Cone Of Silence

Surprise, kiddos! We're back. It's been a long run of busy nights and exhausted days, but with @Just1Jen in town we knew we had to dust off the mics and get back on podcast game! It's a long episode, but in order to get back in the podcast saddle we just wanted to let it ride a bit.

There's a whole bunch of new words out there - at least according to Merriam-Webster there is. So we talk about some of those, we talk about the concert tour that we've been on, the worst parts of music venues, and obviously a bunch of other random stuff.

We're so old we just talk about our doctors appointments on this episode.

If episode 22 were an album, I had AI write the names of the 10 songs on it: 1. "Love on the Gridiron" 2. "New City Chronicles" 3. "Supper Club Soiree" 4. "Swift's Football Fling" 5. "Lessons in Catillion" 6. "Des Moines Daze" 7. "Volleyball Vignettes" 8. "Midwest Memoirs" 9. "Pop Culture Puzzles" 10. "Swiftly Changing Lives"

[Read in bad Irish accent] In a podcast filled with craic and fun, the lad and lass share stories on the run. From school days to Uber rides, and a wee vodka upset on the side. A back to school tale, accents attempted without fail, and a peculiar San Diego detail. From dentist visits that caused a ruffle, to an NSYNC reunion causing a shuffle, they share laughs and reflections in a joyful jumble. So pull up a stool, grab your drink, it's an episode full of laughter, we think!

Gather round and join us on a whimsical adventure where we discuss the funniest aspects of pop culture, from the surprising news of Smash Mouth's lead singer to a hilarious debate about the unique voice of Nickelback's lead singer. The journey continues into the world of weddings, where we highlight the importance of a level-headed coordinator and the potential hazards of wearing fake eyelashes on the big day. As we journey through the desert, we discuss the celebrity adventures at Burning Man, an annual event filled with art and excitement. As we conclude our journey, we share the story of Mason, a brave young boy who tried out for volleyball despite having no prior experience. Filled with laughter and insightful conversations, this adventure through the world of pop culture is a delightful treat.

Discover a treasure trove of secrets, snack suggestions, and stories from the beloved grocery store, Trader Joe's, in our latest podcast episode featuring Gretchen, a savvy parent coach and a Trader Joe's enthusiast. Gretchen shares insider information about everything from the hidden mascots to the secret behind the ringing bells, offering a unique perspective from both sides of the shopping cart. The episode also includes a tasting session of some of the best snacks and drinks from Trader Joe's! But it's not all snacks and shopping! We delve into parenting insights, discussing the challenges of dealing with children's embarrassment, with stories such as Mason's bike saga and the golf cart incident. The episode reflects on how understanding and empathizing with our children's feelings can help avoid power struggles, reminding us of the significance of friendship, relationships, and consistent parenting. Tune in for an episode that promises a feast of information, laughter, parenting wisdom, and a deep-dive into the fascinating world of Trader Joe's. TJ's items we tried: MINI ALMOST EVERYTHING BAGEL SANDWICH CRACKERS SNACKY CLUSTERS EVERYTHING AND THE ELOTE DIP JAMAICAN STYLE BEEF PATTIES PRETZEL BREADSTICKS TINIEST CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES FREEZE DRIED FIG SLICES UNEXPECTED CHEDDAR CHEESE DIP WITH HATCH CHILIS CHEDDAR JALAPENO PULL-APART BREAD PEANUT BUTTER CHOCOLATE GRANOLA MINI CHEESECAKE CONES LEMON BARS

Thanks to AI Dr. Seuss for writing this weeks episode summary: In the town of podcastville, we sat for a chat, About the show Dave and this and that. A tale of a rapper, hilarious and true, On Hulu FX for me and you. We spoke of legal battles, tough and stark, Of Purdue Pharma, Britney, and a walk in the park. With laughter we recalled an old man with punk pop zeal, And a spooky library visit that gave us the chills. Onward to family trips and the Amish delight, In the heat of Palm Springs, under the moonlight. Throw pillows, talent shows, half birthdays and games, Oh, what a mix of topics, never the same! In chapters we divided, the chat, the spree, From TV show discussions to throw pillows' glee. So join us, dear listener, for a hearty mix and swirl, Of laughter, insight and the everyday twirl.

