Comedy Shoeshine

Sam somehow has nothing except his stuff will be featured on a future episode of Storage Wars. Thomas has several things like kid backpack stories, SMUD trying to sell him the good shit. Male gynecologist. And never never missing hockey games.

We mark the upcoming 20th anniversary of 9/11 in Shoosh fashion. Thomas is a regional manager of sorts. And then some music. Is this good? No idea.

We've got some clothing rantings and then Sam hates Pet Sounds. Also what tf is Jakob Dylan? is he a genius or some weird asshole? We happened to watch Echo in the Canyon to get to the bottom of this question raised by Echo in the Canyon.

Sam found his old comedy notebook and it has a wealth of long lost comedy within it. Thomas is in a fight for his life. Sam's kid shows incredible deference to some pimple faced nobody kid.

He got to Sam. That sonofabitch. Our half brother better be on the lookout. Also conservatives are children and we've just had it with them. Can't take it anymore. And everyone should wear costumes because why not.

Because we don't own watches. Because they're stupid, sorry. Let's see, we talked about: history. Stuff that is a minor inconvenience every day that we have and haven't fixed. A new oven saga. A DMV saga. Who knows what else. Well I guess you do if you just like listen to the show or whatever.

Thomas has mosquito pants. We've got a timely review of The Martian. And Sam just can't get good help these days.

Back to back episodes new world record. We give our in-depth review of a children's production of Willy Wonka and the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Plus some magic talk. Magic is real.

Ok yeah and then this is where we used to type the description? Or is it... Damn I think it is. So we should probably say some jokes or things that were in the episode. But then we wouldn't want to spoil any punchlines so never mind. Alright let me try to find the button to publish it. Just a bunch of cobwebs everywhere

It's another F This Remastered! Episode 7:  The One Where We Totally Rip Off Friends 04-19-2011 Things, things, and more things.  Computer literacy; stories; "Act Now!;" Iraqi oil; soundtracks; horse racing; some more great commercials; and a brand new little segment!

I didn't finish editing F This so we did a stream and it was a pretty decent impression of a shoosh episode. And then I didn't post it here for like 2.5 weeks sorry.

Our sort of weekly F This remastered stream! Episode 6: Access Main Hollywood 4-13-2011 Access main program… access main security…  Fun with sound clips, tales of 1st world medical problems, f those humans, and the Ten Commandments!  I HATE THIS HACKER CRAP!

Here's the audio of our stream! Episode 4:  Mike Tyson's Hawaiian Punch-Out Some technology observations, dinner parties with Elmo, dogs and cats living together in the city, the AFTERLIFE, some great crap commercials, and an EXTRA special segment!

Here's part 2 of episode 3, plus some other chatter while we streamed. Episode 3: Fall of Cobra 3-29-2011 Sam tells his life story; racquetball doubles losers; freak show news stories; I'm Dan Hesse, CEO of Sprint; and an extra special breakdown of the show "Ghost Hunters" for this week's stupid sh*t people believe!

Here's part 1 of episode 3, plus some other chatter while we streamed. Episode 3: Fall of Cobra 3-29-2011 Sam tells his life story; racquetball doubles losers; freak show news stories; I'm Dan Hesse, CEO of Sprint; and an extra special breakdown of the show "Ghost Hunters" for this week's stupid sh*t people believe!

Here's the audio from episode 2. Unfortunately 2011 Thomas totally effed the sound for 8 minutes. After that it's golden. Episode 2: Secret of the Ooze Coffee shop laptop people, Facebook upgrades, public bathroom toilet paper, Saint Patrick's Day, the mysterious full moon, and IBM commercials.  I mean COME ON.

We're doing something kinda weird but hopefully cool. I'm remastering and editing the olllld F This Podcast episodes from 2011 and we're broadcasting them during our weekly game stream Mondays at 4:30 pm Pacific on twitch.tv/seriouspod. It's a trip down memory lane, with some new observations and reactions along the way. Hope you enjoy it! If not that's fine just don't tell me about it ok.

check it out and go subscribe to twitch.tv/seriouspod!

Sam was forced out of retirement by The Mandalorian season 2 since we were acquired by Disney to do an official companion podcast. subscribe to https://www.twitch.tv/comedyshoeshine for absolutely no reason

Detachable body parts, detective shows, ban styrofoam, some other stuff. This is a record shattering 3rd consecutive podcast.

