questioning everything they thought they knew as cops both then and now. This story is fiction. As always any resemblance to persons living or dead, or to real events is purely co-incidence. Please do not listen if you are easily offended , concerned re tales or death or suicide , or are suffering from mental health issues. If you are concerned for the mental wellbeing of another please seek urgent medical assistance.

Well. No one can accuse them of avoiding the big issues. A more serious subject this week as Rory and Rob discuss Racism , sexism and prejudice within the police. With a Chief Constable recently branding his own force racist and sexist. It is perhaps inevitable that Rory and Bob have some interesting chat on the subject. Code 21 is fiction and all persons places and examples are fictional. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely co-incidental.

Serious stuff this week. With an alarming and seemingly unwavering belief that they are experts in the dark art of bringing the dead back to life Bob and Rory recall their enthusiastic attempts at CPR, That all important last kiss that can save someone's life. Make it good, make it work and make it count. Unless, of course you have a moustache.... Code 21 is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely co-incidental. No clowns or PORGS were hurting making this episode.

This should be the start of a Scandi noir movie.... An empty grave ,a lonely remote forest, a dedicated troubled cop and a secretive village. But hell no. Super sleuths Dave and Bruce have only gone and found confusion and dark humour for Rory the baffled village cop. This is of course fiction. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely co-incidental. In the words of a former divisional commander, "It's the truth according to Rory MacRae and Robert Moon and nae fucker will believe you anyway"

Everyone loves a car chase , it is what sells movies and has for years. Documentaries make it sound heroic and the press happily make the police the bad guys when it goes wrong. It is a fine line and one that requires professionalism , training and extreme skill so who better to give as a first hand insight from behind the wheel ,than Bob in his speeding Mercedes Benz And Rory in his somewhat slower but more practical Land Rover In the words of our former divisional commander- 'It's the truth according to Rory MacRae and Robert Moon and no fucker is going to believe you anyway" Code 21 is a work of fiction - any similarity to events or people, living or dead is purely co-incidental.

Rory gives Bob a random pick and mix of bizarre stories to choose from this week. Bob settles on one of Rory’s favourite topics , community policing. Opening the floodgates for Rory to regale us with hilarious tales of a yuletide Santa stabbing and a nun using his office for a personal and shocking confession. A quick word from Bob - We had some issues recording because Rory is an idiot and as a result have stuck some of the best bits together in one episode. We shall try and be more professional next time. As always Code 21 is a work of fiction, any resemblance to real events, places , persons living or dead is purely co-incidental.

After the horror of last weeks tale its Robs turn to explain the correct way to manage sudden deaths and how to carry out the one thing all police officers dread - passing the death message. What could possibly go wrong ? In the words of our former divisional commander , It's the truth according to Rory MacRae and Robert Moon and no fucker is going to believe you anyway. This weeks episode sees Rory and Bob cast a dark humour glance at sudden deaths. If you are in any way of a nervous disposition, suicidal , suffering from mental health issues or just easily offended please don't listen!

Rory finds himself called to a remote loch side home on a sweltering hot summer day . The occupant of which hadn’t been seen for a while. Suspecting the worst he heads to the scene confident that it won’t be anything he hasn’t dealt with before. However that confidence is quickly lost as things go from bad to worse . These fictional tales are presented to give an idea of police dark humour and policing in the 90s. Any resemblance to events, persons living or dead, or places is purely co-incidental. If you are suicidal or suffering from any mental illness we strongly suggest you don't listen and seek medical advice. They are tales that some may find distressing.

Code 21  Meet PC Robert Moon and PC Rory MacRae . Two ex-Scottish police officers with many fictional tales to tell based on their combined 40 years police experience.  Ride along with Rory and Bob in the nineties and noughties for a painfully blunt, shockingly macabre but above all eye wateringly funny uniformed patrol of the beautiful Scottish Highlands . One from the luxurious heated seat of police BMW and the other from the gritty front line of a remote single manned village police office. Hot Fuzz crashes head on into Trainspotting as our boys in blue drag us into the heart of every drama, conflict ,car crash , mountain rescue , death ,outrage and laugh as the they struggle so hard but achieve so little ,up holding laws they seem to have largely made up in a rapidly changing policing world. All the while  battling a level of police beauracarcy , incompetence and corruption which will leave you questioning everything Netflix ever taught you about real policing.  In the words of their former divisional commander  ‘It’s the truth according to Rory MacRae and Bob Moone and no one’s going to fucking believe you anyway’  Be warned these fictional tales are of their time and are presented to give the listener a concept of rural policing at the turn of the century ,as such they rely heavily on the dark humour adopted by so many officers as a coping mechanism to the horror and trauma that came with the ‘job’ Any resemblance to real locations, events or any  persons living or dead is co-incidental . If you or a loved one are suffering from depression or mental health problems please contact a doctor or support services. Do not listen if you are easily offended! Feedback welcomed - [email protected]