Dear Campers, Summer sure was a rollercoaster of emotions and experiences! We embarked on a camping adventure at Shaver Lake, and while the anxiety of being inexperienced campers nearly got the best of us (Es), we managed to create some extraordinary memories. The outdoors taught us a lot about ourselves, but it wasn't the only teacher we had. Alongside the tranquil nature, we dove headfirst into the eccentric world of celebrity demands and fan behavior. We discussed the peculiar trend of fans throwing objects at performers, and also Beyonce's custom tour requirements. From camping capers to celeb chatter, and the exciting season teasers, we covered a lot of ground in this episode. And if you stick with us, we promise more adventures, more laughs, and more unexpected stories that make life oh-so-interesting. After all, it wouldn't be camp without a few surprises along the way, would it? Yours in camping and conversation, Chris & Es

AI; please summarize this episode in the style of a TV infomercial. Are you ready for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, life, and ice cream? Then buckle up for this episode of Cone of Silence! We're diving into the mayhem of modern parenting, where late-night bedtime routines meet frantic work trips. Say goodbye to the simple parenting days of the 80s and 90s, and hello to the hilarious chaos of today! But that's not all! We're also embarking on a delicious quest - ranking ice cream shops from across the land. From Jeni's to Dairy Queen, we're throwing caution to the wind and sharing our hilarious experiences. And finally, we're shifting gears to product reviews. We'll talk about our latest purchases - from a toothbrush to a grill brush! And the fun doesn't stop there, we'll also share side-splitting tales of our son Mason's innocent misunderstandings. So why wait? Tune in to Cone of Silence to experience the laughter, the stories, and the lives that will keep you coming back for more. This is not just a podcast episode - it's an unforgettable adventure packed with humor, heart, and heaps of ice cream!

Thanks to AI for once again absolutely crushing this episode summary... From the depths of their love for The Little Mermaid, our hosts navigate the treacherous waters of modern parenting, friendships, and music in this nostalgia-filled adventure. Their excitement for the latest version of their favorite Disney classic is tinged with anxiety as they face the challenges of movie theaters with cloth seats and the rumored perils lurking within. However, their passion for the underwater world of Ariel is not dampened, as they discuss their experience with the film and their thoughts on the latest adaptation. As they resurface into the world of parenting, our hosts grapple with the challenges of making friends in this digital age and the new territory their son faces as he enters junior high. With memories of limited text messages and handwritten letters, they reflect on their own experiences and compare it to the modern world of group chats and screens. Homeschooling also plays a part in their discussion, as they share their views on education and ponder if public school would have stifled their creativity. Finally, they dive into the realm of music, exploring new albums and artists that have captured their attention. From the catchy tunes of The Aces to the moody melodies of Beach Fossils, they discuss their love for discovering fresh sounds and the joy it brings them. With humor and honesty, our hosts take us on a journey through the sea of The Little Mermaid, modern parenting, and the world of music.

Seriously...Jolene is here so we spend an inordinate amount of time discussing karaoke pet peeves, pro tips, greatest moments, and we do a Mixtape Showdown where each of us lists 4 Songs We Never Want To Hear At Karaoke Again.

Remember that game "7 Minutes In Heaven"? This episode is like that, but it's 50 minutes and mostly hell. Although... We do discuss what animal we'd like to be stranded on a deserted island with, so there's that?

Cookie Thieves, Pet Peeves, and DJ Harassment

AI, describe this episode in the first person with the tone of a murder mystery novel: As I listened to the podcast episode, I couldn't help but feel intrigued by the two speakers' light-hearted and humorous conversation. They spoke of many things, but what caught my attention were the challenges they faced while editing their podcast. It was as if they were hiding something. As the conversation continued, they revealed their addiction to Topo Chico, a sparkling mineral water, and their irrational fears. But it was the story they shared about a bike they bought that was reported stolen that really piqued my interest. They spoke of exploring their options to make it right, but something about their tone made me wonder if they were hiding something. As the conversation progressed, they discussed their favorite clothing items and a new restaurant they enjoyed. But just as they were about to wrap up, they realized their recording device was running low on battery. It was as if they were trying to hide something from me, and I couldn't help but wonder what it was

Out of 4,000,000 podcasts (that's an actual number), apparently only 18% of podcasts get to 10 episodes, so weeeeee're basically crushing it. Even though Chris was grumpy and Es was trying to keep this episode on track, but we do our best to celebrate all things TEN.

Rachel (the Millen-Z Oracle) is with us to build bridges between millennials and gen-z, unintentionally causing Chris & Es to feel ancient. We talk about gen-z lingo, TikTok, astrology, and why Seinfeld isn't a show about nothing, it's a show about "icks."

