Crtql Podcast

Yes, this episode is as weird as it sounds. Today with guest Ryan we come up with and act out some "one-word" stories. Basically an improv fever dream. STONEKEEPAH

Jaidyn tells us about how his first high school party didn't go exactly as planned and we remember some of our traumatic sports memories.

Talking about tiktok's largest genre: "Hot" and the Spotlight Effect.

Today we take a friendship test with guest Luke to finally find out who Anthony's best friend is... gramps, little bill, or the mysterious new challenger? 😨

Today we revisit our horrible movie from graduation. Stick around for a high stakes password game where the winner gets- 🤫

Spoilers without context: Twighliht, sauce me like a barbecue but you can't get ya baby back, DO YOU NEED MY HARDENING?!, takes takes takes takes, aaaandd 🥚🥓🌽🌭.

Today we answer some of life's biggest questions with guest Adam. Is Disney really cloning Taylor Swift? Should Doorknob chewers have kids? Stick around for song association! Share Crtql everywhere or Anthony will snatch your weave. 😼

Today we look back on some juicy drama from our past. Three perspectives, one story. Time to get messy... 😈

Listen to 'Father and Son' here: https://open.spotify.com/album/1XJ3SqsSA2fRrDM9giqvKT?si=3ZUdVSXZTHqYXtNGnckynA&utm_source=copy-link On this episode of Crtql Season 2 we interview rising jazz artist Ace Williams. Tune in for his incredible musical journey, album creation, and even some of Crtql's own trumpet-playing memories!

(Artwork by Anthony Offiah) This is a Dane-only spinoff solo episode. So to all of Anthony's enemies, listen to this one.

The end of an era. As the year comes to a close, we return to the beginning. Just how did Crtql get to this point? Where do we go from here? Join us one last time on Season 1 of the Crtql Podcast.

CHRISTMAS SPECIAL 🎄: Join us as we go into our Christmas experience, along with a story of how the Grinch ACTUALLY learned the meaning of Christmas. This is our first episode with an internal storyline (and definitely our most edited)! Have a Crtql Christmas!

No, the title is not clickbait. You think we would lie to you on the Crtql podcast? Jaidyn recounts his experience being in a car crash, how he blacked out and saw nothing but a bright light while hearing his name being called, so he started flying towards it . . . okay, that part was a lie.

The archives unfold as Anthony is blocked by a local tiktok sensation... but why? This case will require all of Crtql's detective skills to crack! Find out the truth in the first edition of Crtql: E-Boy Chronicles. 🧐

As Season 1 winds down we welcome a mystery third host onto the podcast. Who could it be? Find out this week on Crtql. 🤠

Our quest to find the unknown substance in the Travis Scott burger begins. Halloween may be in the past but that won't stop us from delivering (slightly more successful) unnecessary prank calls! See what's in store this week on Crtql.

HALLOWEEN SPECIAL 🎃: Full of tricks, treats, gigs, gags, scares, AND spooks, join us on the very first (5 days early) Crtql Halloween!

"Demon Time" /'dimən taım/ (noun) 1 a : Late-night Instagram Live streams featuring a rotating cast of women -usually made anonymous by a ski or superhero mask- performing for hordes of thirsty viewers. 😈

This week on Crtql we journey into the deepest, darkest corner of the internet... Omegle. Join us as we navigate through gifs, 9 year olds, unsolicited nudity, a guy who has my IP address, and most importantly: getting skipped.

After a Covid-19 onset hiatus, Crtql is back! In the long awaited return, we recap these chaotic past few months and where the podcast stands.

In this episode of Crtql we air the hilarious things that no one knows about us. Make sure to follow on Instagram @crtql_podcast and give your suggestion for our upcoming bet!

Join us this week on Crtql as we discuss the escapades we have to look forward to with our first guest appearance ever! This episode has it's fair share of laughs, coupled with a healthy dose of sentiment.

In this pilot episode of Crtql, we cover everything from MLK day, race, Star Wars, homeschooling, and one... unique story. Join us as we explore the hilariously quaint stories of our everyday life.