In our record shattering 2nd in a row episode, we talk about some stuff. I don't know. Golf cheaters, coronavirus, asshole non mask wearers, that kind of thing.

Sam is grappling with his manliness. We also can't help but yell about Trump for a few minutes. Some kid updates. I don't know, just listen or don't would, ya.

You heard us. It's crap. Some yoga stuff, some tantrum stuff, and some Facebook group nonsense.

We talk Tiger King kinda but also the stock market and what even is money or economics or anything.

It's exactly the sort of sode you've been wanting. Sam plays Pictionary with his family and Thomas has long pointless stories about Mary Poppins and his medical problems.

Hey folks, we're sort of back. This episode is not really funny. Just Sam doing his best to let everyone know why he's been gone. And obviously Coronavirus and all that.

Can you believe it has been a full 10 years of weekly Shoosh? Neither can we!

The boys are back in town. We've got some funny stories and a dad update and some more funny stories!

Sam's got stuff this time. A solar cool guy, cupping, the Astros cheating and ruining our lives in 2017, and more. Plus that annoying Alexa commercial with the red head dude that you've definitely all noticed.

Sam's family arguments, Phoebe updates, Teslas, VR kicking stuff, and whatever else.

Some LA trip stuff, worthless 1.4 million dollar houses, asshole drivers, hiking, the Brooklyn Bridge, some light dad stuff. Who knows what else.

Thomas finishes spectacular tales of his NY trip, Sam has a commercial that he can't stop thinking about. Also Thomas saw Ringo. Then, a bonus segment for patrons! Go pledge!

Well most of one. Sam had to go because his kid had a minor emergency so we'll continue this lecture later.

Week in, week out. Just another regularly scheduled shoosh. You can set your clocks to it.

It's exactly what it sounds like. Also gifs, accents, El Paso is strong, gymnastics, and cyclists wanting to die.

Tool has kind of released a new song. As preeminent music critics, we dive into it. It's... really mediocre. But don't worry we've got way more than just Tool Talk, ya tools. Sports talk, algorithm talk, famous people, and more talking points. Also what is a dad joke?

Back to back sodes! No way! Lots of good upbeat random comedy. You know you can't live without Shoosh. You're powerless to resist downloading it.

The dudes have some casual A+ comedy about weddings and toes and other nonsense, and then it's time to talk about dad's cancer.

Bald eagles, freedom, baseball updates, golf updates, protests, and probably more. And if you don't like it you can leave this podcast.

Sam's got some baseball updates, Thomas has some ketchup material. Also traffic jams on Mount Everest.

Some more trucktales, awoowoo. And also salesmen and Phoebe words and other stuff. Patrons get a bonus extra with a very serious personal announcement and discussion.

Sam has just been trying to avoid killing more people and stuff so Thomas has some kid related things and car buying stories.

Sam nearly died/killed someone in a car accident and so therefore has some stories to tell.

It's Sam's turn to have things to talk about. Poker games, ghosts, amazing friends, kids, and more. Most importantly though, Sam loves his wife so much forever, more than anything. On an unrelated note, Sam's wife started listening to the show.  You definitely want to hop on over to patreon.com/shoeshine for an extra long bonus on mentally ill dad stuff.

Several horses died in the making of this podcast because horse racing is terrible and horses die constantly and somehow it still exists.

Thomas lets loose that he saw Avenders Engegame and the dudes have a family ending fight about it. Don't worry though, the religion of Comedy Shoeshine is no spoilers so there aren't any spoilers. Even for stupid stuff. Anyway also some other miscellaneous things. Extra long episode so boners for everyone!

Thomas had yet another baby and Sam has tree problems. It's all way funnier than it sounds. Plus, a nice bonus segment for patrons on how Steve Jobs was an a-hole!

Person we have absolutely no association with and don't know anything about was found to have been cheating with performance enhancing drugs. Also Sam went to a wedding in Arizona and has a tale to tell.

Jeeps, coffee, freedom! Sam saw a ridiculously stupid facebook post and then another even more stupid one. Thomas saw a weirdly vague commercial vehicle and the dudes go on a scavenger hunt to figure out what on Earth they do. After that it's all downhill.