AI Suggested Titles: 1. French Fries and Celebrity Lies: A Fast Food Review and Kardashian Gossip 2. Late Night Water Routines and Unconventional Gifts: Tales from the Bedside Table 3. Pressure Points and Dessert Delights: Meandering Conversations with Chris and Es 4. In-N-Out, Five Guys, and Fried Food Depression: The Top Fast Food French Fries 5. Gochujang and Self-Tanning: Unexpected Discoveries and Wary Reviews Why This Episode of Chris and Es Is a Must-Listen (according to AI) Get ready for a hilarious fast food debate and some celebrity gossip; Chris and Es are back with their latest episode. The conversation starts with Chris sharing his vanilla latte experience at Kit Coffee and quickly progresses to juicy news about Kylie Jenner, her relationships, and her family's drama. But that's not all; the hosts discuss recent studies indicating that eating french fries can lead to depression and share their top 5 fast food french fries, from McDonald's to Baker's and Del Taco, we cover them all. They also chat about unique online purchases from instagram ads, including a personal water fountain and a pressure stick. So, what are you waiting for? Tune in and join us for a fun and light-hearted conversation that will leave you craving fast food and online shopping. Listen to the episode now!

I was too lazy to write a description, but AI is never lazy: In this laughter-filled episode, my best friends Sam, Amanda, and Chris join me as we dive into our college days and reminisce about our experiences at the University of Iowa. We discuss everything from our initial friendship, snow days spent at the local bar, and the freedom and fun of college life. We also explore the world of college party songs, share amusing stories of signature cocktails, and even touch on the topic of planning a community event. Join us as we share laughs and memories, celebrate the joy of our college days, and ponder the future of our children's college experiences. (Note: we fact-checked and Amanda never had mono.)

We talk about Es' love of spring breaks in the past and she explains why colleges stagger them. We debrief our Santa Barbara trip's highs and lows, and why it's great. Es clarifies what "cone of silence" means, and what she's really looking for. Chris pop-quizzes Es on current celebrity news and gossip. It's an all new episode of Cone of Silence.

In this episode Chris & Es embrace their inner 90's angsty teen selves and complain about a bunch of stuff that's been on their minds. People who call you dumb things, crappy cover bands, poorly planned parties, rude servers, and more. But don't worry, we still ended it on a high note with shout-outs to the good stuff in life!

Once again we asked AI to summarize this episode, and here's what she had to say: In this episode, Chris welcomes his first guest and longtime friend Jason to the podcast, and we dive into a nostalgic and entertaining conversation about our friendship, emotions, and music. We discuss the concept of "puppy j," a term that originated from Jason's childhood photos where he often looked melancholic, and share our thoughts on the perfect playlist for specific moments and situations. We also reminisce about our favorite Orange County beaches, explore the art of the breakfast burrito, and delve into the importance of validation and holding space for others. Join us for this heartfelt and humorous journey as we explore our shared past, the power of music, and the connections we make through shared experiences. She makes us sound very serious and professional, but I promise you...we're not. Also, Click here for the Mixtape Showdown playlist on Spotify!

If this episode feels extra soft and fresh, that’s probably because we recorded it in the midst of laundry night. We go for a cultural joyride in this episode as we critique mexican restaurants, Chris wonders about nicknames, and we explore how Es caused the deli clerk to get a case of carpel tunnel for no reason. Oh yeah: Es has guidelines for happy hour, so listen up!

On today's episode we talk to former Freshman Class President and current small-talk enthusiast Margie Guiterrez. She's passionate about the "Bay Area" (wherever that is), and skanking, and since she's our first guest on the podcast then she must be worth getting to know! It's important to note that Margie gave us high marks for her experience on the podcast, but we're not sure if that translates to those who are just listening to the podcast. We discuss our high-school vibes, Bay Area slang, and also try out a new segment called "Mixtape Showdown" where we draft the perfect songs for a specific moment. If you'd like to listen to each of our individual Mixtape draft, click below. We'd also love to hear from you which is your favorite. You can vote if you're in Spotify, or you can leave a comment on instagram.  Margie's Mixtape Playlist - Click Here Es' Mixtape Playlist - Click Here Chris' Mixtape Playlist - Click Here 

We ask AI to describe each episode, and here's what she says about Episode 1: In this podcast episode, Chris and Es introduce themselves and discuss the origins of the podcast's name, "Cone of Silence." They also talk about their experiences with tattoos, including getting wedding tattoos. The conversation is lighthearted and humorous, with the hosts joking about their flaws as drivers and their love for the podcast "Smartless." They also discuss the importance of listening to enough of a podcast to form an opinion on it and tease each other about their voices. The episode ends with the hosts brainstorming a better sign-off for future episodes.